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In It For The Tank posted:Hmm yes, interesting. Two questions. Is that a real beard? What the gently caress is sitting at that table?
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 15:59 |
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Smiling Jack posted:so is it out yet No. A few lazy assholes haven't finished their chapters. (including me)
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 17:00 |
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I'm tempted to take another one, but only because I want to use the phrase "breach my brown portcullis with your mighty meat ram, my lord!" in context.
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 17:17 |
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Thulsa Doom posted:What the gently caress is sitting at that table? It's a she-GRRM.
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 17:43 |
so i read that sci-fi book by GRRMS manservant and it was ok
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 17:55 |
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Thulsa Doom posted:I'm tempted to take another one, but only because I want to use the phrase "breach my brown portcullis with your mighty meat ram, my lord!" in context. "Come into my castle, m'lord."
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 20:44 |
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My lord, only ignorant peasants say "m'lord".
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 21:10 |
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Well, I'll give Geeves 24 hours or I'll start writing Chapter 5. While I'm waiting, do you think I should include: A) A song and dance number? B) More Shakespearean beats? C) A Downton Abbey parody? D) Comical misinterpretations? E) The 36 chambers? F) All of the above? Lines are open, vote now!
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 21:50 |
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Arbite posted:Well, I'll give Geeves 24 hours or I'll start writing Chapter 5. F is the only option.
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 21:52 |
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my cat is norris posted:And you didn't join us for any meet-ups or drinking. And you didn't invite me to any meet-ups or drinking. :stewart: But seriously, this is the only thread I post on/check in the SA Forums. I didn't see any info about a meetup.
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# ? Sep 5, 2012 21:58 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:No. A few lazy assholes haven't finished their chapters. MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ICECLAW MOUNTAINS "Hey, wait a minute!" some of you might be saying now. "Wait a minute, wait a minute! Where's chapter 5? Where are chapters, 8, 9 13 and 18? Where was the ending? That can't be all of it..." Well, no. There's more to come. Another novella as erotic as this one. We did not forget to write the other chapters. Well, yes we did. Anyways, expect to see Bren, Sensa, The Pound, Jeffrey and all your other favourite characters next year in A Clash of Cocks. Wild Cards, 2013
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 00:49 |
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The Mutato posted:MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ICECLAW MOUNTAINS You bastard.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 00:55 |
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Arbite posted:Well, I'll give Geeves 24 hours or I'll start writing Chapter 5. G) All except the song and dance. This is art, not vaudeville
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 02:31 |
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The Mutato posted:MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ICECLAW MOUNTAINS 'Tis a thing of
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 03:08 |
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The Mutato posted:MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ICECLAW MOUNTAINS Well, I just finished Chapter 13 and sent it in, so uh, ?
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 05:00 |
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Arbite posted:Well, I'll give Geeves 24 hours or I'll start writing Chapter 5. G) A sexy rap battle.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 05:16 |
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H) Anal fisting. Even I haven't gone up to the elbow... of love.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 05:29 |
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What about the elbow of a drunken hookup?
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 05:32 |
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I) Elbowjob. e: we're gonna need a bigger alphabet
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 05:54 |
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Look, I'm not the rear end in a top hat who wrote him to be 13. I can have him decapitate a peasant and force the widow to drink the stump blood, but sex et al. is off limits.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 07:12 |
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We're not unamenable to compromise. How about if he has her fellate the bleeding stump?
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 07:49 |
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whowhatwhere posted:We're not unamenable to compromise. How about if he has her fellate the bleeding stump? What part of et al. was vague?
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 08:38 |
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Arbite posted:What part of et al. was vague? All of it. Please specify every single thing that is off limits
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 08:40 |
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whowhatwhere posted:All of it. Please specify every single thing that is off limits making GBS threads, pissing, loving, cuntbusting, cocksuckering, motherfuckering, and titsitilation. et al. *Edit* Also, you should have said al. of it, but puns like that are why you're you and I'm about to be twice as internet rich as I was going to be before. Arbite fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Sep 6, 2012 |
# ? Sep 6, 2012 10:02 |
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Can you somehow work in a title match between Ultimate Wildling and Hulk Hogor?
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 14:01 |
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The Mutato posted:MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ICECLAW MOUNTAINS The ultimate insult. Feel the lemoncake ooze down your face, nuncles.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 14:29 |
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thornghost posted:And you didn't invite me to any meet-ups or drinking. :stewart: We had a big thread going about it on the meet-ups board. If you're ever traveling to a big event or to another city, that's a fun section of the forums to glance over, just in case other goons might be headed to the same place. I must relent -- I have been unable to finish my chapter for our novel. I do not think I will have time to do that in the next several days, either. Sorry.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 14:41 |
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Checked out the new Kindle Paperwhite on Amazon today. http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kindle/dp/2012/KC/popup-paperwhite.jpg They picked an interesting page from ADWD for their 'See the difference' comparison shot. Apparently, the difference is the new Kindle has enough room for spoilers. Godspeed Amazon spoiler-troll.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:41 |
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Sounds like the co-authors are going for a more ballsout parody, while my chapter seems to be droning on and full of bland, safe sort of deviancies. I have failed. No true Wildcard.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:47 |
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SaviourX posted:Sounds like the co-authors are going for a more ballsout parody, while my chapter seems to be droning on and full of bland, safe sort of deviancies. I have failed. No true Wildcard. It needs a couple of completely bland chapters like ours. Sometimes subtlety is funny.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:49 |
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Exactly. The elbow deep rear end fisting is meaningless if it's in the middle of nonstop rusty trombones and pissplay. The sandwich isn't just the squirt of hot sauce.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:55 |
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I wrote straight-laced fantasy fiction.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:55 |
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Is there another chapter open? I have a hankerin' to write purple prose about foodstuffs plumbing the depths of womanly orifices.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 22:03 |
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doublefrost posted:Checked out the new Kindle Paperwhite on Amazon today. You really should have uploaded the picture to imgur, it's already a totally different book, even if the thumbnail is still a Tyrion chapter.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 22:06 |
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Scrubs. If Amazon were true wildcards they'd have chosen the cock/oval office page or Dany making GBS threads or the Red Wedding. Also I saw something about Paris on the new thumbnail and thought it was an obtuse joke about GRRM's minion.
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# ? Sep 6, 2012 22:08 |
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I also wrote bland intro stuff. You have to lull the reader into a false sense of sexurity.
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# ? Sep 7, 2012 00:39 |
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Thulsa Doom posted:Is there another chapter open? I have a hankerin' to write purple prose about foodstuffs plumbing the depths of womanly orifices. I don't think anyone's picked up chapter twenty-something that I abandoned. Pretty sure it takes place around a feast/celebration.
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# ? Sep 7, 2012 01:07 |
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Arbite posted:Well, I'll give Geeves 24 hours or I'll start writing Chapter 5. Going going gone. I'll have something up at some point, but first, dinner.
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# ? Sep 7, 2012 01:46 |
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1622236702/dunk-and-egg-a-game-of-thrones-fan-web-series Kickstarter for a Dunk & Egg series.
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# ? Sep 7, 2012 06:27 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1622236702/dunk-and-egg-a-game-of-thrones-fan-web-series Why even bother, Homestuck is going to win all the kickstarters, except for maybe... A GAME OF BONES Pledge 5 bucks get a ebook copy of this sexy rear end story from the one and only T. B. Thread!! Pledge 10 bucks get a clipping from GRRMs beard, heard its an aphrodisiac so GET ON THAT poo poo, bake some into some cupcakes for your romantic interest and get that pink mast rising.... cologne comin out later this year GUARANTEED to get your Dick sucked FROM THE BACK nahmean??
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