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Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

I'm guessing some kinda Aztec thing.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 03:35

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:08

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Huntersoninski posted:

Stairway to goatse.

Love that song.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 04:06

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Seen on Reddit/Imgur with no explanation other than "son gives his dad a tattoo." I can't find any other information about it. If it's real, seems like a pretty bad idea.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 04:49

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

It doesn't really look any worse than the rest of what we can see.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 05:13

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Seen on Reddit/Imgur with no explanation other than "son gives his dad a tattoo." I can't find any other information about it. If it's real, seems like a pretty bad idea.

It's a much better idea than having one of the "real tattoo artists" we've seen in this thread do a terrible job of tattooing the boy's name. At least this way it has sentimental value.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 05:25

Aerdan: Apr 14, 2012; Not Dennis NEDry

This seems like the kind of thing the Make A Wish Foundation would arrange, but GIS by image isn't turning up anything useful.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 10:01

Skinny King Pimp: Aug 25, 2011; Skinny Queen Wimp

I think I've seen that before, and the story is something like the dad is a tattoo artist and let his son tattoo his name on his leg using a professional tattoo machine and in a tattoo shop (maybe at his house, but everything in the picture is nonporous, so reminds me of a tattoo shop). So really, it's just cute as hell that he'd let his son do that.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 11:00

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Sadistic Ink is a good name for a shop because whoever lets "shrooms" tattoo them has got to be a sadist.

Edit: I just did some googling and I hit the motherload. Here is shrooms portfolio

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.435829333163538.1073741827.435828489830289&type=1

deedee megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 14:35 on Sep 18, 2013

# ? Sep 18, 2013 14:32

Wendell: May 11, 2003

Geolicious posted:

I can't help but love that Bobby Hill tattoo. I wish it were done a little better, but it still kinda owns.

It's quite well done, though.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 15:12

TunaSpleen: Jan 27, 2007; How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?; Grimey Drawer

Wendell posted:

It's quite well done, though.

I thought the line thickness was inconsistent throughout and the frill on the bottom looked bigger than the rest of the border, which is pretty fundamental stuff.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 17:25

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

HatfulOfHollow posted:

Sadistic Ink is a good name for a shop because whoever lets "shrooms" tattoo them has got to be a sadist.

Edit: I just did some googling and I hit the motherload. Here is shrooms portfolio

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.435829333163538.1073741827.435828489830289&type=1

I like how he zooms in on each piece to show the detail :psyduck:

# ? Sep 18, 2013 17:55

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

HatfulOfHollow posted:

Sadistic Ink is a good name for a shop because whoever lets "shrooms" tattoo them has got to be a sadist.

Edit: I just did some googling and I hit the motherload. Here is shrooms portfolio

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.435829333163538.1073741827.435828489830289&type=1

How did he gently caress up the climbing panther? It looks like it is the same exact design of a temporary tattoo that I wore for a day in middle school. Except that his version is incredibly muddy.

fullroundaction posted:

I like how he zooms in on each piece to show the detail

Yeah. It's like he made his lovely portfolio just for us! :iamafag:

# ? Sep 18, 2013 20:51

bummer dude: Jun 20, 2004; duuuude

HatfulOfHollow posted:

Sadistic Ink is a good name for a shop because whoever lets "shrooms" tattoo them has got to be a sadist.

Edit: I just did some googling and I hit the motherload. Here is shrooms portfolio

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.435829333163538.1073741827.435828489830289&type=1

i'm pretty sure the person getting the tattoo would be a masochist - unless they really get off on the pain shrooms experiences by sucking so bad

# ? Sep 18, 2013 22:41

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

I have no idea if it's supposed to look this way, or if it's just infected, but jesus christ.

Oh, I got that it was a zombie. But the colors are just...yikes.
vv

hyperhazard has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Sep 19, 2013

# ? Sep 18, 2013 23:50

Solid Cake: Jan 17, 2008; TRAPPED IN QUANTUM CHOCOLATE SINGULARITY!
SEND HELP!; Pillbug

It's Hello Kitty as a zombie. She's even saying 'I love brains'. Looks bloody awful. It could be infected and we wouldn't be able to tell.

# ? Sep 18, 2013 23:57

LeafHouse: Apr 22, 2008; That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

CrackSpider posted:

It's Hello Kitty as a zombie. She's even saying 'I love brains'. Looks bloody awful. It could be infected and we wouldn't be able to tell.

Though, it would be awesome if this is how infected tattoos looked.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 01:02

The Monkey Man: Jun 10, 2012; HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

I thought that she was supposed to be Spongebob Squarepants at first.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 01:30

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Wrong thread.

Bored has a new favorite as of 05:35 on Sep 19, 2013

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:26

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 09:50

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

This is the most world-weary ~~heraldic eagle~~ "German Bird":

I didn't realize you could get burnt out on being a lovely tattoo, but man, he's fuckin' done.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 11:39

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Antivehicular posted:

This is the most world-weary ~~heraldic eagle~~ "German Bird":

I didn't realize you could get burnt out on being a lovely tattoo, but man, he's fuckin' done.

How anyone could possibly look that depressed when their crown is on such a jaunty angle is beyond me.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:42

GrandMaster: Aug 15, 2004; laidback

HatfulOfHollow posted:

Sadistic Ink is a good name for a shop because whoever lets "shrooms" tattoo them has got to be a sadist.

Edit: I just did some googling and I hit the motherload. Here is shrooms portfolio

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.435829333163538.1073741827.435828489830289&type=1

Theres an album there named famous clients... Who the gently caress are those people?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 13:56

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

GrandMaster posted:

Theres an album there named famous clients... Who the gently caress are those people?

One of them is this Insane Clown Posse inspired rapper with 100 likes on facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Psycho-So-Matic/134027613446369

Edit: The girl with the glassess and the nautical star on her chest appears to be some kind of local alt model. And Juggalo.

Edit: So is the girl in the pot hat.

Tears In A Vial has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Sep 19, 2013

# ? Sep 19, 2013 17:11

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Sorbus posted:

I actually really like this one, but it doesn't look like it's finished. At least their tattoo is only bad-by-virtue-of-looking-unfinished and not just bad-bad? :shrug:

If that's how it was supposed to be then eh, but another session with that piece with some color and detail work would be pretty loving awesome

# ? Sep 19, 2013 17:21

Sorbus: Apr 1, 2010

death .cab for qt posted:

I actually really like this one, but it doesn't look like it's finished. At least their tattoo is only bad-by-virtue-of-looking-unfinished and not just bad-bad?

If that's how it was supposed to be then eh, but another session with that piece with some color and detail work would be pretty loving awesome

http://vesatattoo.kuvat.fi/kuvat/

This is the artist's gallery. Yeah I think it's going to be awesome when finished

# ? Sep 19, 2013 18:17

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

My brother is getting a tattoo and I've been helping him research shops near where he lives. A friend of his recommended the artist who gave us this masterpiece:

# ? Sep 19, 2013 20:46

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

comets! posted:

hahahahahaha

# ? Sep 19, 2013 21:14

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Mayor Dave posted:

My brother is getting a tattoo and I've been helping him research shops near where he lives. A friend of his recommended the artist who gave us this masterpiece:

That is one hardcore pirate! He must get in a lot of skirmishes based on his bloodied nose!

# ? Sep 19, 2013 21:17

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

Palpek posted:

This is loving amazing.

They even went to great lengths to give her a younger, sexier face.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 21:38

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Palpek posted:

This is going to be great when the guy's leg hair grows back, and she ends up looking like Chewbacca.

# ? Sep 20, 2013 00:32

TunaSpleen: Jan 27, 2007; How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?; Grimey Drawer

At least with the leg hair nobody will be able to see her lazy eye.

# ? Sep 20, 2013 01:40

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Mayor Dave posted:

My brother is getting a tattoo and I've been helping him research shops near where he lives. A friend of his recommended the artist who gave us this masterpiece:

I can't stop laughing at this. I don't know if it is the pirates drag queen make up, his Rosie the Riveter head scarf, his village people moustache or just his goofy teeth.

# ? Sep 20, 2013 04:36

RazorBunny: May 23, 2007; Sometimes I feel like this.

It struck me as a vaguely racist interpretation of a Cossack.

# ? Sep 20, 2013 05:12

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Whatever it's supposed to be, I can't hate it. It's just so goofy looking.

# ? Sep 20, 2013 05:29

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

RazorBunny posted:

It struck me as a vaguely racist interpretation of a Cossack.

Me too.

# ? Sep 20, 2013 05:39

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

RazorBunny posted:

It struck me as a vaguely racist interpretation of a Cossack.

His title for the picture is "Sailor Jerry Design". Have some more from his portfolio:

"Spider Web Elbow"

"Horiyoshi"

"Sailor Jerry Portrait"

# ? Sep 20, 2013 05:43

Autechresaint: Jan 25, 2012

Mayor Dave posted:

My brother is getting a tattoo and I've been helping him research shops near where he lives. A friend of his recommended the artist who gave us this masterpiece:

My first thought was Groucho Marx as a pirate, disappointed that isn't actually the case.

# ? Sep 20, 2013 06:02