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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Olives are so good IMHO. Very good in a salad and/or on a pizza. salty and savory as heck! Pop those little nuggets of joy in my mouth IYKWIM!

I think Kalamata olives are probably my favorite.

If you don't like olives, that is totally okay too. We can still hang. Just give me your extra olives.

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
NO THREE OLIVES, THIS THREAD ISN'T ABOUT YOU

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Thread has been marked as a duplicate. Gas queued.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Smugworth posted:

Thread has been marked as a duplicate. Gas queued.

Ah poo poo. Well. That's too bad. Sorry about that!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Yeah not bad, not bad

I could take or leave olives in thier natural state but I would die instantly if I could not have olive oil ever again

Now that I think about it, I do like ground olives on toast with charcuterie whateverthefugthatiscalled

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I assume that since olives are found in trees, they are put there by birds

051024_2
May 10, 2024
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:10 on May 12, 2024

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i have tried so many times to like olives, they seem like something that would totally be up my alley but every time ive tried them it just doesnt work for some reason

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I like kalamatas the best

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

They suck op

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


i can tolerate them in 7 layer dip. other than that, yuck.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Love the green Castelvetrano olives with the pits. I eat em out of a jar

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Where’s Solefald when you need her

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


black olives are great, love em

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
greek salad for lunch

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


titty_baby_ posted:

Love the green Castelvetrano olives with the pits. I eat em out of a jar

those are very good!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Black olives are nasty but the rest of the olive spectrum is delicious, especially kalamata

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
I will easily sit and eat a whole jar of kalamatas, olives confirmed awesome

1. Kalamata
2. Niçoise
3. Manzanilla
...
6. Mission

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Olives are the cornerstone of civilization. It’s the original oil.

Kalamata are trash. Syrian olives are the best.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i don't like olives so sadly i will not be a regular poster in this thread. i do wish all of the olive enjoying members of the somethingawful.com forums the best in their olive posting though

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Olives are what makes ordinary sandwiches into Muffulettas.

Pro tip for olive lovers, find a partner who hates olives, you'll get double olives for free!!!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Black olives are solid on a pizza or an Italian kind of sandwich. I tried green olives once we a kid, hated them, and never bothered to try them again after I got a sophisticated adult palate. Well, those are my olive opinions, thanks for reading! :tipshat:

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
I do not appreciate olives. I find them borderline inedible. However, do not let my opinion interfere with your enjoyment of these vile ovoid balls of disgusting bitterness, OP. :)

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Presto posted:

I do not appreciate olives. I find them borderline inedible. However, do not let my opinion interfere with your enjoyment of these vile ovoid balls of disgusting bitterness, OP. :)

You need to find some conviction and start lobbying to get olives banned.

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
1-2 Olives : good
4+ Olives : good

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
Olive oil was used to light lamps back in ye olde bronze age, has anybody tried lighting them on fire now? Perhaps as some kind of flaming drink gimmick, it's worth a shot

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Junk posted:

i have tried so many times to like olives, they seem like something that would totally be up my alley but every time ive tried them it just doesnt work for some reason

Mr.Acula posted:

They suck op

Aishlinn posted:

i can tolerate them in 7 layer dip. other than that, yuck.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i don't like olives so sadly i will not be a regular poster in this thread. i do wish all of the olive enjoying members of the somethingawful.com forums the best in their olive posting though

Presto posted:

I do not appreciate olives. I find them borderline inedible. However, do not let my opinion interfere with your enjoyment of these vile ovoid balls of disgusting bitterness, OP. :)

I can appreciate that we have a difference of opinion wrt olives. More for me, I say!

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
when i was growing up the olive cart at the grocery store made me dry heave. now i love to have olives at night time crouched in front of the fridge like gollum

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

Black olives are solid on a pizza or an Italian kind of sandwich. I tried green olives once we a kid, hated them, and never bothered to try them again after I got a sophisticated adult palate. Well, those are my olive opinions, thanks for reading! :tipshat:

I didn't like green olives as a kid but as an adult, I've come to really enjoy them! There are some very nice varieties.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Does not appreciate olives

Posts in olive appreciation thread

:mods:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I appreciate olives.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


I appreciate a couple of black olives all chopped up, otherwise get outta here with these awful saltgrapes

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

olive olives

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Olive this thread

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


CoffeeBoofer posted:

1-2 Olives : good
4+ Olives : good

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Ruby Gloom posted:

I appreciate a couple of black olives all chopped up, otherwise get outta here with these awful saltgrapes

thats caperberries

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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CoffeeBoofer posted:

1-2 Olives : good
4+ Olives : good

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
what if u eat 3 olives by accident

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
hmm nvm

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I went ahead and reported everyone making positive posts about olives out side the Official GBS Olive thread. The olive haters can continue poo poo posting here

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