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https://www.yahoo.com/news/sexually-transmitted-fungus-making-trillions-195435624.html It's more likely than you think. Rampant sexually-transmitted fungus is affecting an estimated trillions of cicadas. Not only does it make them hypersexual and gay, which is fabulous, it makes their genitals eventually fall off, which is probably not. Closely monitoring this story as news continued to break.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:25 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:36 |
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Too lazy to reply with something new and original to something I already replied about, have a copy paste.quote:oh sure I'm hypersexually gay and nobody cares but when a loudass bug is hypersexually gay all of a sudden everyone cares.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:30 |
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The Beauty of Life
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:31 |
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How does this compare to spiders eating stinkbug asses OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMQ40qVzm58&t=10s
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:32 |
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Congrats or condolences on the super sex drive OP!
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:46 |
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there's a photo smack dab in the middle of the cicada article of whales with a caption that it's the first time humpback whales have been photographed having gay sex, and then nothing else about whales anywhere whichever AI wrote this never passed the "which sentence does not belong" test
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:46 |
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fungua
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:48 |
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I love your hat.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 01:49 |
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and fungua is the name of your man, op?
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:03 |
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Bad Purchase posted:there's a photo smack dab in the middle of the cicada article of whales with a caption that it's the first time humpback whales have been photographed having gay sex, and then nothing else about whales anywhere Yes, agreed.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:04 |
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I am a sucker for a big floppy wizard hat.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:04 |
Nothing, what’s a cicada with you?
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:07 |
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looks like the cia are still testing that gay bomb
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:07 |
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Should’ve tried gumgua
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:09 |
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The bigger and broader the better.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:11 |
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its cheese fungua my nuts
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:18 |
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It would be weird if my genitals just fell off one day
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:19 |
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In the Jungle with my team ready for next command.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:20 |
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Smugworth posted:It would be weird if my genitals just fell off one day It rots off eventually after ur dead, once it happens tho a bunch more paperwork arrives to you in the afterlife.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:24 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It rots off eventually after ur dead, once it happens tho a bunch more paperwork arrives to you in the afterlife. gently caress
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:26 |
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*BACKUP LOCATION SECURE, SIR!
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:27 |
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Isn't she dating a dwarf?
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:27 |
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I'm fungal
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:33 |
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MrQwerty posted:The Beauty of Life
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 02:42 |
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AFUNGUA
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:20 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Rampant sexually-transmitted fungus is affecting an estimated trillions of cicadas. cool Drunk Nerds posted:it makes their genitals eventually fall off
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:36 |
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They call them fungua but I never see them fung.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:41 |
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Fungua that make you hypersexual and gay and genitals fall off? It's 2024 and He Heard Your Wish.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:44 |
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i thought cicadas slept for a brazilian years
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:50 |
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lol Fun Guy
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:59 |
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Sounds like meth fungus
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 04:00 |
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kntfkr posted:Sounds like meth fungus You got any more meth??
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 04:01 |
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redshirt posted:You got any more meth?? I been plum out for years
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 04:03 |
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redshirt posted:lol Fun Guy Fun MAN!!!
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 04:04 |
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Q: Why did the mushroom always party??? A: Because to escape his problems!
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 04:12 |
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Fungus that makes your junk fall off? Sounds like the time I had sex with your mom, OP She's a lovely woman and I'm sorry for giving her this wretched disease.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 04:21 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:36 |
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redshirt posted:I love your hat. it is a good hat
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 15:16 |