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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I used to listen to country music as a young child so I still get extremely powerful nostalgia listen to mid 90s country.

Apparently country music began to suck hardcore after 9/11 but also my music tastes changed. Anyway I’m back and gay now and I figure there’s gotta be at least some dude talking about scooping the gooch with another ranch hand, right? Or maybe just about their lips and kiss, it doesn’t need to be explicit. I just want to feel seen.

Best wishes,

buglord

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Ram Ranch.

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

op lets share a same sex kiss under the moon on the prairie with our horses tied up and the wheat swaying in the wind

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
kinda?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlq9UWWqe44

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The subtext of all country music is dick sucking. Whether that is gay or not depends on the listener.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Lil Nas X went country as a joke to piss people off and it worked

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHrLGjcvgQM

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Indigo Girls

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Please don't call it g*ntry. :thanks:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Closer to Fine is a real banger

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
What you're looking for is Lavender Country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM1zX73qKkg

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Closer toooooo fine!

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Willie Nelson has you covered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W698XXQd0

Advantageous
Apr 8, 2012

Orville Peck gotchu covered

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024
why do the most homophobic palces on earth always have the gayest pop culture

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://youtu.be/s7YW045deBY?si=8iouGE0cbzaaOlWd

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Orville Peck is great, he's got a fantastic voice and sticks to true country sounds,listen to any of his albums

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Advantageous posted:

Orville Peck gotchu covered



Apple is years behind with their gaydar technology in comparison

BART IM PISS
Aug 4, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5Hro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LKJ5ZzzL0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t6iCfZkpl4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FREjnYV_aM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

BART IM PISS fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Apr 11, 2024

Narzack
Sep 15, 2008
The legendary Tex Hooper once played country gay to the CMA audience and they loved it.



Course I'm just funnin' ya, they didn't care for it one bit

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
“I drive your truck” by Lee Brice is ostensibly about a dude that misses his dead friend and drives his dead friend’s truck as a way to remember him and cope with loss, but the obvious reading of the lyrics is that they were banging.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Raere posted:

op lets share a same sex kiss under the moon on the prairie with our horses tied up and the wheat swaying in the wind

:clint:

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

owns. there's a duet of it with Orville Peck whom is the true answer to the OP

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Look at that hand distasteful on the hip, that pouty come hither look, the locks that would make a woman jealous, the tassels. The tassels! Wait now I'm gay

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Milo and POTUS posted:

Look at that hand distasteful on the hip, that pouty come hither look, the locks that would make a woman jealous, the tassels. The tassels! Wait now I'm gay

Any self-respecting queermo would know that that's fringe, not tassels! This guy's a fake!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
did you mean gay cummy music OP?

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr-kyeaUDr0

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I found this album on the street probably 30 years ago

https://youtu.be/1cZwFELyOCo?si=agT3LSnjIFFW1FVF

It has great titles

https://youtu.be/IrU7dCKehVA?si=-AoxzJq7lLrJk6Ky

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

dolly parton by the transitive property?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Try that in a small town buddy

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Try that in a small town buddy

im thinking the small town trying him is the point here

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

A country boy can survive a weiner in his butt

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Worf posted:

A country boy can survive a weiner in his butt

Country boys make do.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I can plow a field all day long I can catch cat fish from dusk til dawn

The field is a man and the fish is the STI he gave me

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wvW-cNT6pw

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020


lmfao he got teh pumps

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Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
https://www.udio.com/songs/8xwe1XqxBSZTvjenA9Pbbs

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