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Chock full o' nuts? the only thing I want chock full o' nuts is my wife
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You drink light roasts? Quaint. I actually anti-roast the beans by flash freezing them in liquid helium to break down the structure without exposing the delicate raw coffee oils to heat, it's the only way to get the true flavor of coffee. Your light roasts might as well be drinking liquid charcoal.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:18
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bradzilla posted:oh you drink folgers? *stifles laughter* no it's just.. I drink single origin, local and recently roasted coffee same and also every time i listen to a maxell cassette tape i have to make a new drink and fix my lamp
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Apr 16, 2024 16:21
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Give me a large black coffee please. No, not a venti...whatever the gently caress you just said. I want a LARGE BLACK COFFEE.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:37
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I dress exclusively like and model my life on the Mr Brown can guy at all times.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:37
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As long as it's hot and brown I'll probably be fine.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:38
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Would I like a coffee? Like to drink? Yeah I'm not really interested in destroying the rainforest. I'll stick with my caffeine vape cartridges.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:46
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Coffee? Oh no thanks. *snorts line of cocaine*
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Apr 16, 2024 17:36
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If you can't see the soot from the roasters billowing out the back of your coffee shop, are you really having fresh coffee?
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Apr 16, 2024 17:39
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Actually it's from the Dutch word, koffie .....
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Apr 16, 2024 17:56
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One of a long list of service managers I had asked me to go out on a coffee shop hop day with him. I think he fired me because I quickly couldn't hide how much I disliked him. Like ya know, one of those dudes that just absolutely sucks
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Apr 16, 2024 18:00
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Bonzo posted:Actually it's from the Dutch word, koffie ..... And Sufis in Yemen used the beverage as an aid to concentration and as a kind of spiritual intoxication when they chanted the name of God. But yeah Allan, I guess Timmy's with a pump of hazlenut is fine.
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Apr 16, 2024 18:08
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Preground? Oh dear god. I mean, sure I guess. I don't like stale coffee though.
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Apr 16, 2024 18:17
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Bonzo posted:Look, I know all these mugs are the same and belong to the company but I like the blue one. It's my thing. I've worked here 7 years and I always take the blue mug form the cabinet. I swear to God, Tony I will go to HR if you don't give me that blue mug right now! Look they gave me that mug (That's why it's the only blue one! You gotta deliver the KPIs for a cup like that) and the cleaning people keep taking it off my desk and putting it in the cupboard.
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Apr 16, 2024 18:25
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actually its spelled espresso
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Apr 16, 2024 18:55
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Sure Starbucks is fine, if you don't have a nose or a tongue anyway
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Apr 16, 2024 18:55
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You know, contrary to its role in recent centuries, coffee became a subject of debate for some. When the fatwa came into effect in 1532–1533, coffee and its consumption was established as haram. Kinda like that horrible Irish cream flavor you use, Angie.
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Apr 16, 2024 18:59
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As a matter of fact I did milk the cow this morning for the foam in my cappuccino.
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Apr 16, 2024 19:06
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You buy your coffee pre-ground???  Do you buy your steaks ground too??? 
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Apr 16, 2024 19:22
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People still drink Keurig? Isn't that stuff made in a lab?
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Apr 16, 2024 19:28
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Shelly, did you know that the first coffeehouse in Austria opened in Vienna in 1683 after the Battle of Vienna, by using supplies from the spoils obtained after defeating the Turks? I guess they used skim milk as well.
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Apr 16, 2024 19:29
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*grinding with a mortar and pestle* oh, this?
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Apr 16, 2024 19:30
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I have my coffee the way the founding fathers enjoyed it: Made with slave labor.
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Apr 16, 2024 21:59
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This pot has been boiled. Killick, Killick there! If you cannot make a decent pot you may find another ship or swim home.
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Apr 16, 2024 22:10
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interwhat posted:One of a long list of service managers I had asked me to go out on a coffee shop hop day with him. I think he fired me because I quickly couldn't hide how much I disliked him. Like ya know, one of those dudes that just absolutely sucks what was wrong with him
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Apr 16, 2024 22:21
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thread winner right here:
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Apr 16, 2024 22:22
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My favourite coffee is an expresso or a lattie.
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Apr 16, 2024 22:44
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I won't drink anything but pourovers
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Apr 16, 2024 22:53
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I'm a regular aggressive coffee guy. I bring my own coffee with me and talk about how much better it is than yours while drinking it in front of you
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Apr 16, 2024 22:54
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 And your coffee maker?
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Apr 16, 2024 22:59
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No thsanks I only drink tea. 
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Apr 16, 2024 23:09
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Smugworth posted:
more like decan
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Apr 16, 2024 23:37
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Heh, you all don't know poo poo. I only drink Kopi Luwak Pinche Rudo posted:There’s a feral cat colony behind my house that I feed coffee cherries to and harvest my own kopi luwak Sorry, one person knows poo poo.
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Apr 16, 2024 23:42
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I mean, I suppose not drinking fair-trade is fine, if that's all you can afford. You do you.
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Apr 16, 2024 23:55
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i prepare my coffee seeds sous vide
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Apr 17, 2024 00:44
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Oh, none for me, thanks. Yeah, I love coffee! I noticed you used a drip grinder for the espresso and I’m not used to drinking raw sewage.
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Apr 17, 2024 01:07
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Lol you all use coffee to cure your morning tiredness? Get with the times, a homeopathic dose of heroin is where it's at!
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Apr 17, 2024 01:30
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Haha don't even TALK to me before I've had my coffee. You know, because I might get violent. Aren't I just so cute?
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Apr 17, 2024 02:11
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Oh, sure, your coffee's great, just like Folger's
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1F0PpbHdg
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