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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Oh wow, a Coffee Ninja, I didn't know people still bought those.

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Would I like a coffee? Like to drink? Yeah I'm not really interested in destroying the rainforest. I'll stick with my caffeine vape cartridges.

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I know the secret to making coffee from a Moka Pot taste OK.

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Oh, you don't put butter in your coffee? Here let me send you an insane video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YjLMdx3YZY

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yeah I guess butter is OK if you can't find ghee...

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Earwicker posted:

why would you need to "find ghee" if you already have butter? do you not know how to clarify butter? is google not working for you?

A lot of people think ghee and clarified butter are the same thing, but they're very very mistaken. If you're putting "clarified butter" in your coffee you'll miss out on a lot of the subtle aromatic flavors that you get with an authentic ghee.

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I make a cold brew, then I heat up the cold brew so it's hot, then I add ice so it's cold again

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
It's a shame you spend so much money on beans but still brew with... tap water

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Jesse killed Gale in Breaking Bad because Gale was an annoying passive-aggressive coffee guy

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Poohs Packin posted:

I brew 3-5 cups of coffee that I dont drink whenever I get a new type of bean to ensure optimal grind and brew time.

This coffee is frozen for use in desserts or cocktails.

I do the same, only I take the frozen coffee brick and throw it off a highway overpass

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