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One time I was showing a girl my pet snake and the loving thing unloaded all over me and the bed and my room stank for a week
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Apr 18, 2024 03:57
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Apr 18, 2024 04:04
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Sex Farm posted:One time I was showing a girl my pet snake and the loving thing unloaded all over me and the bed and my room stank for a week Was the snake used as a sex apparatus, like what happened with permabanned 2006 goon
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Apr 18, 2024 04:40
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EorayMel posted:Was the snake used as a sex apparatus, like what happened with permabanned 2006 goon What the gently caress, no, she's my buddy I took her out because the lady was interested in getting to meet her but it was like two days after feeding her and then all of a sudden she just loving blasted all over me
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Apr 18, 2024 04:44
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gently caress I’m jealous of that girth
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Apr 18, 2024 04:46
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That must have felt crazy
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Apr 18, 2024 04:55
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what's it smell like
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Apr 18, 2024 04:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObDwg1LS3PY
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Apr 18, 2024 04:59
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Apr 18, 2024 05:45
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Know what I like best? Snake farts.
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Apr 18, 2024 05:56
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Okay genuinely surprised I had no idea
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Apr 18, 2024 06:52
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it's just a natural consequence of being able to unhinge your jaw but personally I would like to be able to unhinge my rear end in a top hat because I am getting too much fiber and protein these days, they're putting whey protein and dietary fiber into everything, sometimes i feel like i have to get the strongest over the counter laxative on the market AKA two slices of new york style pepperoni pizza
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Apr 18, 2024 07:07
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Sex Farm posted:One time I was showing a girl my pet snake and the loving thing unloaded all over me and the bed and my room stank for a week ah, so you were dating her because she resembled your mother
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Apr 18, 2024 07:20
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Where I come from that isn't called a fart
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Apr 18, 2024 07:34
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EorayMel posted:Was the snake used as a sex apparatus, like what happened with permabanned 2006 goon
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Apr 18, 2024 08:31
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I thought reptile poo poo always had white uric acid in it?
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Apr 18, 2024 09:48
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Impressive, but for turd length as a proportion of body length, I have to say the frog is the clear winner.
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Apr 18, 2024 11:39
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snakes are disgusting poo poo tubes crawling with salmonella
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Apr 18, 2024 13:14
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That ain't right
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Apr 18, 2024 14:43
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impressive turd to body ratio. the beauty of nature
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Apr 18, 2024 14:47
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so thats where popcorn comes from
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Apr 18, 2024 15:24
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How does this compare to making GBS threads toad, calculating for their different body sizes? making GBS threads toad still wins, right?
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Apr 18, 2024 15:34
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loving jealous af
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Apr 19, 2024 01:51
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This thing is like the goatse of snakes
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BasicLich posted:it's just a natural consequence of being able to unhinge your jaw but personally I would like to be able to unhinge my rear end in a top hat because I am getting too much fiber and protein these days, they're putting whey protein and dietary fiber into everything, sometimes i feel like i have to get the strongest over the counter laxative on the market AKA two slices of new york style pepperoni pizza What if I told you it's already a possibility 
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Apr 19, 2024 02:08
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Sex Farm posted:One time I was showing a girl my pet snake and the loving thing unloaded all over me and the bed and my room stank for a week But what did the snake do?
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more of a snake shart than a snake fart imo
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