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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:I did my taxes today so uncle sam can afford more war (I owed a lot) i as well and am getting money back. being poor and having intentionally miscalibrated withholdings stays winning
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:23 |
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every pay period i automatically tell my employer to stash some of my dinero away in a little piggy bank. then, every april i get a little treat, a gift to myself. this is called self care
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:51 |
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lumpentroll posted:why the gently caress did you wait if you were getting a refund im regarded
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:51 |
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i actually tried to do this a while ago but the student loan website was such a piece of poo poo it pissed me off too much so i closed the window for months, in protest
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:52 |
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Vox Nihili posted:the gift of an interest-free loan to the government i support the governmernt, yes
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:58 |
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Lpzie posted:including a personal letter in the irs envelope imploring them to send my tax dollars directly to israel immediately. find included a 2nd envelope with paid postage and address ready. Yep
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 23:59 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:lol but thinking about the goon that refused to believe the character stormfront from the boys was a nazi this was very cool and I remember flaming someone for this a long time ago
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 01:38 |
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BearsBearsBears posted:He found that Napoleon is 23 standard deviations above the mean. 1 in a trillion is something like 7 standard deviations. He found out that Napoleon was a 1 in a billion trillion commander and this didn't cause him to reevaluate his methodology at all. lol
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 06:49 |
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Lpzie posted:yup. nobody really understands the human body. even the so-called doctors with 10 years. all they learn is how to inject you and look at you for miscolorations and touch you all under your shirt and other places. but when you come in and you say doc. I got a pain here here and it only happens when I do this this they don't know anything , completely clueless. I'm sorry but modern medicine is a joke and we might as well go back to stuff that really works like acupuncture or psychedelics. that's the truth nobody wants you to know though.. Lpzie posted:I had a pinched nerve on my back from benching and I looked up posts online and people were like " I've been living with this for 10 years, what do I do "and you know what I did? I just went back on the bench and just did the motion again. Bing bong nerve unpinched feeling great. that's reality but no doctor will ever tell you that . not if they want to keep their license wisdom
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 06:37 |
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im reading a big book called On Thermonuclear War
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 22:33 |
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Vox Nihili posted:thats the one with the epic megadeath charts we gotta get rid of these things
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 23:05 |
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my mouthwash makes eveyrhing taste weird for a while
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 23:07 |
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External Organs posted:Then again I am eating chili at my desk before 11am if i bring lunch to work i always eat it immediately. cant endure the wait
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 19:06 |
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Vox Nihili posted:instantly failing the marshmallow test every day for your entire life ftw Pepe Silvia Browne posted:you lack discipline, which is why you're in grad school yep
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 19:13 |
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heres something cool about school: as you may know FAFSA is all messed up this year. the website is all jacked up and something about the backend bureaucracy is jacked up too, lots of forms not submitting or getting lost or being delayed and all sorts of this. my school serves low income students. most of them rely on fafsa due to this enrollment is down, a percent nearly 1:1 with the fafsa shortfalls due to this the admin is cutting classes which screws over both lecturers and students. if you cant get the classes you need you simply stop going to school. this further reduces enrollment. gg
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 19:28 |
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i went to a wrestling show at the vfw once and there were old dudes in the bar smoking inside. the vfw is like a weird embassy of a bygone era. strange place
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:11 |
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Xaris posted:if you're ever up in Bay Area, come to HOODSLAM with me. it rules https://secretsanfrancisco.com/hoodslam-oakland-wrestling/ basically everyone wrestling in zelda costumes and the whole audience smoking bongs n cigars with just billows of giant smoke pouring out of the building non-stop. it's more smoke than o2 looks cool !!
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:14 |
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lobster shirt posted:at an old job i had, i had possibly the stupidest boss ever. this was a fortune 100 company and his hurricane "business continuity plan" for our team was that we would all go down to his local VFW hall... which was located 30 miles south of the city closer to the coast than our actual office was. thankfully we never had to put that into effect and he got fired for being stupid. easy promotions here... or a quick termination. dangerous gambit but could be worth it
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:16 |
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Dear Wired, I never thought it'd happen to me, not living in the bay area and such - but it did, I can't believe it. My friend's tech-adjacent (design) company folded and has delivered unto me an unimaginable bounty of contraptions and gizmos; not to mention the famed "Aeron Chair" ! I wish I had more space, so that I could take more things, but this chair, some hard drives, and some esoteric video processing boxes will have to suffice. To the readers out there, stay strong. Your dreams are just a day away from coming true.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:45 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Today some cspam posters had so much white guilt about Taylor swift's new #1 platinum album that those posters binged MoTown. LMFAO
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:44 |
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may i see these posts pls im dying for it
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:45 |
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KirbyKhan posted:[Pop Culture] top of page 2683 THANK YOU
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:57 |
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read the pop culture thread as instructed and groaned a lot at the blizzlolz style posting in there. very shameful
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 10:58 |
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me n neighbors be grillen hot dogggg & accoutrements
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 03:26 |
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lumpentroll posted:who is the idf "reservist" scum mod? me. mwahahahahaha
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 05:37 |
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Butter Activities posted:He’s right
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 17:11 |
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Precambrian Video Games posted:Smythe, your gf is worried about you. my gf also believes the conspiracies
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 17:12 |
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gonna be 76 here. nice
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 17:49 |
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selec posted:found an insane dude on youtube who keeps rotating in new bugs into his giant bug cage as they die off and he has youtube eulogies for them thats one crazy rear end terrarium drat
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 18:28 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:This guy rules. He makes cool huge ant farms and terrariums and then does a bunch of insane stuff for the drama. Very meerkat manor energy to him yes wow thATS it EXACTLY!!
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 18:29 |
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lobster shirt posted:beautiful cool (weather wise) day out, spent the morning at the zoo with my family and now am chilling in the back yard with my son sounds nice dude grats
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 18:30 |
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my_custom_username posted:gl brother
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 18:03 |
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Lib and let die posted:"you had a pretty big skill gap with the report building exercise, but i created a position for you at basically the same salary if you want it" w00000000t
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 05:22 |
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rough draft of a big paper turned in. professor keeps trimming out all my epic philosopher namedrops and quotes. turning it into a Social Science paper. don't like it. ah well.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 05:27 |
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FirstnameLastname posted:i beoke a tooth >:[ the WORST. nightmare scenario
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 06:18 |
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ram dass in hell posted:smythe you're a big enough nerd that your grad school professor thinks your a nerd lol im ju8st really bad at writing social science papers. unsure why this discipline exists really
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 06:19 |
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Megamissen posted:where is that from your freaking moms womb. it’s your sibling and you love it. and it wrote a slur on your Christmas sweater in bleach and everyone laughed
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 19:30 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:imagine going into an interview, the guy says this and then just walks out the window lol
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:00 |
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KirbyKhan posted:I, too, got pinged for a job interview. They're flying me out to NYC to meet me. I think it is real, I am prepared if this is just an elaborate Casting Couch situation. break a leg!!!!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:02 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:23 |
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Lib and let die posted:I've been putting a giant spoonful of chili crisp in my ramen lately, it's ftw wisdom
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