Is being in your mid or late 30s old?

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pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

Looking to hear from some oldgoons itt. I wouldn�t say im having a mid life crisis or anything like that but having just recently turned 35 im really starting to feel �old� for the first time in my life.

pencilhands fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Apr 23, 2024

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

yes

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:27

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

gently caress OFF!!!!

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:27

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

kntfkr posted:

gently caress OFF!!!!

sorry

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:30

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Compared to a moon? Not very old at all.
Compared to a cricket? Pretty darn old OP.

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:31

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

if you start powering up now, you may just be able to ascend before you get really old

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:31

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

although in your case, "ascending" would mean getting published on the New York Times opinion page. not sure it's worth it

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:32

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

im 38 and i just pulled a muscle in my neck having an allergy attack pencilhands

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:33

Fighting Elegy: Jan 2, 2007; I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

I'm 34, and every time I grab at the skin on my elbow it seems saggier than I remember. So I'll go with yes.

If being in your mid or late 30s is bothering you then maybe try to think about what your issues with being old is and try to work on it?

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:34

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Depends how much grey hair you have.

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:36

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

Grey Cat posted:

Depends how much grey hair you have.

username makes post

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:38

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Its not old, not even considered "middle age" which classically starts at 40.

Just lift weights occasionally and make sure to moisturize (wont turn you gay).

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:39

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

yes and gently caress you

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:51

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

It better not be

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:53

Extra row of tits: Oct 31, 2020

Im nearly fifty and lift 4/5 times a week and do a bunch of cardio.

I�m a living engine of destruction. You�re just online too much,

# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:53

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005

I bought myself a bright red Mustang for my 40th birthday. I called it my mid-life crisis and people kept saying "Oh, you are only 40!" "Gurl, how long do you think I think I am going to live? Do you have any idea how much cocaine and alcohol I consumed in my 20s? 80? Really?"

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Only if you're fat

# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:03

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Just wouldnt be an SA thread without 30 just happening to mention his tacky rear end suburban consumer lifestyle

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pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

Poohs Packin posted:

Just wouldnt be an SA thread without 30 just happening to mention his tacky rear end suburban consumer lifestyle

I can�t tell if hes a bit

# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:04

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

pencilhands posted:

I can�t tell if hes a bit

if it's a bit it's been a real long-play

# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:05

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

your thirties are when you�re finally old enough to appreciate how young you are

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

you are close to half dead if you are lucky. do years move more quickly now?

huh

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

PIZZA.BAT posted:

your thirties are when you�re finally old enough to appreciate how young you are

absolutely true

# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:07

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Fighting Elegy posted:

I'm 34, and every time I grab at the skin on my elbow it seems saggier than I remember. So I'll go with yes.

dude that�s just your weenus

# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:09

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

The global median age is 31, OP, so yeah I guess so

# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:14

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Okay I'm incredibly embarrassed I didn't realize this was a pencil hand thread

# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:16

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

Wendigee posted:

Okay I'm incredibly embarrassed I didn't realize this was a pencil hand thread

the high quality should have been your first clue

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

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Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

It's time to take your pills, grandpa.

# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:13

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005

Poohs Packin posted:

Just wouldnt be an SA thread without 30 just happening to mention his tacky rear end suburban consumer lifestyle

That doesn't even make sense?

# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:14

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

you're only old when you dont understand the way young people talk

# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:17

Canine Blues Arooo: Jan 7, 2008; when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with; Grimey Drawer

I'm 37 but I can't really say that I feel old. Part of that is that I don't have kids and my career is chill and not physically taxing, so my body still basically works. I've also generally done a good job of taking care of said body, but at the end of the day, I don't feel that old...yet

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Wendigee posted:

Okay I'm incredibly embarrassed I didn't realize this was a pencil hand thread

Canine Blues Arooo fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Apr 23, 2024

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Rubber Chicken: Mar 13, 2024

Only if you can't stop making GBS threads your pants and making terrible threads

# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:29

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

Rubber Chicken posted:

Only if you can't stop making GBS threads your pants and making terrible threads

Welp, lost on both counts

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Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

sdnahlicnep

# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:54

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

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cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

hahaha eat my shorts old men

# ? Apr 23, 2024 06:09

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Three Olives posted:

That doesn't even make sense?

Yes it does. Yes it absolutely does.

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deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

I'm 36 now and hot babes are way me into me than they have ever been so I feel young and virile

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credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

I'm turning 40 in less than a month and I hate it so much

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