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ok folks were one week into meltdown may and if you havent settled on your angle now is crunch time. so lets get going on those meltdowns here are some classics - chucking a full jar of peanut butter through the kitchen window because it has undesireable texture (crunchy/smooth/the natural variety that separates like tahini) - (if man) opening the relationship and immediately losing your partner to some fat dicked lothario - (if woman) forcefemming your blue collar "cis hetero" husband so hard he permanently transforms into a free use femboy - (if nonbinary) joining an activist group only to get driven out a week later for practicing the wrong flavor of marxist leninism - getting what you want but NOT what you need and immediately making it everyones problem crimes |
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My plan for this May is to end up in a psych ward for 4 days because a 13yo on GTA Online asked me if I was acoustic.
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May 7, 2024 22:55
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i’ll stop the world and melt with you
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May 8, 2024 00:02
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Barco Fiesta posted:My plan for this May is to end up in a psych ward for 4 days because a 13yo on GTA Online asked me if I was acoustic. When you are clearly electric. Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
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May 8, 2024 02:40
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Might go with the classic, "Set this work laptop aflame, toss it through a window, run off to live with seals". Not original but works well if I can't come up with something new.
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May 8, 2024 02:43
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the takeshis castle challenge where they run through doors, but they're actually just there to practice punching holes through
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May 8, 2024 02:46
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getting the wrong order at a fast food restaurant and singlehandedly reburning chicago to the ground
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May 8, 2024 02:50
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xcheopis posted:When you are clearly electric. mfs will see you with dual-coil pickups and be like "are you acoustic"
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May 8, 2024 07:31
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microdosing divorce by letting my wife fill the dishwasher
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May 10, 2024 18:03
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thinking about flipping out, going absolutely ballistic, but im biding my time, studying the joker's craft
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May 15, 2024 00:03
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i wake up in a cold sweat thank god its just another practice run the toaster dings and i smash it against the wall i’m ready
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May 15, 2024 00:11
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made an alt to practice sending insane PMs to
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May 15, 2024 03:57
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joanne k rowling taking off her anime training weights and tweeting slurs at two hundred kilometers per hour
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May 15, 2024 05:12
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joanne k rowling doing the matrix moves dodging bullets labeled HOLOCAUST DENIAL and STOCHASTIC TERROR
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May 15, 2024 05:12
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(finger in ear) getting word from the field now... glinner... oh my g-d... it's anyone's game! glinner has been divorced by his fleshlight!!!
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May 15, 2024 05:14
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