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*Sips ponderously from keurig cup leavings* That is good, I can definitely taste the acai, but when civets process it, it's just that difference from nine to ten.
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Grey Cat posted:Heh, you all don't know poo poo. *sips homemade kopi luwak* Oh I know poo poo alright, especially after that time I didn’t wash the beans correctly and got worms
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Apr 17, 2024 14:36
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These beans are like kopi luwai, only instead of a civit they were passed through a vtuber I pay to verbally abuse me on stream.
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Apr 17, 2024 14:38
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I know the secret to making coffee from a Moka Pot taste OK.
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Apr 17, 2024 14:47
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u like poo poo coffee? hmm, thats v interesting. i prefer good coffee, to each there own i suppose. diffrent5 strokes and all that.
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I'm sorry, I know I asked for a long pull from my espresso but I didn't realize it would mute the fruity notes so much. Could you prepare me another but short this time? *enters tip manually, rounds up to the nearest dollar leaving a 38cent tip*
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Apr 17, 2024 16:26
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I'm sorry, you put what in your macchiato?
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Apr 17, 2024 16:44
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Oh, they don't have coffee flavorings here
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Apr 17, 2024 16:48
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What kind of espresso machine do you have at home?
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Apr 17, 2024 16:49
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Welcome to the "lab" haha  that's what I call my kitchen ;p
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Apr 17, 2024 17:16
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I'd like to schedule an appointment for a custom pour over by your most experienced barista.
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Apr 17, 2024 17:17
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Where was this coffee sourced? Walmart you say? 
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Apr 17, 2024 17:20
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Krustic posted:Where was this coffee sourced? Walmart you say? how much was it? $10 a bag? I only buy coffee that's twice that price
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Apr 17, 2024 17:25
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that's fine if you can't handle the taste of hot sauce in your coffee, i get it, it's not for everyone
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Apr 17, 2024 17:37
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I'm the Realtor in a coffee shop leeching free wifi and speaking loudly over speaker phone
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Apr 17, 2024 18:08
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Orally ingested coffee is so 2023.
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Apr 17, 2024 18:13
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Oh milk? Yeah I guess I might have some if that’s what you really want.🧔♂️
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Apr 17, 2024 20:00
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I find a thimble full of room temperature hedgehog milk in the otherwise unmolested cup of coffee complements the natural terroir of the bean
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Apr 17, 2024 20:30
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The orange handle used to mean decaf but....ok
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interwhat posted:One of a long list of service managers I had asked me to go out on a coffee shop hop day with him. I think he fired me because I quickly couldn't hide how much I disliked him. Like ya know, one of those dudes that just absolutely sucks The gently caress is the coffee shop hop? Is that like bar hopping but instead you go to coffee shops? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard today.
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Apr 17, 2024 22:03
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Anyway I only use fair trade grass fed and finished Irish butter in my Bulletproof
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Anyway I only use fair trade grass fed and finished Irish butter in my Bulletproof But do you know what kind of grass? Fescue? Bluegrass? Ryegrass? What's the cows lineage?Was it well socialized or an outcast of the herd? These are the factors that will effect the terroir of the bean and create vastly different flavor experiences
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I simply eat coffee cherries directly off my backyard coffea plant.
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Sophy Wackles posted:I simply eat coffee cherries directly off my backyard coffea plant.
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Coffee? Sure I keep Keurig pods for my guests. I don't think you would appreciate or even like the coffee I brew for myself.
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"This is really good, thank you. You said it's your 'house blend?' Awesome. I really enjoyed that. Hey, have you ever tried maybe using 21g baskets instead and updosing by maybe 0.2g and moving the grind towards GROB by about a half notch since it's kind of humid and pulling ristretto with a slightly longer pre infusion using a pulped natural single origin instead?"
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Ain't a fuckin Dunks in eyesight, what the gently caress??
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oh no, i totally get it. it's not uncommon to dislike chicory.
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Apr 17, 2024 23:45
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You ever hear of an Americano? My grandfather invented it
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yeah no it’s fine, Starbucks is fine, I’ll just get a cold brew
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I only drink coffee with a delicious treat from a real pâtisserie. You have to respect both halves for the bitter/sweet combination to truly shine.
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Well that's fine if you think that was, David. But you see I'm a mod for the subreddit /r/Coffee/ so I know a few things.
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This here? Yep, that's my 63-pound "Goliath" coffee bean, specially-grown in a Venezuelan lab using cutting-edge GMO tech normally used in high-yield corn strains. I just use a chisel to scrape off fresh grounds at my leisure, and the broken-off portion grows back within a few days. Why does it have a mouth? How else are you supposed to know when you've cut too deep and hit the nervous system?
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Apr 18, 2024 14:03
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Oh, I'm saving those beans for a special occasion
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You must be the tall blonde I ordered 
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*taps mug* Bill, the mug clearly states that you can't talk to me until I finish this cup
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is that coffee just sitting in the bag? you don't have an airtight container?
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*intently watching for people with starbucks cups so I can bitch at them about how the coffee is burnt*
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Starbucks? Heh, would you like a little coffee with your milkshake?
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Oh, you don't put butter in your coffee? Here let me send you an insane video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YjLMdx3YZY
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