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i am working on a project of little personal anecdotes that i am drawing as basically single panel “comics” for lack of a better term, theyre really just marker paintings with a bit of text, i am trying to get together about two dozen to maybe make into a little silly book someday with the paintings on one page and a rambling story the painting is based on on the other, if you have a story that you think would fit this type of thing then let me know, you know? here is the ones i have done so far thanks for looking i love you  my friend and goon criscodisco had a pet chameleon as a kid named jeff and some crickets escaped and he had to leave his lights on all summer so they would be quiet at night so his family could sleep  remembering the time i prank called my moms now ex-husband and used a Napoleon Dynamite soundboard to ask if Pedro was there and he started screaming that he would find out who i was and he would kill me  one time when my wife and i first moved to the city we live in now we rented a place and the only door we had was down a set of stairs due to it being a basement apartment also, we had a raccoon who lived outside and one day he knocked over our garbage bin and trapped us  my frinend and goon khanstant said: draw the time i went in a drain tunnel to find a dead bodfy but it was just trash and a basketball
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Here's a drawing I did of my wife scolding me
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Apr 15, 2024 21:02
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kntfkr posted:Here's a drawing I did of my wife scolding me 
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kntfkr posted:Here's a drawing I did of my wife scolding me Stop looking in my windows
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Apr 15, 2024 21:09
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lol
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Apr 15, 2024 21:09
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that time i posted a thread on a web forum to see if anyone had any funny stories i could illustrate and someone posted their own illustration so i said i should draw this for my stories im trying to collect and draw 
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Apr 16, 2024 00:59
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Be careful drawing your fingerprints Sid, someone will steal your identity
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Apr 16, 2024 01:03
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I one time had explosive diarhea on a car trip so I pulled over then ran into a field to poo poo while I was shooting liquid poo poo out of my rear end I realized there was a service road right behind the bushes and a van full of people drove by and saw me
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Hollismason posted:I one time had explosive diarhea on a car trip so I pulled over then ran into a field to poo poo while I was shooting liquid poo poo out of my rear end I realized there was a service road right behind the bushes and a van full of people drove by and saw me lol thank you
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Apr 16, 2024 01:06
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is that dumb and dumber?
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Apr 16, 2024 01:07
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SIDS Vicious posted:is that dumb and dumber? No that's something that actually happened to me 25 years ago Please make me look like Vincent Price in my AV, thank you , namaste
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One time in this glorious moment in High School I got to smash two eggs over the teacher's head, and he's just there soaking it up over the lab sink as I am triumphant......
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Apr 16, 2024 01:10
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yeah, the whole story goes, "in a restaurant many years ago..."
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I was in the middle of a busy Costco aisle when I realized my shirt was on inside out I figured it out by the furtive looks I got, the second time.... 
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Apr 16, 2024 01:25
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Draw the time I ate too many edibles then went for a long walk and I walked down this street that was full of car dealerships for miles and miles and miles, and there was this little short guy who walked by me followed by a guy who was like 7'5" dressed as uncle sam and then further down the road there were giant inflatable gorillas so I felt like I was alice in wonderland shrinking more and more the further I walked
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Apr 16, 2024 01:30
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an international grocery store opened near my house, and one night my friends and I bought a durian because we knew they smelled bad but had never seen one in real life. we also had no idea how to open it. so we started hitting it with hammers and sawing at it with a wood saw. it took like 45 minutes and then underwhelmed in all aspects. my mom still brings it up every time someone talks about saws, durians, fruit, those friends, or bad smells.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:33
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Draw the time a homeless guy in Portland asked me for a cigarette and I offered him a menthol because it was all I had, and he said no thanks and told me to have a nice day, then when I told him to also have a nice day he stared at me with cold dead eyes and said "ain't no fuckin nice days"
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Draw the time I visited a small town in Michigan with my friend and we got invited to a party so we went and this high school kid kept hijacking the iPod and changing the music to techno so we told him no one wants to listen to techno and he screamed "techno gets you laid bro!!!" And started dancing
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GOOSE FUCKER
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Apr 16, 2024 01:42
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Draw the time I went to a crack house full of juggalos to buy weed from a homeless kid I met at a bus stop and after I got there this big lady everyone called "the Queen" made us sit around in a circle while I smoked an entire bong bowl by myself to prove I wasn't a cop and then I accidentally pocket dialed 911 when I was walking out the door and I was so high I didn't know what to do so I just ran away from the juggalo crack house as fast as I could
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Apr 16, 2024 01:54
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awesome thanks guys im gonna take a crack a t a couple of these (:
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I was swimming in a shallow stream with my family and I picked up my cousin off the bank and carried her out into the water and threatened to drop her in, she said not to since she was wearing expensive clothes and then she dropped her Gucci sunglasses, so I bent down to pick them up, dislocated my knee and fell in the water. The Gucci sunglasses were $20 fakes. Also I swore a whole lot due to the pain and to this day my grandmother still believes I didn't swear even once, selective memory is super powerful.
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When I was about 15 I was swimming in a pool and saw a hot girl sitting on the edge with her feet in the water. Feeling brave, I swam to her and popped my head up out of the water. I said, "Hey, I'm Sam". She said "Hey Sam. You have snot running out of your nose." I slowly sank beneath the surface and swam away
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I was trimming the bottom of a cellar door so that it wouldn't scrape a new floor we'd put in. I was laying on the ground and asked my partner to brace the door while I was cutting and wanted the door as closed as possible cause it was the high point. She did exactly as I'd requested and my brilliant plan meant I was then wedged in the doorway half inside and half outside and I felt trapped. I got flustered and tried to ask her to open the door but all I managed to do was shout "Undo. Undo! Undo!"
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I was at a train terminal waiting for a train and I sat at a table with my copy of the London Times and a packet of crisps and I was reading The paper and the station was very busy so another gentleman sat at the other seat of the table and started reading his paper and then after a couple minutes he reached over and picked up my packet of crisps and opened it and ate one and I looked at him for a minute and he just ignored me so I stood up and punched him straight in the neck and he went down like a sack of potatoes and I was so angry I started kicking him and then some passersby grabbed me and pulled me off of him and the police showed up and I ended up getting 3 years in prison for assault and battery.
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Apr 16, 2024 13:38
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One time I went to a breakfast place with a friend and the waitress asked if we were a couple. We said no and she asked if we were sure. Guess we just looked really gay. (guilty)
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Apr 16, 2024 13:45
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 as nws as i suppose a crude mspaint drawing can be :P
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When I was a freshman in college me and two friends climbed onto the roof of a building via scaffolding to stargaze. It was very nice for five minutes, then we got caught by campus cops.
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I had to pee really bad, flipped the lid up, pulled out the dong. Lid bounced back and wacked my wiener painfully
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I had to pee really bad, flipped the lid up, pulled out the dong. Lid bounced back and wacked my wiener painfully Nice humblebrag
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I've told this story on the forums a few times, but... When I was a kid, my mother woke me up at midnight on New Years and made me run down the icy road in my underwear at midnight while her friends fired roman candles at me. They were high as gently caress.
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credburn posted:I've told this story on the forums a few times, but... Look at your av that you've had for a long time I believe 
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sorry ive had broken ribs so i took a day off and now i am feeling a lot better i drew a story of my dads and im gonna take a crack at a few of these ones when my dad was in grade school he saw a bunch of students getting on a bus one morning as class was starting so he just went and got on the bus too. the bus took them hours away to a camp that he hadnt paid for, but the teachers were like we’re not driving back so he got to stay 
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One time I was grabbing a bunch of beers for everyone. I was holding too many and one slipped and I tried to catch it by pinning it against my body but all I did was smash it into my testicles which made me drop all of the beer and fall over, only three bottles broke and I was found shortly after rolling around beer and glass and moaning in pain
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Once my boyfriend and I were driving to Ottawa to visit his folks for Christmas and I looked over at the side of the highway and there was a dead wolf on the shoulder. It was frozen stiff or had rigor mortis so looked like it had died standing up and had been knocked over. Just this dead, frozen wolf on its side with its legs sticking out ramrod straight. It was amazing. It's not actually very funny, but it LOOKED funny and I'll never forget it.
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were the legs facing towards the road or away from it
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Once my flatmate was supposed to be looking after his sister's cat, a grey cat with white feet, while she went away. He brought it to the house and we weren't supposed to let it outside. So every time one of us went outside that night we were super careful. Like 5a.m. in the morning he woke us all up yelling that the cat was gone. We all had to tell him exactly what we'd done all night and where the cat was. Eventually he drove back to his sister's place to look for the cat. He got back at six a.m., clutching the cat, which looked really freaked out. Said he found it prowling round his sister's place and had a hell of a time getting hold of it. I'd just gone back to bed when I heard him shout "oh gently caress, there's two of them!". The original cat had just woken up after a long nap in the chimney.
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SIDS Vicious posted:were the legs facing towards the road or away from it The legs were kind of facing us as we approached, at a bit of an angle towards the woods beside the highway. Its head was closest to the road and that's how I could tell it was real and not a statue or something.
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