AEW RAMPAGE 4/12: AN OPEN HOUSE MATHC OF THE TBS TITLE*

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Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

It's Friday and you know what that means!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1778890839915479551

"Switchblade" Jay White goes one on one with Matt Sydal!***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1778785139969180069

TBS Champion Julia Hart defends her title against "Legit" Leyla Hirsch in an Open House Match!****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1778558650963145183

"Cool Hand" Angelo Parker finally gets his shot at Saraya's brother Zak Knight!*****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1778845544615473422

Orange Cassidy takes on Alex Reynolds of The Dark Order!******

*Since TBS often airs "Modern Family" following Dynamite, it seem like a real missed opportunity not to have Ty Burrell involved somehow.**
**Note to self: This is quite possibly the dumbest thing you've ever typed.
***Sydal feels like the kind of who should have a nickname, yet doesn't. Maybe "Third Eye" Sydal?
****Not a "House Rules" match?
*****This better be leading to a mixed tag involving Ruby Soho and Saraya. Or anything that leads to more Ruby Soho.
******I initially mistyped Cassidy's name as "orange cassidy" and that somehow seems more appropriate?

# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:44

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# ? May 9, 2024 00:24

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Is Zack Knight any good in-ring? I can't be arsed to check out anywhere else

# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:43

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

super macho dude posted:

Is Zack Knight any good in-ring? I can't be arsed to check out anywhere else

hes pretty decent. had a good run in revpro a year ago.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Can't believe Julia gave her opponent a C in math, what a heel!

# ? Apr 13, 2024 00:05

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

super macho dude posted:

Is Zack Knight any good in-ring? I can't be arsed to check out anywhere else

he is perfectly cromulent

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:02

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

OC is so sad :smith:

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:02

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Weird to see Orange without the backpack

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:02

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

actually started laughing when i realized it wasn't a local jobber, it's Reynolds.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:03

The Taxman: Jan 2, 2007; greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!

MOTHERFUCKIN DUTCH ANGLE

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:03

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Taunting OC with friendship is pretty fun tho

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:03

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

This is some good trolling by Dark Order

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:05

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Jericho is right, Silvers should watch Regular Show and just have a Muscleman gimmick. He would totally own "You know who else [X]? MY MOM!" and finally put the DO over.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:07

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

MorningMoon posted:

Jericho is right, Silvers should watch Regular Show and just have a Muscleman gimmick. He would totally own "You know who else [X]? MY MOM!" and finally put the DO over.

Give Evil Uno a Benson gimmick.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:10

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Good match

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:13

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Nice match, still gotta comment how Dark Order can't even beat OC in basically a handicap.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:14

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Burnt Orange Cassidy

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:14

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

TRENT

RANG?

CHUCK

NTH

GO ON

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:14

Okkult: Oct 10, 2012

Chuck is so conflicted.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:15

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Anna Jay says enough with the drat kissing

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:15

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

EVERYONE GETS A STARDOM GIRLFRIEND :3:

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:16

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Kiss Police

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:16

Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

I will watch

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:16

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

MorningMoon posted:

EVERYONE GETS A STARDOM GIRLFRIEND

Toxic yuri for everyone!

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:17

The Taxman: Jan 2, 2007; greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Kiss Police

Oh poo poo Tay has some explaining to do

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:17

Okkult: Oct 10, 2012

MorningMoon posted:

EVERYONE GETS A STARDOM GIRLFRIEND

Now Anna's regretting her whole anti-kissing rant.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:17

Goblin Queen: Mar 6, 2006; Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Wow, who knew Anna Jay was such a homophobe

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:18

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Been loving the STARDOM integration, it's neat

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:19

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

HAIL SATAN

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:20

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Goblin Queen posted:

Wow, who knew Anna Jay was such a homophobe

She was just jealous

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:20

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Huh champ enters first

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:21

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Leyla is gonna feel so silly when Buddy Mathews and Malakai do a level 3 super on her.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:21

haunted bong: Jun 24, 2007

I love that Julia Hart sings along to her own entrance music as she walks down to the ring

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:21

The Taxman: Jan 2, 2007; greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!

Maxwell Lord posted:

Huh champ enters first

AEW does it a lot for some reason

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:22

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Oh yeah, Hirsch is rad

Jesus that hold

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:23

Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

I like that move, Julia.

:golfclap:

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:24

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Leyla stronk

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:25

Goblin Queen: Mar 6, 2006; Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

MorningMoon posted:

Leyla is gonna feel so silly when Buddy Mathews and Malakai do a level 3 super on her.

Malachai better watch his rear end, Leyla will shoot on him

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:25

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

I love lil t rex lady leyla

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:25

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

oh, that sucked, hope the injury wasn't too serious?

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:26

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# ? May 9, 2024 00:24

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Ugh that�s unfortunate

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:26

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