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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Today i turned 35

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
wtg OP

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



same

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What a young stallion you are

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I had doubts, but glad you pulled it off OP.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

pencilhands posted:

Today i turned 35

Turned 35 what, OP? Undead?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mistle posted:

Turned 35 what, OP? Undead?

When you lose your virginity you can’t turn undead anymore, it’s very sad and is why our cities are overrun with zombies and skeletons :(

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


rumor is they are going to be releasing sex 2.0 soon so maybe u can just wait for that?

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
Hey! Get hosed!!

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
I was told gay people can't actually lose their virginity so I guess me and you both buddy.

e: Does gay sex count as abstinence in the deep south???

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Happy Birthday PH!

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I told you I was DTF last time you made this thread OP. Hope you won't take another year to make up you're mind haha!

I'm so lonely

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

XYZAB posted:

Hey! Get hosed!!

Reported for being rude on a birthday

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Finally, some REAL news.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

XYZAB posted:

Hey! Get hosed!!

he's trying!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I wish!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

is this truth or is this stolen birthday valor MASTERY

Drewsky
Dec 29, 2010

holy poo poo man you've got to get on that

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Drewsky posted:

holy poo poo man you've got to get on that

?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Buy yourself a a new av

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Congrats, OP :toot:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That was a pretty good joke PH

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That was a pretty good joke PH

I think even PencilHands can get a good one in every once in a while.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Hell yeah man

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
happy birhtday ph

i remember when i used to think you were a wizardmaster clone but you actually bested him at his own game pretty thoroughly.

best wishes,

buglord

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Smugworth posted:

Reported for being rude on a birthday

It was only meant to be taken as encouragement, mister. I swear!

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



ayyyy happy birthday

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

buglord posted:

happy birhtday ph

i remember when i used to think you were a wizardmaster clone but you actually bested him at his own game pretty thoroughly.

best wishes,

buglord

Lessons there

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

buglord posted:

happy birhtday ph

i remember when i used to think you were a wizardmaster clone but you actually bested him at his own game pretty thoroughly.

best wishes,

buglord

:smug:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Does that wizard master guy still post
What a hasbeen

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Smugworth posted:

Does that wizard master guy still post
What a hasbeen

Lol the op of his Kate Middleton thread was stolen from a random comment on Reddit, he's creatively bankrupt these days, the "sundown of his career," if u will

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

never change, op.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
predicted the punchline before i clicked the thread, you're losing it Mr.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
dying a virgin should unlock an achievement

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
though somebody's bound to take that virginity with an av like that HOT drat

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
you can lose ur virginity to a bagel or also if you put it down at the airport and leave it at the terminal when your flight takes off

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Dry humping your cousin counts if you want it to.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SHORTER OF BREATH
AND ONE DAY
CLOSER TO DEATH

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

He never scored

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