AEW DYNAMITE 4/17: THANKS GAVOK!

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Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

It's Wednesday and you know what that means! And due to Gavok kindly posting an rundown a few days (Which I'm totally stealing*), all I have to do is some cut and paste!

Gavok posted:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1780604632177299701

- A big match at Dynasty is Bryan Danielson vs. Will Ospreay. Their respective factions (BCC and Don Callis Family) have started butting heads. Hence, Claudio vs. Ospreay. It should be noted that Ospreay has been acting like a total face and has also defeated all his fellow Callis Family members in singles competition. Powerhouse Hobbs was not happy about his loss.

Gavok posted:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1780649928911655271

- Adam Copeland is currently feuding with the House of Black and will be teaming up with Eddie Kingston and Mark Briscoe at the next PPV. Willow will be challenging for Julia Hart's TBS Championship. These two feuds crossed paths and we're getting a mixed tag out of it.

Gavok posted:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1779970450367414522

- The Young Bucks have kicked Hangman (kayfabe suspended) and Omega (legit sick) out of the Elite and replaced them with Okada. The Young Bucks will face FTR at the PPV in the finals for the vacated tag titles. Okada will be facing Pac at the PPV. For this trios match, Pac is teaming up with Penta, along with FTR's ally Daniel Garcia.

Gavok posted:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1780015749110849959

- Deonna Purrazzo is Toni Storm's former best friend and failed challenger for the title. She is taking on Toni's protege Mariah May. Both are supporting characters in the upcoming Dynasty match of Toni Storm vs. Thunder Rosa.

https://x.com/AEW/status/1780648298908364972

Former two-time AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy goes one on one Shane Taylor!**

Gavok posted:

Also:

https://x.com/AEW/status/1780061048101294524

- It's the go-home show for Dynasty. The world title match for the show is Samoa Joe defending against Swerve Strickland. Both are evil psychopaths who have been beating the poo poo out of each other over the past few weeks. Joe is heel and Swerve is kind of a tweener, but still an unrepentant monster.

Gavok posted:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1780619729843126769

- Jon Moxley has been off TV for a bit. He just won the IWGP title. He's probably there to set up either a last minute match for Dynasty or build up Forbidden Door.

Gavok posted:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1780285257255653695

- Mercedes Mone (Sasha Banks) has been cutting promos in AEW, but won't be wrestling until Double or Nothing. She's mostly been throwing shade at Willow for "injuring" her in Japan. Last week she was doing a sitdown interview and the lights went out. When the lights came back on, Mercedes was found beaten on the floor.

Gavok posted:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1780672582460797004

- Chris Jericho has been trying to mentor Hook and it's had mixed results, especially with Shibata hanging out with Hook lately and complicating things. Jericho wants to speak with Hook about this.

*Mwah-ha-ha [twirls mustache, strokes goatee]
**Okay, this one I had to do myself

# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:00

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 12:23

Trying: Sep 26, 2019

my two taz

# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:06

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

I had a Dominic West, "da gently caress did I do?" moment with that title.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:14

Jeroen: Jun 2, 2004; I have been accused of a stalker!

You're a real piece of work, Gavok

# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:56

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

everyone say thank you to gavok

# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:52

Alpha Kenny Juan: Apr 11, 2007

Light the Havoc
Bring the Gavok

It worked better when I thought it was spelled havok.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:55

Sisal Two-Step: May 29, 2006; mom without jaw
dad without wife

i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

thank u gavok

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:02

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

i been eating early

country ham, pear, gorgonzola on mozzarella and olive oil

thank you gavok

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:11

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

everyone say thank you to gavok

thank you gavok

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:18

Sisal Two-Step: May 29, 2006; mom without jaw
dad without wife

i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

gavok does this once and we thank him. meanwhile davos does this every week and gets diddly. makes you think....

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:20

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

everyone say thank you davros

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:25

BDawg: May 19, 2004; In Full Stereo Symphony

Feels like it�s been forever since I�ve live watched with y�all.

And screw Oklahoma.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:37

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Picking up my dog from surgery. The office is way, way behind and I'm gonna miss at least the first half hour of Dynamite at this rate

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:37

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

Trying posted:

my two taz

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:41

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

Eating an enormous Torta while watching ¡Dinamita!

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:52

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

Sisal Two-Step posted:

gavok does this once and we thank him. meanwhile davos does this every week and gets diddly. makes you think....

Davros unleased the Daleks on the universe, he gets no thanks!

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:54

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

Count Thrashula posted:

Eating an enormous Torta while watching ¡Dinamita!

I don't know what that is but I wanna try it

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:54

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

Shard posted:

I don't know what that is but I wanna try it

It's a Mexican sandwich on super fluffy yet crispy bread with egg, chorizo, refried black beans, onion, jalapeño, lettuce and sour cream

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:55

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Count Thrashula posted:

It's a Mexican sandwich on super fluffy yet crispy bread with egg, chorizo, refried black beans, onion, jalapeño, lettuce and sour cream

drat that sounds good.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:56

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

if AEW sucks tonight I'm gonna take it out on NienNunb and QuantumofPhallus

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:56

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

ready to light the fuse

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:57

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Sixers are on but looking like dogshit so light that fuse bebbeh

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:58

a dumb moron: Mar 19, 2024; augh

The movie Challengers looks unappealing to me but I�m happy for Zendaya.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:59

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

Will vs. Claudio is going to be soooo loving good

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:00

a dumb moron: Mar 19, 2024; augh

Oh also thank you Gavok

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:00

Pat Mustard: Mar 9, 2013

I was looking at YouTube after catching up with Hey Ew, Danhousen posted a 4 minute video of cm punk handing him money, so I think he may be on his way out?

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:00

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

JOOOOOOOOOOOOON MOXXXXXXLEY

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:00

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

MOX

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:00

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

explosivo posted:

drat that sounds good.

tortas are dope

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:01

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

It�s been a lovely day so save me AEW

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:01

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

explosivo posted:

drat that sounds good.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:01

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Hi mox

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:01

Okkult: Oct 10, 2012

Indianapolis - Come for the crumbling infrastructure, stay for the gun violence!

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:01

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

God this is so loving cool

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:01

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

Aww that kid :3:

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:02

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer