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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sexually-transmitted-fungus-making-trillions-195435624.html

It's more likely than you think.

Rampant sexually-transmitted fungus is affecting an estimated trillions of cicadas.

Not only does it make them hypersexual and gay, which is fabulous, it makes their genitals eventually fall off, which is probably not.

Closely monitoring this story as news continued to break.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Too lazy to reply with something new and original to something I already replied about, have a copy paste.

quote:

oh sure I'm hypersexually gay and nobody cares but when a loudass bug is hypersexually gay all of a sudden everyone cares.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

The Beauty of Life

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
How does this compare to spiders eating stinkbug asses OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMQ40qVzm58&t=10s

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Congrats or condolences on the super sex drive OP!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




there's a photo smack dab in the middle of the cicada article of whales with a caption that it's the first time humpback whales have been photographed having gay sex, and then nothing else about whales anywhere

whichever AI wrote this never passed the "which sentence does not belong" test

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

fungua

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


I love your hat.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
and fungua is the name of your man, op?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Bad Purchase posted:

there's a photo smack dab in the middle of the cicada article of whales with a caption that it's the first time humpback whales have been photographed having gay sex, and then nothing else about whales anywhere

whichever AI wrote this never passed the "which sentence does not belong" test

Yes, agreed.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I am a sucker for a big floppy wizard hat.

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Nothing, what’s a cicada with you?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
looks like the cia are still testing that gay bomb

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Should’ve tried gumgua

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The bigger and broader the better.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



its cheese fungua my nuts

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It would be weird if my genitals just fell off one day

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

In the Jungle with my team ready for next command.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smugworth posted:

It would be weird if my genitals just fell off one day

It rots off eventually after ur dead, once it happens tho a bunch more paperwork arrives to you in the afterlife.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It rots off eventually after ur dead, once it happens tho a bunch more paperwork arrives to you in the afterlife.

gently caress

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*BACKUP LOCATION SECURE, SIR!

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

Isn't she dating a dwarf?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'm fungal

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

MrQwerty posted:

The Beauty of Life

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
AFUNGUA

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Drunk Nerds posted:

Rampant sexually-transmitted fungus is affecting an estimated trillions of cicadas.

Not only does it make them hypersexual and gay, which is fabulous,


cool

Drunk Nerds posted:

it makes their genitals eventually fall off

:dogstare:

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

They call them fungua but I never see them fung.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Fungua that make you hypersexual and gay and genitals fall off? It's 2024 and He Heard Your Wish. :dogstare: :hai:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
i thought cicadas slept for a brazilian years

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol Fun Guy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Sounds like meth fungus

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

Sounds like meth fungus

You got any more meth??

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

You got any more meth??

I been plum out for years :)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

redshirt posted:

lol Fun Guy

Fun MAN!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Q: Why did the mushroom always party???

A: Because to escape his problems!

:roflolmao:

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Fungus that makes your junk fall off? Sounds like the time I had sex with your mom, OP

She's a lovely woman and I'm sorry for giving her this wretched disease.

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Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

redshirt posted:

I love your hat.

it is a good hat

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