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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Never going to happen. I don't care if it has that one guy from Lost in it, or if it's actually about the human drama, or if Mothra is an allegory for voter suppression, or whatever else you're saying to try to get me to watch an obviously stupid show. Just stop.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Prof. Crocodile posted:

Never going to happen. I don't care if it has that one guy from Lost in it, or if it's actually about the human drama, or if Mothra is an allegory for voter suppression, or whatever else you're saying to try to get me to watch an obviously stupid show. Just stop.

Hehehe, big monster fight good.
Me brain off enjoy giant lizard.

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
sounds like someone can’t face the truth

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i dont watch those movies because godzilla would obviously win every time so there is no point

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MOTHRA!!!!


*points to Tokyo sky

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That first Kong movie was legit good. Had humor, attempted back stories, it was an admirable take on an old story.

Skull Island.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

Hehehe, big monster fight good.
Me brain off enjoy giant lizard.

Brain was never on anyway

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

idiotsavant posted:

sounds like someone can’t face the truth

Sounds like you can shut up!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i dont watch those movies because godzilla would obviously win every time so there is no point

Godzilla is an anglicism. I refer to him by his proper Japanese name: 'Steve'.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



I'm gonna watch it, because it has King Kong and Godzilla in it

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Gripweed posted:

I'm gonna watch it, because it has King Kong and Godzilla in it

:hmmyes:

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
King Kong played ping pong with his ding dong

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
godzilla fire-zilla the gorilla

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I was always a fan of that three headed robot alien Godzilla fella.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

ever notice that Godzilla has God in their name

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
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FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



sugar free jazz posted:

ever notice that Godzilla has God in their name

Even the Japanese have admitted that the American name is pretty cool

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
My son really likes Godzilla but as a concept cuz all the movies are like 99% people in rooms talking about how important Godzilla is and then 1% monster stomping. It's so boring.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

sugar free jazz posted:

ever notice that Godzilla has God in their name

Dogzilla

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


sugar free jazz posted:

ever notice that Godzilla has God in their name

i never did. thanks sugar free jazz.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


ok lets see


godzilla (aka gojira)

- has atomic breath
- big stong tail
- good single father to his son or whatever happened in that one movie
- pissed off at humans and their nuclear nonsense or whatever
- destroys tons of buildings, allowing humans to rebuild and improve their infrastructure
- lives on a sweet island



king kong -

- monkey but large
- incel vibes (kidnapping women? creep)
- climbs a building and goes "argh" (lame)
- not actually a king
- shares island with stupid dinosaurs or whatever


winner : godzilla obviously.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

King Kong can use tools
Give him a giant bazooka and it's lights out for Godzilla

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

I watched that last hollow-earth Kong and Godzilla movie and it was mind boggling how low stakes and boring it was. How do you even make a giant moster movie that goddamn boring? I thought I'd been in the theater for 4 hours by the time they got to the anticlimatic final battle that Godzilla had spent the whole movie preparing for and had no chance of losing, against enemies we've never heard of that look like inferior ripoffs the the protagonists.

They said the moster was capable of causing ice ages in an offhand comment, maybe have the movie actually start with a new ice age and Godzilla fighting in a frozen city or some poo poo to actually make it seem like a threat? That would also give them a reason to go to hollow earth level 2 to track down the source, instead of Kong randomly bashing a hole in the ground while beating up dogs.

Probably the worst movie I've seen in theater, seemed like it was written by AI for how haphazardly scenes flowed together.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Do King Kong and Godzilla kiss in this one?

Wanting to know for a friend.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Vakal posted:

Do King Kong and Godzilla kiss in this one?

Wanting to know for a friend.

Oh yeah. You can get the leaks on https://www.archiveofourown.com

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Vakal posted:

Do King Kong and Godzilla kiss in this one?

Wanting to know for a friend.

No but Kong does marry a white godzilla and they raise an adopted child together.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



These films suck. I don’t understand how they can take films about King Kong or Godzilla and make them not fun to watch, but they gently caress it up time and time again.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

The only good Godzilla movie is Final Wars because Ryuhei Kitamura is a madman.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Never going to happen. I don't care if it has that one guy from Lost in it, or if it's actually about the human drama, or if Mothra is an allegory for voter suppression, or whatever else you're saying to try to get me to watch an obviously stupid show. Just stop.

Be thou not afraid!

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Sounds like you can shut up!

sounds like someone needs to stop being a grumpy gus & put on their big boy pants & open their third eye and envision the real world instead of sticking their head back in the sand

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

idiotsavant posted:

sounds like someone needs to stop being a grumpy gus & put on their big boy pants & open their third eye and envision the real world instead of sticking their head back in the sand

Finish them

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

redshirt posted:

I was always a fan of that three headed robot alien Godzilla fella.

Monster Zero Cool

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They have sex OP.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hashtag Team Mecha Godzilla

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They have sex OP.

hachi machi!

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

gently caress you for suggesting I suggested watching that

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Isn't Godzilla like 10x bigger than King Kong? Did they use some kind of technology to make Kong bigger?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Devils Affricate posted:

Isn't Godzilla like 10x bigger than King Kong? Did they use some kind of technology to make Kong bigger?

Looks like someone did a little growing up

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Devils Affricate posted:

Isn't Godzilla like 10x bigger than King Kong? Did they use some kind of technology to make Kong bigger?

Yeah the scaling was all BS. There's no way normally Kong is even in the same league as Godzilla....

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Nice Van My Man posted:

No but Kong does marry a white godzilla and they raise an adopted child together.

The woke agenda has gone too far!

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Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

I loved Godzilla as a child and was so hyped when my mom brought home Godzilla vs King Kong on VHS.

It was so bad and dull and stupid, but I loved Godzilla so I forced my way through it -- surely the pay-off was gonna be worth cause Godzilla was gonna whoop the poo poo out of that stupid monkey.

Then Kong won and I was devastated. I'm still not over it.

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