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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Ive done it, gbs. Im no longer a 34 year old virgin!
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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Ha e you thought of sex tourism op?

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Outpost22 posted:

Ha e you thought of sex tourism op?

In the world of P.H. "sex tourism" is what you call traveling to a foreign country to clog their illustrious grocery store toilets with brick-like logs

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

MrQwerty posted:

In the world of P.H. "sex tourism" is what you call traveling to a foreign country to clog their illustrious grocery store toilets with brick-like logs

Sounds sexy.

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Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
How's your pencil-rear end?

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
jokes aside op, you mentioned having sex in a previous thread after complaining about needing to. i recall i advised you to seek the aid of sexworkers

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

 i have had sex

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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


 so thaaat's why you're making that face.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i've only had sex out of the doors and would like to have sex inside someday

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Dry humping your cousin counts if you want it to.

What about a chair corner?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 The Born Again Virgin

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

git apologist posted:

i have had sex

kntfkr posted:

i've only had sex out of the doors and would like to have sex inside someday

Reported

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

I was told gay people can't actually lose their virginity so I guess me and you both buddy.

e: Does gay sex count as abstinence in the deep south???

Only if the balls don't touch

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 horny moms in your area want sex op, it’s gotten so tough for milfs out there lately they’re actually buying online ads

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

 OP is really missing out on feeling up bags of sand

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