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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

actually its spelled espresso

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

As a matter of fact I did milk the cow this morning for the foam in my cappuccino.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i prepare my coffee seeds sous vide

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'd like to schedule an appointment for a custom pour over by your most experienced barista.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Orally ingested coffee is so 2023.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sophy Wackles posted:

I simply eat coffee cherries directly off my backyard coffea plant.
Nice, making your own luwak.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you really get the best flavor by roasting each bean individually

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

So let me ask you this: is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? Huh? What happened to coffee? Did I miss a loving meeting with the coffee? Huh? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee. They got mochaccino, they got chocaccino, frapaccino, capuccino, rapaccino, alpaccino, WHAT THE gently caress?! https://www.what-the-gently caress.com!

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I walked into a Starbucks about a year ago, little kid behind the counter. I go, "Yeah, give me a regular." "A regular what?" "Coffee." "What flavor?" "Coffee-flavored coffee." I'll stick that menu right up your rear end, kid! Menu... coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup, that's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup, that's it!

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