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SA came up on New York Times again, this time for handwringing about how we can keep children away from the "darker corners of the Internet," aka GBS Photoshop threads:quote:Woman Who Stabbed Childhood Friend to Impress ‘Slender Man’ Won’t Be Released quote:The attack rattled residents of Waukesha, a quiet, tidy suburb of 70,000 people west of Milwaukee, where the three girls lived with their families and attended middle school. The case also raised questions about how parents could keep their children from exploring the darker corners of the internet, such as the forum where Slender Man was born. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/11/us/morgan-geyser-slender-man-stabbing.html?unlocked_article_code=1.j00.aqkh.csKvcu8yJIsX&smid=url-share Lol we're so dangerous can't mention the site by name. Honestly I'd be more concerned about kids with unlimited TikTok or Twitch usage, we aren't teaching how to steal Kias or radicalizing anyone.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:19 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:not radicalizing anyone. A lot of people would disagree. But those people are wrong.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:55 |
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I'm radical
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:59 |
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we must5 secure the existence of our people and a future for online children
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:04 |
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sorry to anyone who got all flustered at the thought of getting a glimpse into the most disgusting, darkest corner of the internet and have had to see our opinions on stargate and grocery store finds instead
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:06 |
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notice how they don’t tell you how many deaths the nyt is directly responsible for, i wonder why that might be
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:08 |
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FFXIV was a fun video game. I played a catboy. edit: wrong thread but you know, I stand by it
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:08 |
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*Sinks a 3 pointer from the corner with elan.....
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:09 |
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Yeah, I'm something of a menace myself.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:14 |
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Who is this "slender man" they speak of.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:19 |
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AcidCat posted:Who is this "slender man" they speak of. Turn off your monitor ... wait a second...
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:20 |
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slender man did nothing wrong. people hate on the guy just cos he keeps in shape smdh
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:21 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:we aren't teaching how to steal Kias or radicalizing anyone.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:24 |
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always be wary of me
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:31 |
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Ugh, the NYT is so obsessed with us. They're probably in our bushes outside our house right now
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:38 |
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slanderman
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:40 |
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we slandered men...
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 21:55 |
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a slender man slendering his anus
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:00 |
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what is that man doing to his waistline
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:08 |
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Holy crap, that's RIDICULOUS
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:12 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ugh, the NYT is so obsessed with us. They're probably in our bushes outside our house right now
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:16 |
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NYTimesbot
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:17 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ugh, the NYT is so obsessed with us. They're probably in our bushes outside our house right now We all live together? UwU
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:17 |
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the old owner of this place killed a guy
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:18 |
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R.L. Stine posted:the old owner of this place killed a guy guy he killed was not slender tho
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:19 |
I don't think the awful app even has a dark mode
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:48 |
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does the internet even have corners anymore, much less dark ones? i thought "rounded edges" have been the norm for website design for a while now
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:49 |
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dervival posted:does the internet even have corners anymore, much less dark ones? i thought "rounded edges" have been the norm for website design for a while now The data is digital so yeah. The 0's have smooth edges but sometimes the 1's can get stuck in corners - which can clog up bandwidth.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:51 |
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Khanstant posted:I don't think the awful app even has a dark mode
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:02 |
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the whole thing about him having a mansion in the woods and you could become friends with him and live there by stabbing your friends was definitely, 100% made up by actual children. only a child's brain would think that up the weird adults who post here would have, at best, gotten mad and yelled at them for suggesting such a stupid idea that completely ruins the entire mystique of the slenderman mythos if you'd asked goons ten years ago if the thing with slender man was that you stab your friends we would have told you to shut the gently caress up about slenderman and said we're gay and called you the r word the goon version of slenderman (before we got bored of it in like 2010) pretty much just stands there. the whole thing was you don't know what he is or what he wants and you might not even notice him standing there, so your brain does all the work of making him scary because silent hill 2 is the best horror game ever made *strokes neckbeard* hm methinks
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:04 |
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The freaking New York Times....
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:08 |
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The NY Times called me after the LA Riots. I did not return their calls.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:09 |
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The *Failing New York Times
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:11 |
Well the news was right this is a dark corner now
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:16 |
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redshirt posted:The freaking New York Times.... On the same day they let JD Vance write an editorial.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:42 |
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Cubone posted:Snip You're right tho, you can go back and read the thread (if you have archives lol) and a lot of posts are people saying "it's better if it's vague, giving details ruins it" and also it was a random spoopy Photoshop Phriday thread (phread). But that's happened a lot, the little basis of a nugget gets formed and then the greater internet gets obsessed and goes hog wild. If you think about it the entire internet is just so ready to write fanfic about the dumb poo poo this dead and gay forum produces. I remember showing one of my friends the thread cause I thought it was neat, and dude got all weirdly quiet and moody and became half obsessed but didn't want to talk about it. Turns out he was one of those "if enough people believe it then it becomes real" people lol In summary, to date I have not been Slendermurdered, and the pig balls are still funny.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:54 |
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For the record I trust The Washington Post more than The New York Times and yes I know who owns the WP, Bezos, but I think pitting him against the New York Times is the best we can get. Fun local news story. One day years ago a shortstop for the Red Sox - Dustin Pedroia - got a 5 year contract for like 200 million dollars or something crazy. The same day the same guy who owns the Red Sox bought The Boston Globe for like "only" 60 million.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:59 |
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redshirt posted:For the record I trust The Washington Post more than The New York Times and yes I know who owns the WP, Bezos, but I think pitting him against the New York Times is the best we can get. i'm sorry to have to tell you this, but wapo is also trash
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 00:16 |
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lol this reminded me of the fox hitpiece on 4chan that showed a van randomly exploding
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Buce posted:i'm sorry to have to tell you this, but wapo is also trash I knew you'd say this, and you may be correct. I don't choose to believe you though.
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