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Jesse killed Gale in Breaking Bad because Gale was an annoying passive-aggressive coffee guy
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Deep Thought posted:Yeah, I asked for one teaspoon—of sea salt or pink salt. You really thought I meant sugar? *raises eyebrows before walking away* Just so you know, it's a pinch of salt added to your grounds before brewing. I could see how it might be easier for you to add it later, but well... the results speak for themselves.
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Apr 24, 2024 19:16
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Here's how I make my coffee: https://i.imgur.com/jVSkzT2.mp4 Enjoy your swill.
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Apr 25, 2024 04:26
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McGavin posted:Here's how I make my coffee: Lazy
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Apr 25, 2024 04:43
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McGavin posted:Here's how I make my coffee: ngl thinking to become a passive-aggrssive coffee guy after seeing this
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Apr 25, 2024 04:49
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Seriouspost: There is no such thing as a good coffee in most of America and especially in the Midwest. Hardly anyone is getting espresso right. 99% of potential coffee enjoyers are brewing pre-ground drip coffee thats basically Folgers but in a brown waxed bag instead of a costco red plastic tub and over paying. The american obsession with dark roast is hilarious to me. My coffee has been roasted DARK and ROBUST, its not LIGHT becsuse thays a word I associate with WOMEN and DIETS. Americans literally melt down at the idea of sitting in a cafe because its a european concept and will turn you gay.
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Apr 25, 2024 09:10
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McGavin posted:Here's how I make my coffee: $2000 coffee set up and a $300 stove oven combo. Nice.
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Apr 25, 2024 09:11
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*drinks an entirely normal cup of coffee at a cafe* Well. Certainly wont be coming back here
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Apr 25, 2024 09:11
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abigserve posted:*drinks an entirely normal cup of coffee at a cafe* Try putting some whipped cream and m&ms on it and enjoying it from a trough youve set up in the back of your F-250 Lariat you philistine.
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Apr 25, 2024 09:13
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Poohs Packin posted:$2000 coffee set up and a $300 stove oven combo. Nice. How can he tell how it was roasted? Other than just hope for the best
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Apr 25, 2024 09:48
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Smell and experience probably. I can cook a burger to temp on a grill without staring at it the whole time.
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Apr 25, 2024 10:19
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Apr 25, 2024 10:39
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Gherkin Jerkin posted:the results speak for themselves. Yeah. My coffee tastes salty this morning and it's gonna need more sugar, thanks for the tip.
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Apr 25, 2024 10:49
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I refuse to drink an espresso from any machine made after 1979
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Apr 25, 2024 11:06
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Man, who has time for all that every time they want a coffee? Probably a loving landlord or somehing.
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Apr 25, 2024 11:09
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goatface posted:Man, who has time for all that every time they want a coffee? Probably a loving landlord or somehing. Sober people
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Apr 25, 2024 11:27
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Extra Large Marge posted:Jesse killed Gale in Breaking Bad because Gale was an annoying passive-aggressive coffee guy Most relatable part of the show
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Apr 25, 2024 11:38
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McGavin posted:Here's how I make my coffee: dang
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Apr 25, 2024 12:08
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McGavin posted:Here's how I make my coffee: I’m not gonna do all that but I’ll let him make one for me
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Apr 25, 2024 12:41
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All that for like half an espresso
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Apr 25, 2024 12:43
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i mean if i was going to all that trouble i'd at least make it an americano
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Apr 25, 2024 12:45
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Call Your Grandma posted:i mean if i was going to all that trouble i'd at least make it an americano 
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Apr 25, 2024 12:46
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When cooking it is always better to replace water with broth and the same logic applies to brewing coffee
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Apr 25, 2024 12:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:When cooking it is always better to replace water with broth and the same logic applies to brewing coffee but ofc the no salt added broth so you can dial in the salt levels to your taste
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Apr 25, 2024 13:15
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:When cooking it is always better to replace water with broth and the same logic applies to brewing coffee oh you don't brew a starter cup to brew another cup of coffee with? it really blooms the flavor profiles, i'm telling you
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Apr 25, 2024 13:21
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I brew 3-5 cups of coffee that I dont drink whenever I get a new type of bean to ensure optimal grind and brew time. This coffee is frozen for use in desserts or cocktails.
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Apr 25, 2024 13:25
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Poohs Packin posted:I brew 3-5 cups of coffee that I dont drink whenever I get a new type of bean to ensure optimal grind and brew time. I do the same, only I take the frozen coffee brick and throw it off a highway overpass
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Apr 25, 2024 14:23
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Just pour the coffee you didn't finish yesterday into the coffee maker reservoir and brew a new pot
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Apr 25, 2024 14:55
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Poohs Packin posted:Seriouspost: the dark roast misconception is so loving weird. Ive met like 3 people who know its bullshit, everyone else just falls for the "dark coffee is stronger and manlier  " poo poo
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Apr 25, 2024 15:00
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Smugworth posted:Just pour the coffee you didn't finish yesterday into the coffee maker reservoir and brew a new pot I saw someone do this as a bar bet. It was...interesting. Close as I can describe is Bart Simpson on Focusin.
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Apr 25, 2024 15:02
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McGavin posted:Here's how I make my coffee: YEAH 4 CREAMS 4 SUGAHS
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Apr 25, 2024 15:20
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Heh, amateurs. Bet none of you have even tried café noir straight from the civet, have you.
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Apr 25, 2024 15:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icCUrWDSh0k
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Apr 25, 2024 15:27
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Bonzo posted:Look, I know all these mugs are the same and belong to the company but I like the blue one. It's my thing. I've worked here 7 years and I always take the blue mug form the cabinet. I swear to God, Tony I will go to HR if you don't give me that blue mug right now! There's rules and there's laws and there's poo poo carved on stone slabs and there's Do Not Take Someone's Favourite Mug. Satan has a whole new level carved out just for this.
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Apr 25, 2024 15:31
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Peanut Butter posted:Heh, amateurs. Bet none of you have even tried café noir straight from the civet, have you. I eat pieces of poo poo like that for breakfast
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Apr 25, 2024 17:56
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I bet it goes well with that cup of poo poo you call coffee.
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Apr 25, 2024 21:18
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Smugworth posted:Just pour the coffee you didn't finish yesterday into the coffee maker reservoir and brew a new pot A white plastic coffee maker? Adorable!
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Apr 25, 2024 22:02
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Last year I bought an Aeropress because I was staying at my parents place for a month and they drink watery folgers from a drip machine.
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Apr 25, 2024 22:35
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Gherkin Jerkin posted:I bet it goes well with that cup of poo poo you call coffee. I'll have you know that this bean actually came from the rear end in a top hat of a sacred bat in Madagascar. You see, the digestion gives it a real depth of flavor you would never find in consumer grade coffee.
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McGavin posted:Here's how I make my coffee: What sort of alkane ratio are you using in your gas? Oh you don’t know? I mean ummm…
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