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Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

59 hours and 42 minutes until Robb, Catelyn, and half the Stark army eats poo poo on TV.

I still say the only way to end the episode is book-style with Arya catching Sandor's axe with her head and leaving that poo poo dangling until season 4 ep 2 or 3.

I know the show doesn't have the slightest inkling of balls to do it, but goddamn I want to see TVIV just completely melt the gently caress down.

Buffy already did that as a cliffhanger in the episode "Sleeper", with Giles as Arya and a Harbinger of Death (a type of demonic villain on that show) as The Hound.



(Couldn't find a GIF or YouTube clip of the scene, but you get the idea.)

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rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

59 hours and 42 minutes until Robb, Catelyn, and half the Stark army eats poo poo on TV.

I still say the only way to end the episode is book-style with Arya catching Sandor's axe with her head and leaving that poo poo dangling until season 4 ep 2 or 3.

I know the show doesn't have the slightest inkling of balls to do it, but goddamn I want to see TVIV just completely melt the gently caress down.

I've done my due diligence around show-only friends and they are all of the opinion that something is going to go the Stark's way because they've been eating poo poo sandwiches for so long something needs to happen to get them back in the game.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I've been worried that all the cannon fodder GURM wrote in being missing would soften the blow, but man some people really really love Robb.

If episode 10 opens with Robbwind I will lose my poo poo.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Wonder when they'll introduce house sigil condoms?

Greyjoys: You Will Not Sow.

Baratheon ribbed condoms: Hers Is The Pleasure

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

User is Cumming

Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken :heysexy:

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken :heysexy:

Sounds more like a viagra knockoff, in which case: Tyrell-branded viagra: Grow Strong.

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012
Fire and Blood :stare:

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

p.crestmont posted:

Fire and Blood :stare:
I want to see the Trojan commercial for this one.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It might be the only time Growing Strong doesn't absolutely suck.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I just told someone at work I'm super excited about the next episode because I feel it's where the good guys finally start to build some momentum. They looked psyched for it.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
House Allyrion - No Foe May Pass


I have no idea who they are.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I've just been facebooking context-less images from the Jaime Lannister Sends His Regards album on imgur for days now.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I just told someone at work I'm super excited about the next episode because I feel it's where the good guys finally start to build some momentum. They looked psyched for it.

Yeah, it's about time House Bolton caught a break.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

stawk Archer
Jun 19, 2004

by angerbot
Somebody doesn't know how warging is supposed to happen

Bulletproof Tiger
Nov 2, 2010
I'm kinda wondering what they're planning to do with Talisa, Robb's wife on the show, because she said she was pregnant a couple eps ago. Since a big thing in the books is Robb not having an heir, something has to happen with that. The way I see it, there's a couple of choices:
1. She was just lying for some reason
2. She is pregnant and all the book theories about the Jeyne that Jaime sees in AFFC not being the real Jeyne is true, and Robb secretly has an heir.
3. She is pregnant, but she is going to die before she can give birth

If the show had the balls to kill Robb's wife and his unborn child at the Red Wedding, just to twist the knife further, I would love it forever. I might just be dumb and completely overthinking it though.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

She can get Dacey Mormont's axe to the tummy :unsmigghh:

BTW, GRRM himself has stated that the differing description of Jeyne in AFFC was just because he forgot the details of what she looked like.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Urdnot Fire posted:

BTW, GRRM himself has stated that the differing description of Jeyne in AFFC was just because he forgot the details of what she looked like.

She was on his "No" list then.

The Riddle of Feel
Feb 2, 2013

Urdnot Fire posted:

She can get Dacey Mormont's axe to the tummy :unsmigghh:

'Round here we call that a Frey Coathanger.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Bulletproof Tiger posted:

I'm kinda wondering what they're planning to do with Talisa, Robb's wife on the show, because she said she was pregnant a couple eps ago. Since a big thing in the books is Robb not having an heir, something has to happen with that. The way I see it, there's a couple of choices:
1. She was just lying for some reason
2. She is pregnant and all the book theories about the Jeyne that Jaime sees in AFFC not being the real Jeyne is true, and Robb secretly has an heir.
3. She is pregnant, but she is going to die before she can give birth

If the show had the balls to kill Robb's wife and his unborn child at the Red Wedding, just to twist the knife further, I would love it forever. I might just be dumb and completely overthinking it though.

It's been awhile since I read them, but I thought Jeyne was pregnant? I don't even remember what happened to her. Wait, who's the chick that Ramsay was torturing with Theon? gently caress this series. My mind is being scrambled with show and book info colliding.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

I Own Soulz posted:

It's been awhile since I read them, but I thought Jeyne was pregnant? I don't even remember what happened to her. Wait, who's the chick that Ramsay was torturing with Theon? gently caress this series. My mind is being scrambled with show and book info colliding.

There were two Jeynes. Jeyne Westerling is Robb's wife. Jeyne Poole is Sansa's former friend/Ramsay's wife.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

That's Jeyne Poole, I believe, whereas Robb married Jeyne Westerling?

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

The Riddle of Feel posted:

'Round here we call that a Frey Coathanger.
The Freys must not use it very often.

I Own Soulz posted:

It's been awhile since I read them, but I thought Jeyne was pregnant? I don't even remember what happened to her. Wait, who's the chick that Ramsay was torturing with Theon? gently caress this series. My mind is being scrambled with show and book info colliding.
Jeyne Westerling is Robb's wife, and in AFFC her mom revealed that (after joining Tywin's plot) she had been been slipping Jeyne "fertility potions" to make sure she didn't get pregnant. In the show, she might be pregnant, she might not. Jeyne Poole is Sansa's friend from Winterfell and is the fake Arya Ramsay tortured.

v Yeah, I meant that, just didn't know that big of a word :v: Though I included the "to make sure she didn't get pregnant" part, I still should've said anti-fertility potions.

Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jun 1, 2013

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Urdnot Fire posted:

The Freys must not use it very often.
Jeyne Westerling is Robb's wife, and in AFFC her mom revealed that (after joining Tywin's plot) she had been been slipping Jeyne fertility potions to make sure she didn't get pregnant. In the show, she might be pregnant, she might not. Jeyne Poole is Sansa's friend from Winterfell and is the fake Arya Ramsay tortured.

She had been slipping her abortificants, in disguise of fertility potions.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Abortifascists, I should have known :toughguy:

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Urdnot Fire posted:

She can get Dacey Mormont's axe to the tummy :unsmigghh:

BTW, GRRM himself has stated that the differing description of Jeyne in AFFC was just because he forgot the details of what she looked like.

Dacey noooo don't remind me :(

~just one of the guys, forever in my heart~

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
So, I bet a buddy $5 that they will include "Don't cut my hair, Ned loves my hair". He is convinced that the line is no where near as popular with the general fandom as it is with us. I think it's a seminal moment, and may even be the end of the episode.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
I have no idea how they are going to pull of Catelyn's utter break from reality without it looking melodramatic. Without her thoughts, Catelyn clawing her face and laughing like a lunatic might not have the impact its supposed to.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

In It For The Tank posted:

I have no idea how they are going to pull of Catelyn's utter break from reality without it looking melodramatic. Without her thoughts, Catelyn clawing her face and screaming/laughing like a lunatic might not have the impact its supposed to.

Maybe they'll go the opposite way? Just completely catatonic.

The Riddle of Feel
Feb 2, 2013

The obvious alternative is for her to go :black101: and take out like ten dudes before they drop her. Basically make her the Greatjon Smalljon.

Bulletproof Tiger
Nov 2, 2010
I bet that they do have the "Ned loves my hair" line, but I think Sandor fake killing Arya will be the episode end. I also predict that they'll reveal that Arya's not dead in episode 10, but it's too good a troll not to include at the end of this ep.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
I WANT OBERYN MARTELL YOU FUCKS AND HE HAD BETTER BE loving AWESOME.




Not to sound irate or anything. Also, my WSAD bit of the keyboard needs a clean.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Urdnot Fire posted:


BTW, GRRM himself has stated that the differing description of Jeyne in AFFC was just because he forgot the details of what she looked like.
Yeah, but can you trust that guy?

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

rejutka posted:

I WANT OBERYN MARTELL YOU FUCKS AND HE HAD BETTER BE loving AWESOME.




Not to sound irate or anything. Also, my WSAD bit of the keyboard needs a clean.
He's going to be the audience's favorite character in season 4. You know all the scenes they added with the Queen of Thorns this season? Imagine those cranked up to 11. Oberyn's gonna flirt with Cersei and then lay a sick burn about not being her brother when she rejects him, and then he'll skateboard into Tywin's office and kick his feet up on his desk (they'll include a blink and you'll miss it shot of him slipping poison into Tywin's cup). They're basically going to make his death as crushing as Ned's and the Red Wedding, if not moreso.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Urdnot Fire posted:

He's going to be the audience's favorite character in season 4. You know all the scenes they added with the Queen of Thorns this season? Imagine those cranked up to 11. Oberyn's gonna flirt with Cersei and then lay a sick burn about not being her brother when she rejects him, and then he'll skateboard into Tywin's office and kick his feet up on his desk (they'll include a blink and you'll miss it shot of him slipping poison into Tywin's cup). They're basically going to make his death as crushing as Ned's and the Red Wedding, if not moreso.

Trigger warning please

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Urdnot Fire posted:

He's going to be the audience's favorite character in season 4.

Well, yeah. He has the brain of Tyrion and the martial skills of Jaime. He is a character that, at worst, you piss away*.




*WHERE THE gently caress IS RINGO OBERYN?

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Gentlegoons, do we have a strategy in place this weekend leading up to Sunday night to hardcore troll show viewers? Not with outright spoilers, but with just a building, teasing, stroking sort of trolling that just coaxes everything up and then finally out in a huge, edifying, oozing rush?

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

SaviourX posted:

Gentlegoons, do we have a strategy in place this weekend leading up to Sunday night to hardcore troll show viewers? Not with outright spoilers, but with just a building, teasing, stroking sort of trolling that just coaxes everything up and then finally out in a huge, edifying, oozing rush?

Seems like we're banking on them psyching themselves up since episode 9 is always the "poo poo goes down" episode, and staying out of the way lest we tip them off to Robb and Catelyn and everyone aligned with the Starks dying.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I don't know about you guys, but if they show Robb-wind in the beginning of episode 10 then that Imgur folder is getting dumped.

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kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Gentlegoons, I believe we're near peak merchandising for Game of Thrones.



Wonder when they'll introduce house sigil condoms?

Season 3 should end with a five-minute shot of Joffrey sitting on the iron throne staring at the camera looking as smug as possible.

I thought those were POGs

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