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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
You know when you get a one time use security code you gotta enter to verify your identity? I share those. Here’s one 609248

Also replying to emails that say “PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.” gently caress you i wont do what u tell me!!

Sometimes I record NFL games and then charge people money to watch the footage.

What do you do that you are explicitly told not to do?

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I stick Q-Tips in my ears.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i had kids

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

kntfkr posted:

You know when you get a one time use security code you gotta enter to verify your identity? I share those. Here’s one 609248

ty, gonna pay it forward 42418361

Vakal
May 11, 2008
die alone

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I will not stop being a member of the GBS moderation team, no matter what you all say.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Vakal posted:

die alone

Um, rude?

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
vote for trump every time he runs for office

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Smoke weed every other day

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

post on something awful forums

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I will not stop being uniquely me

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Ur mom op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i drive a few mph over the speed limit, road and traffic conditions permitting

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Use my phone while refueling my vehicle

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Mozi posted:

i drive a few mph over the speed limit, road and traffic conditions permitting

I drive the speed limit at maximum :smug:

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I will totally cheat at Monopoly. I'll be the banker!

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
telling my mom to throat me

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Also, Its been a while since I played, but I was totally taught to count cards at Blackjack. And, I give advice to players next to me if they ask. The dealers don't care, but the Casino does.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Internetjack posted:

Also, Its been a while since I played, but I was totally taught to count cards at Blackjack. And, I give advice to players next to me if they ask. The dealers don't care, but the Casino does.

It's way more fun at church festivals where they don't even use 4 decks all the time

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Drugs, mostly. But a lot of other stuff too.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

satanic splash-back posted:

Use my phone while refueling my vehicle

Leaving the vehicle running while refueling and also using my phone all at the same time.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I eat when I'm hungry and sleep when I'm tired

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I will NOT stop seeing the good in humanity

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


sometimes when someone on youtube says "like and subscribe" its really just one or the other for me

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

satanic splash-back posted:

It's way more fun at church festivals where they don't even use 4 decks all the time

Yeah it sucked when most casinos switched to 4-5 deck shoes with auto-shuffle. For a while you could go to the smaller casinos that were off the Strip and still dealing a single deck. Good times, especially if you could get the fifth chair at a table. Those places always felt shady though.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Smugworth posted:

I will NOT stop seeing the good in humanity

Right there with ya!

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Masturbate
Pee in the shower
Drive too fast
Eat gas station breakfast
Pick my nose
Feed the dog human food
Burp in the house
Fart in the house

Edit: try butt stuff

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

When I was younger I was taught "don't cross the streams"

Now me and my bros piss in unison wherever we want. It rules. We all pissed on a roman candle once and it looked and felt like the end of oceans 11

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

I wait until the public pools open here adn then i do 100% of my "bathroom business" in them, such as brushing my teeth, even though this is something I am regularly advised against

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I usually leave a penny but never take one :devil:

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Goof around with fireworks. As kids we'd have neighborhood firecracker battles. We'd have bottle rocket fights, shooting them at each other. I'm pretty sure we were told not to do that.

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Internetjack posted:

Also, Its been a while since I played, but I was totally taught to count cards at Blackjack. And, I give advice to players next to me if they ask. The dealers don't care, but the Casino does.

Never made much sense to me why this was considered "cheating." If you're not counting, then it's just some random bullshit. Not much of a game there.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
I rip the tag off my mattress and pillows

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Wear white after Labor Day.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Illegally vote for Joe Biden and the Democrats

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Rubber Chicken posted:

I rip the tag off my mattress and pillows

Common misconception. As a consumer, you're perfectly within your rights to take the tags off of mattresses; those warnings are for the manufacturers and vendors.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Whizzing on the electric fence. I like the tingles

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Devils Affricate posted:

Common misconception. As a consumer, you're perfectly within your rights to take the tags off of mattresses; those warnings are for the manufacturers and vendors.
Everyone knows this




But... I'm a mattress vendor. I specialize in short term mattress leasing

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Nut in November

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Rubber Chicken posted:

Everyone knows this




But... I'm a mattress vendor. I specialize in short term mattress leasing

In that case you almost certainly have blood on your hands. What the gently caress dude.

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