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what's our colors and uniforms and getup and how do we march . i wanna do covert ops as a special agent wearing all that nice face paint, juggling multiple conflicting objectives yet still keeping all the plates spinning, turning handshakes lethal, inviting enemies to smell the rose of friendship,etc. i think it'll be fun !
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:38 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 09:38 |
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writing "if ur reading this ur gay (in that 90s way)" on my 1040
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:54 |
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including a personal letter in the irs envelope imploring them to send my tax dollars directly to israel immediately. find included a 2nd envelope with paid postage and address ready.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:58 |
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lol
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 01:52 |
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they keep hanging cloks from his neck like flava flav
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 01:54 |
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plinkey rereg asking for money in the goonfund thread
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 02:20 |
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lol war
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 03:24 |
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im going to war with the dandelions
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 20:19 |
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1 minute till the Posters are free
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 20:41 |
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aw frig aw dang it posted:watching Napoleon rout the forces of Baron Karl Mack von Leiberich: Christ. Punch *up*, stupid. lol
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 22:44 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:putting you in the cryocubes from Demolition Man for a decade for this post u are released to a society where probes, bans, etc . don't exist anymore... mod sass, mod sass, slur, false accusation, goatse, slur, slur. lil sheets of paper leave a trail behind you as you skip away all jolly and gay.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:16 |
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selec posted:I once asked my eye doctor if a persistent eye twitch I got after an acid trip was permanent. he was like “naw, but you may want to revisit the space you were in psychologically to see if doing that shakes it off”. so I did some shrooms the next weekend and I’ll be damned he was right yup. nobody really understands the human body. even the so-called doctors with 10 years. all they learn is how to inject you and look at you for miscolorations and touch you all under your shirt and other places. but when you come in and you say doc. I got a pain here here and it only happens when I do this this they don't know anything , completely clueless. I'm sorry but modern medicine is a joke and we might as well go back to stuff that really works like acupuncture or psychedelics. that's the truth nobody wants you to know though..
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:19 |
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I had a pinched nerve on my back from benching and I looked up posts online and people were like " I've been living with this for 10 years, what do I do "and you know what I did? I just went back on the bench and just did the motion again. Bing bong nerve unpinched feeling great. that's reality but no doctor will ever tell you that . not if they want to keep their license
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:21 |
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modern medicine is not meant to heal. it's meant to take your money. and tell you to gently caress off, medicinally
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:23 |
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Mr Hootington posted:No ear hair, but I have nose hair that I have to pluck once a month. get the small scissors with rounded tips and cut them you want to live a long healthy life.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:26 |
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think about yourself, the person you are, things you know. now, think about a doctor and supposedly they're supposed to have insane levels of knowledge about the human body. does that sound normal. does that sound like something a human can do. no no it's not. it's all a big scam
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:27 |
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Mr Hootington posted:You sound like my coworker who only goes to a chiropractor that sells his patients "pills" to "cure" the "parasites" that cause sicknesses like colds and flu. lol those people are right but for all the wrong reasons. all that window dressingcrap is bs, like a cult based around ancient tech. but where did it come from? the treatments work, but nobody knows why. then modern medicine is another scam, and idiot liberals love it. finally, like a horseshoe, you realize the old ways were better and understand why fully and deeply.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:34 |
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liberals love to hold up a textbook like Grey's anatomy and say look we made health into a science and understand it all. then you look at the published date, 1850s. oh, hmm, this is even worse than the Bible. they at least claim 5000 years. but where's all human knowledge from the past HUNDRED MILLION YEARS? get it now?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:38 |
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ill use the word when appropriate. i still believe in society.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:47 |
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haiku is 3 syllables so that guy was right.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 00:06 |
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doesn't surprise me though. SA is an American -based and -centric social media site with all their flaws.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 00:07 |
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haikus are so easy to judge in Japanese cause you just count the moras. don't even need to know the words. in stupid languages you gotta sound it out like an idiot and agree on pronunciation between all dialects.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 00:16 |
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はいくです バカがいじん🤡 IMGAY
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 00:44 |
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i shouldn't (and won't)
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 05:21 |
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loving this beautiful life. anybody else?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 05:30 |
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Lin Manuel-Turtle posted:i made you a haiku to enjoy 😊: thank you! 😁👍🏼🐕
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 17:43 |
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Buck Wildman posted:clown college has come to lpzie for its due....and I'm here to collect 🫵🏼🤡
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 19:40 |
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chilling. coming up for theories why I see dandelions in my minds eye when I close my eyes. leaning towards evolution.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 19:52 |
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u?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 19:52 |
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Al! posted:thats just because its spring dummy no that's why I see them with my real eyes. but when I close them or dream, I see them. like the kraken. awaiting me to fall in.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 20:03 |
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Lib and let die posted:not because of rowling's particular beliefs but because the series is trash lol I was reading this and hit next page but didn't finish before the load and I thought it said "not because of rowling's particular death but..." and then I quickly clicked back to that page and scrolled all the way down just to make sure. so that's kinda like warfare, I think..
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 23:44 |
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finn-ish ED
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 23:55 |
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my brother eats cookie dough raw. can't explain it
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 01:23 |
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Buck Wildman posted:I'm gonna say as my fifth (seventh?) post: Al's alright yup. been saying this even without posting
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 15:11 |
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war keeps happening
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 16:37 |
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he's right, it's not
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 20:16 |
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im actually laughing crying in tears seeing most people here think the one the lady of the lake chose has to now answer to any of y'all
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:10 |
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pimpin ain't easy
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:12 |
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also pimpin is superior to capitalism because a pimp has to keep their pimp hand strong. a weak pimp hand leads to ruin. you'll never see pimpin degrade into a gerontocracy, for example.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:17 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 09:38 |
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tristeham posted:what don't what me
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