- ombredog
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for every post i make i order myself to do three squats and take an effervescent multivitamin on top of my tallest hill in my town. it helps my reception
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like i get that is compounding pharmacies that make drugs and there are pill machines but can I pay a little bit extra for some drat theatre in here?
would love to get the precious medicines that hold me to my form boiled into a cloud captured by a glass blower who gives me a bottle of mysterious vapour with AstraZeneca on it. what do you think
edit: I misspelt apothecary worst moment of my public education career
ombredog fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Apr 9, 2024
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Apr 9, 2024 23:47
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May 14, 2024 10:47
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Replace apothecaries with apocalypteries where someone in a cyberpunk labcoat draws my blood and performs some weird magical incantation that they refuse to speak about, then hand me a bag of pills labeled Aztechnologies.
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Apr 10, 2024 00:13
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- RavenousScoot
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I wouldn't be suprised to see a monster/prime energy/tapletopGAMERfuel drink that comes in a potion bottle with a cork
or just water (maybe plus Mio) in a potion bottle and cork at this point, liquid death does pretty well
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Apr 10, 2024 00:33
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- RavenousScoot
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you get similar fanfare if you find an indian shop that makes paan, with the statboost of nicotine and a more deleterious effect on your health
plus you spit red poo poo all over that doesn't really wash off of the sidewalk
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Apr 10, 2024 00:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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bespoke nano-microchip injections programmed for you while you wait
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Apr 10, 2024 03:02
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- Finger Prince
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Call me old fashioned, but pharmacies should have a bowl of coal tar dyed hard candies on the counter for the kiddies, and serve bespoke carbonated fountain drinks made with the roots and bark from various hardwoods and exotic shrubbery.
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Apr 10, 2024 09:16
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- ombredog
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for every post i make i order myself to do three squats and take an effervescent multivitamin on top of my tallest hill in my town. it helps my reception
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Call me old fashioned, but pharmacies should have a bowl of coal tar dyed hard candies on the counter for the kiddies, and serve bespoke carbonated fountain drinks made with the roots and bark from various hardwoods and exotic shrubbery.
This 97-year-old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way.
I think my teeth need to shatter on the hard sugar candy so I know I can properly gum down the pill I'm taking!
Also if they can make it the candy on site like a Hercules Candy sort of situation that would massive help with my monotropism to cope with the Willy Wonka factory situation we are quickly cooking up here
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Apr 10, 2024 12:26
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- DoomCroissant
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Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
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but then who's going to harvest all this geneseed
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Why doesn’t the pharmacist wear a visor anymore?
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