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 Welcome to the dressing room. Valentino has injured his wrist. What do you want? Do you need some drink? An advice?
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Get your loving hand off me Valentino
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Apr 25, 2024 03:29
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Time it carefully. Twist your wrist at the last moment, grab his lower lip with your thumb and give it a good yank. Creep. 
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Apr 25, 2024 03:36
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Smugworth posted:Get your loving hand off me Valentino  Now, you can see I'm incapacitated. Helpless. My main hand is quite injured. I'm incapable of sudden movements, you see. You'd hear a crack. Once again, how can I make you feel... comfortable? Mescal fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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Apr 25, 2024 03:38
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 This is Valentino.
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Apr 25, 2024 03:41
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You look like a guy who plows a lot of old rich women. So what I'm saying here is, can I borrow some money?
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Apr 25, 2024 03:41
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Mescal posted:Once again, how can I make you feel... comfortable? by leaving
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Apr 25, 2024 03:42
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Extra Large Marge posted:You look like a guy who plows a lot of old rich women. Yes, do you play pool? Games of skill of any kind? Silver is the antimicrobial chip. God's gambling chit.
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Apr 25, 2024 03:43
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dervival posted:by leaving  As soon as the announcement tickles our ears. You can stay in Valentino's dressing room alone or with food while we perform. What's mine is yours.
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Apr 25, 2024 03:46
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100% this guy is a sex pest and no one should trust anything he gives you. Edit: wait is this an attempt at a CYOA thread? Cause with the history of those plus this weird lil guy I can see this getting gassed pretty quick lmao
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Apr 25, 2024 03:51
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syntaxfunction posted:100% this guy is a sex pest and no one should trust anything he gives you. GBS CYOAs are always great. continue
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Apr 25, 2024 10:16
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ok not that one, or the other one that guy made, or the one about dragons I think , but some of them
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Apr 25, 2024 10:16
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:ok not that one, or the other one that guy made, or the one about dragons I think , but some of them the only good one ever was the life sim computer game
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Apr 25, 2024 12:31
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bradzilla posted:the only good one ever was the life sim computer game I still stand by my stupid elf one
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Apr 25, 2024 12:37
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this one's shaping up ok
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Apr 25, 2024 12:43
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Are you a vampire, Mr Valentino? Please note, under California law, you are legally required to answer that question truthfully.
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Apr 25, 2024 12:54
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> go north
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Apr 25, 2024 13:24
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Valentino, my friend, I bring terrible news, please, you may want to be sitting for this. Your mother, the saintly woman, bless her heart, she is ailing, you must attend to her, it is on your honor, she says, yes, on the family's honor. Oh, but Monsieur Valentino, I bear even worse news, from your brother, no, I cannot say it, I will not say it! It is your father, says your brother, he was taken- heaven help us- He was taken by those men, up in the mountains, while he foraged -kind soul that he is!- for the mushrooms and flowers, for your beloved sister. Without these mushrooms and flowers, I fear your sister will fall into the grim fate, oh darkest day! that grim fate of your familial line! Please, Monsieur Valentino, you must return to your people, your village! You must bring order, you are the only one who can do it!
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Apr 25, 2024 13:40
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I'll never forgive Valentino for revealing all the magician's secrets in a weird looking mask
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Apr 25, 2024 13:42
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Valentino told me he could help my career if I gave him a massage
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Apr 25, 2024 14:02
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Ask about the injury
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Apr 25, 2024 15:02
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:ok not that one, or the other one that guy made, or the one about dragons I think , but some of them dragon one showed great promise
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Apr 25, 2024 15:30
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Y'all got it twisted. This is Valentino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtmGA47dfVI
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Apr 25, 2024 15:55
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valentino was found dead in his cell this morning
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Apr 25, 2024 15:56
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R.L. Stine posted:valentino was found dead in his cell this morning Good
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Apr 25, 2024 17:55
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Valentino you must come quickly--they have tangled the marionette wire! O wicked Fortune! Quickly now you must don the marionette costume and pantomime its stiff movements upon the stage or else the Marquis will surely have our heads!
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Apr 25, 2024 17:59
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It's Valentina.
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Apr 25, 2024 18:03
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theme of Valentino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr4K47m45CY
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Apr 25, 2024 18:47
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Why/how did Valentino hurt his wrist?
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Apr 25, 2024 19:03
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GetDunked posted:Valentino you must come quickly--they have tangled the marionette wire! O wicked Fortune! Quickly now you must don the marionette costume and pantomime its stiff movements upon the stage or else the Marquis will surely have our heads!  Your voice is like smelling salts, and your smell is salty. Why must you want Valentino in the morning? You are cocks of the morning. Are you cocks or dews? Are you fetching water? Boah!
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Apr 25, 2024 19:08
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Why/how did Valentino hurt his wrist? Ventriloquism. This is what I do. I performed again with my main hand briefly last night, it was so hoarse. So, I try with the other.
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Apr 25, 2024 19:11
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LanceHunter posted:Y'all got it twisted. Yes, this is Valentino
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Apr 25, 2024 19:12
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:GBS CYOAs are always great. continue We are not a CYOA. We are merely a poo poo post. A lovely poo poo post. About Valentino.
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Apr 25, 2024 19:17
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/53306887896/in/dateposted/ this is Valentino (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 25, 2024 19:50
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How would Valentino solve the trolley problem
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Apr 25, 2024 19:51
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I saw a BioPic about him one time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FlQPeu9TQM Bonzo fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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Apr 25, 2024 20:04
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valentino the coward
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Apr 25, 2024 20:07
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R.L. Stine posted:valentino the coward
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Apr 25, 2024 20:13
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Vr46 5 eva
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I covet the ring of Valentino. The tiger's eye shines in the dim light, like a beacon of Valentino's passion.
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