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oh you drink folgers? *stifles laughter* no it's just.. I drink single origin, local and recently roasted coffee
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Yeah, I mean that's fine if you like to get your coffee at Dunkin Donuts or whatever, it's fine if that's what you like. My local coffee shop actually has a French press, you see, so the coffee has FLAVOR to it. But, you know, your way is good, too!
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Apr 16, 2024 14:20
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you know you're suppose to wet your filter, right? it makes the brew temp more even. oh no it's fine, you do you
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Apr 16, 2024 14:23
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Look, I know all these mugs are the same and belong to the company but I like the blue one. It's my thing. I've worked here 7 years and I always take the blue mug form the cabinet. I swear to God, Tony I will go to HR if you don't give me that blue mug right now! *punches wall* This is a real conversation that happened at an old job.
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Apr 16, 2024 14:27
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Oh you use nutra sweet? Bless your heart
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Apr 16, 2024 14:28
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*through pained expression on face* you added cream... and sugar...
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Apr 16, 2024 14:35
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oh you drink single origin, local and recently roasted coffee? *stifles laughter* no it's just.. I drink folgers
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Apr 16, 2024 14:42
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I wouldn't let my coffee sit in styrofoam, but you do you.
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Apr 16, 2024 14:43
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No, it's just... it's cute how you say you're a coffee "fan" but you've never been to Brazil to harvest the coffee beans yourself.
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Apr 16, 2024 14:43
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quote:This was a very long time ago and if you asked me if I would end up being interviewed about this commercial that I worked on, 10 years later, I would not have believed you, because it was altogether pretty unremarkable. It’s not something I have a lot of memories about, outside of the fact that ultimately the commercial kind of seems like the brother and sister are going to have sex. That’s why we’re talking, right?
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Apr 16, 2024 14:45
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There’s a feral cat colony behind my house that I feed coffee cherries to and harvest my own kopi luwak
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Apr 16, 2024 14:48
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I only drink coffee that's been poo poo out by free range Elephants in the Kenyan highlands.
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Apr 16, 2024 14:50
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Yeah I've got a pour over, french press, espresso machine and a dripper only for emergency use, haha. Huh? You only have a dripper?
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Apr 16, 2024 14:51
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beans? what beans? oh, you mean these coffee seeds?
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Apr 16, 2024 14:51
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Bonzo posted:Look, I know all these mugs are the same and belong to the company but I like the blue one. It's my thing. I've worked here 7 years and I always take the blue mug form the cabinet. I swear to God, Tony I will go to HR if you don't give me that blue mug right now! So did you go to HR about your mug?
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Apr 16, 2024 14:51
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I prefer a finer grind, sure. But this is fine.No. 6 posted:So did you go to HR about your mug? The mug was stolen and was passed around from person to person, each one taking a photo of the mug in a different spot of town. The guy actually went to HR and we had to give it back to him because he was literally crying with rage Bonzo fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Apr 16, 2024 14:52
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ugh. tfw you wake up after letting your beans aerate all night, get the perfect grind, sift and press nicely, and then uoy get a pull like this *showing you video of espresso machine dispensing coffee that looks like every other espersoo*
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ugh. tfw you wake up after letting your beans aerate all night, get the perfect grind, sift and press nicely, and then uoy get a pull like this *showing you video of espresso machine dispensing coffee that looks like every other espersoo* Bad Purchase posted:beans? what beans?
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Apr 16, 2024 14:53
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No, you see light roast is actually the stronger coffee because roasting breaks down caffeine, you just like burnt coffee.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:00
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coffee? like ... beans? Well, not even really a bean. But no, I'm a tea man, myself.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:07
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Almond milk, huh? I use oatmilk because I guess it's better for the environment. I just like to stay informed, ya know?
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Apr 16, 2024 15:08
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just a fair word of warning, coffee makes me fart and poo poo uncontrollably *crop dusts your desk*
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Apr 16, 2024 15:08
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Just brewed a cup of Maxwell House just a few minutes ago.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:12
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Bonzo posted:Almond milk, huh? I use oatmilk because I guess it's better for the environment. I just like to stay informed, ya know? I'm sorry, milk? Are you drinking coffee or an affogato?
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Apr 16, 2024 15:13
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I'm sorry you're offended, Vikas. I guess I should wait until I've had my morning coffee before I start talking about what I read on Facebook this morning.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:17
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A Fancy Hat posted:Yeah, I mean that's fine if you like to get your coffee at Dunkin Donuts or whatever, it's fine if that's what you like. My local coffee shop actually has a French press, you see, so the coffee has FLAVOR to it. But, you know, your way is good, too! French press? I mean... it's cool, really good, but my pour-over tastes great and doesn't spike your triglycerides the way French press coffee might, so I've been having really great doctor's visits. No scares or anything. But you know, if you're cool with it and you're pretty sure you're keeping healthy otherwise I'm sure it's good.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:21
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No Jason, my special Kope Luwak is not "pooped out by tree cats" as you charmingly put it. *sip* First off: You are referring to 'civets' which are absolutely not cats. *sip* Secondly: my brew is made in a superior chemical process which involves no animal endangerment and exploitation. *siiiiiiiip* So just sit there and enjoy your mucus filled animal teat juice latte Jason. that is about all you're good for.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:24
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it's pronounced cafe bustelo, and yeah, it's from spain, in italy 
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Apr 16, 2024 15:30
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I just use instant coffee. I add extra water so that the coffee isn't bitter. Half the mug is coffee creamer, 4 sugars, and a packet of hot chocolate.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:35
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Oh wow, a Coffee Ninja, I didn't know people still bought those.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:35
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Yeah, I used to drink normal coffee too. But now, I only drink Max Death Wish - Murder Death Kill Roast, because I am no longer a coward.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:38
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oh this? it’s called a Bripe. makes amazing coffee on the go. i’m really surprised you’ve never seen one before, thought you said you were a coffee lover…
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Apr 16, 2024 15:38
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I haven't spoken to my wife since she brought home a Nespresso machine
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Apr 16, 2024 15:39
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oh that’s a cute little coffee grinder, your kids buy it for father’s day? you must really love them, i’d have thrown it out immediately. you’re such an awesome dad.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:41
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I heard it causes cancer. Well I guess if you just use a little CoffeeMate, Martha you should be fine. Moderation and all.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:43
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And then I told the kids that well, in the true spirit of Christmas, let's give all the gift money to this fine internet stranger, who wants to open his own coffee stand. It's what America is all about right? I just keep thinking about those coffee beans.
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Max Death Wish went woke when they changed the name of that one blend from Prison Rape to Taint Reaper. I only buy from Koncealed Karry Koffee now, 3% of the profits go towards re-establishing a Rhodesian state.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:46
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Oh yeah? My coffee comes with a machine gun bullet with a Democrat politician's name on it in every pouch.
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Apr 16, 2024 15:51
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ReelBigLizard posted:Max Death Wish went woke when they changed the name of that one blend from Prison Rape to Taint Reaper.
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$8 for a cup of coffee? i just buy those bottles of caffeine pills and it works out to $0.08 a cup for the same amount of caffeine.
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