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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > First Weekly Killdozer Monday post
 
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Every monday I am happy to bring you a new Killdozer song to enjoy, along with lyrics so that we can appreciate and discuss this underappreciated and influential band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VBPh7WgI


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Knuckles the dog what a very good dog you are
You're the best dog of all the other dogs by far
Raised to run the greyhound tracks, down on the puppy farm
Retired and he's now devoted to protecting people from harm
Too slow to compete, they sent you away to the glue factory
Saved by a handicapped boy, now that everyone knows that boy was me

I am a blind and palsied boy
Condemned to life in this wheelchair
Other kids will not play with me
But Knuckles the dog you were always there
Knuckles goes to the nursing home to visit the elderly
Abandoned by their own children
Knuckles lifts them from their misery

Knuckles the dog what a very good dog you are
You're the best dog of all the other dogs by far
Knuckles the dog won't hunt, he respects all forms of life
Dying now in my arms
He saved me bravely and gave his life

Brought down by an assassin's bullet that was meant for me
Knuckles the dog who helps people now you are forever free
Knuckles the dog what a very good dog you were
Knuckles the dog what a very good dog you were
Knuckles the dog, knuckles he goes with you when you explore
Just pull his leash and go for a walk he's your dog for sure

Knuckles the dog what a very very very very very good dog you were

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Killdozer was an American rock band formed in Madison, Wisconsin, in 1983 with members Bill Hobson, Dan Hobson and Michael Gerald.[3]

I hope this post will help you enjoy and appreciate Killdozer.

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AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band
Killdozer? More like Killblowzer.

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
open question for the thread: should killdozer disparagement in the killdozer thread be met with scorn, earnest disagreement or harsh retribution?

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor posted:

open question for the thread: should killdozer disparagement in the killdozer thread be met with scorn, earnest disagreement or harsh retribution?

:killdozer:

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Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012

rotor posted:

harsh retribution
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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

 with killdozing, obviously

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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



 i'm not familiar with the band but i did enjoy the song op

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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



 killdozer? barely knows her

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Truman Peyote posted:

i'm not familiar with the band but i did enjoy the song op

Thank you for loving pupkin killdozer

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Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil

rotor posted:

Every monday I am happy to bring you a new Killdozer song to enjoy, along with lyrics so that we can appreciate and discuss this underappreciated and influential band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VBPh7WgI



I hope this post will help you enjoy and appreciate Killdozer.

I think about this song a lot, also 'king of sex'

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Scud Hansen posted:

I think about this song a lot, also 'king of sex'

there are many high quality killdozers songs i intend to showcase in the coming months and that is certainly one of them

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Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil
this dog, knuckles, he reminds me of my own dog in a way
his noble and selfless character

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

 that music was a little too psychobilly for my taste but I appreciate the lyrics

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

qirex posted:

that music was a little too psychobilly for my taste but I appreciate the lyrics

psychobilly? i don't think so

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
aren't we like 20 years and a month from the original killdozer incident?

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

 I’m killdozing off right here

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Scud Hansen posted:

I think about this song a lot, also 'king of sex'

don’t subtweet me

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Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil

Roosevelt posted:

psychobilly? i don't think so

if psychobilly sounded like killdozer it would be good

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