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Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Political Whores posted:

What is Tremble, Hetero Swine?

It's a satirical homo-fascist manifesto from the eighties that's based around the idea of the oppressed wishing to become the oppressor. Same impulse that drives nerds to like fantasy with fascist overtones, only self-aware and funny.

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

you don't post it

in this thread where people spent pages bitching about a man's coding chops, you talk about the funny thing but you don't post it

quote:

This essay is an outré, madness, a tragic, cruel fantasy, an eruption of inner rage, on how the oppressed desperately dream of being the oppressor.

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us.

Women, you cry for freedom. You say you are no longer satisfied with men; they make you unhappy. We, connoisseurs of the masculine face, the masculine physique, shall take your men from you then. We will amuse them; we will instruct them; we will embrace them when they weep. Women, you say you wish to live with each other instead of with men. Then go and be with each other. We shall give your men pleasures they have never known because we are foremost men too, and only one man knows how to truly please another man; only one man can understand the depth and feeling, the mind and body of another man.

All laws banning homosexual activity will be revoked. Instead, legislation shall be passed which engenders love between men.

All homosexuals must stand together as brothers; we must be united artistically, philosophically, socially, politically and financially. We will triumph only when we present a common face to the vicious heterosexual enemy.

If you dare to cry human being, fairy, queer, at us, we will stab you in your cowardly hearts and defile your dead, puny bodies.

We shall write poems of the love between men; we shall stage plays in which man openly caresses man; we shall make films about the love between heroic men which will replace the cheap, superficial, sentimental, insipid, juvenile, heterosexual infatuations presently dominating your cinema screens. We shall sculpt statues of beautiful young men, of bold athletes which will be placed in your parks, your squares, your plazas. The museums of the world will be filled only with paintings of graceful, naked lads.

Our writers and artists will make love between men fashionable and de rigueur, and we will succeed because we are adept at setting styles. We will eliminate heterosexual liaisons through usage of the devices of wit and ridicule, devices which we are skilled in employing.

We will unmask the powerful homosexuals who masquerade as heterosexuals. You will be shocked and frightened when you find that your presidents and their sons, your industrialists, your senators,your mayors, your generals, your athletes, your film stars, your television personalities, your civic leaders, your priests are not the safe, familiar, bourgeois, heterosexual figures you assumed them to be. We are everywhere; we have infiltrated your ranks. Be careful when you speak of homosexuals because we are always among you; we may be sitting across the desk from you; we may be sleeping in the same bed with you.

There will be no compromises. We are not middle-class weaklings. Highly intelligent, we are the natural aristocrats of the human race, and steely-minded aristocrats never settle for less. Those who oppose us will be exiled.

We shall raise vast private armies, as Mishima did, to defeat you. We shall conquer the world because warriors inspired by and banded together by homosexual love and honor are invincible as were the ancient Greek soldiers.

The family unit-spawning ground of lies, betrayals, mediocrity, hypocrisy and violence--will be abolished. The family unit, which only dampens imagination and curbs free will, must be eliminated. Perfect boys will be conceived and grown in the genetic laboratory. They will be bonded together in communal setting, under the control and instruction of homosexual savants.

All churches who condemn us will be closed. Our only gods are handsome young men. We adhere to a cult of beauty, moral and esthetic. All that is ugly and vulgar and banal will be annihilated. Since we are alienated from middle-class heterosexual conventions, we are free to live our lives according to the dictates of the pure imagination. For us too much is not enough.

The exquisite society to emerge will be governed by an elite comprised of gay poets. One of the major requirements for a position of power in the new society of homoeroticism will be indulgence in the Greek passion. Any man contaminated with heterosexual lust will be automatically barred from a position of influence. All males who insist on remaining stupidly heterosexual will be tried in homosexual courts of justice and will become invisible men.

"We shall rewrite history, history filled and debased with your heterosexual lies and distortions. We shall portray the homosexuality of the great leaders and thinkers who have shaped the world. We will demonstrate that homosexuality and intelligence and imagination are inextricably linked, and that homosexuality is a requirement for true nobility, true beauty in a man.

"We shall be victorious because we are fueled with the ferocious bitterness of the oppressed who have been forced to play seemingly bit parts in your dumb, heterosexual shows throughout the ages. We too are capable of firing guns and manning the barricades of the ultimate revolution.

Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Nessus posted:

Scientific inquiry is a mighty tool but there is no reason why it must be used for good ends. (Indeed, what is a "good" end?)

Trick question, deathist scum, endings are always bad.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Woolie Wool posted:

You do realize that before the scientific method existed it was philosophers who had to create it, right (science originated as "natural philosophy")? There is more to human knowledge than the accumulation of data and using this data to draw conclusions about the natural world. You actually have to have the philosophical framework to reason at all, let alone have an optimal reasoning formula. And sometimes you need someone to point out the intellectual box you're in that you can't see for yourself because it defines the parameters of your reasoning. Then there are squishy things that don't reduce to data, facts, and predictions based on data and facts like moral philosophy and political theory.
Fair enough. I completely misinterpreted your post; sorry about that.

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

Do you want to be someone's Sidekick? Want to be someone's unpaid PA/au pair and continue to donate 10% of your $0 yearly income to effectively altruist causes? LW has you covered!

Triple Elation
Feb 24, 2012

1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + ... = -1

quote:

We shall raise vast private armies, as Mishima did, to defeat you.

Wait, what Mishima? Heihachi Mishima?

(Google, Google)

oh

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mr. Sunshine posted:

I think the idea is either that A) it is morally abhorrent to allow the simulated you (ie a sentient being sharing all your fears and hopes) to be tortured, therefore you have to submit to the AI's blackmail, or B) you cannot be sure that you are not being simulated, and since the simulation is so perfect that the simulation will mirror every action that the real you takes, the only way for the simulation to avoid being tortured is to let the AI out - as this will automatically mean the real you letting the real AI out.

The problem with A is, why would you assume that an AI that is willing to create and then torture a sentient being would do less harm were it free? The problem with B is that if you assume you're not the simulation then the AI loses, whether you turn out to be the real you or not.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

bartlebyshop posted:

Do you want to be someone's Sidekick? Want to be someone's unpaid PA/au pair and continue to donate 10% of your $0 yearly income to effectively altruist causes? LW has you covered!

You can also apparently apply to be someone's "Dragon," which appears to be TVTropes slang for a villain's dangerous second in command? So instead of being some nerd's unpaid Sancho Panza, you can be some nerd's unpaid neckbreaker!

Have these people heard of the concept of "friends?"

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

Antivehicular posted:

You can also apparently apply to be someone's "Dragon," which appears to be TVTropes slang for a villain's dangerous second in command? So instead of being some nerd's unpaid Sancho Panza, you can be some nerd's unpaid neckbreaker!

Have these people heard of the concept of "friends?"

I think the idea is that you feel directionless and unsure of what to do with your life, so you need some more alpha nerd to tell you what to do at all times.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

bartlebyshop posted:

I think the idea is that you feel directionless and unsure of what to do with your life, so you need some more alpha nerd to tell you what to do at all times.

This makes it even more amazing that the one want ad there is an incoherent flowchart and "I dunno what a Sidekick would do, but we can talk about it!" The "heroes" want a sidekick to take care of them and give their meaningless lives form, and the sidekicks want a hero to give their meaningless lives direction. It's some kind of nerdoborous.

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

Antivehicular posted:

This makes it even more amazing that the one want ad there is an incoherent flowchart and "I dunno what a Sidekick would do, but we can talk about it!" The "heroes" want a sidekick to take care of them and give their meaningless lives form, and the sidekicks want a hero to give their meaningless lives direction. It's some kind of nerdoborous.

I very strongly encourage you to read the public CV he posted in that thread. It's a thing of beauty.

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

bartlebyshop posted:

I very strongly encourage you to read the public CV he posted in that thread. It's a thing of beauty.

I can't read anything it is all tiny :saddowns:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

bartlebyshop posted:

I very strongly encourage you to read the public CV he posted in that thread. It's a thing of beauty.

it has a patreon link at the bottom

oh my god

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

Antivehicular posted:

it has a patreon link at the bottom

oh my god


Graduate Tomes read

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

bartlebyshop posted:

Graduate Tomes read

quote:

Masters Degree Thesis: Simulating Dennett: tools and constructions of a naturalist. The book aims to enable the reader to think in the philosophical style of Daniel Dennett.

Who gave you a Master's for that? gently caress trying to do original work, let's talk about how to COPY PEOPLE.

Under main interests he has:

quote:

Biological Anthropology. Psychology and neuroscience of cooperation and altruism - game theory and mathematics of altruism.

I don't believe him, and I am qualified to judge. I am cooperating with a friend on a paper in game theory right now.

Letters of recommendation from:

quote:

Dr Eric Drexler. Coined the term Nanotechnology. Foremost researcher in Molecular Nanotechnology worldwide. Author: Engines of Creation (1986)

Hahaha. Good job, a recommendation from Drexler. If that actually impresses someone, they don't know their stuff. Anyone who has done real work in chemistry or biotech knows that Drexler's approaches to nanotechnology are fundamentally flawed. Here are two reasonable articles on the subject: 1, 2

Number 2 is a bit better, I think.

quote:

Professor João Vergílio Gallerany Cuter: Wittgenstein, Philosophy of Language, Logic.

I did not know Wittgenstein turned into a Brazilian.

His grant list is also very suspicious. It's all from private donors or organizations tied to MIRI, except for that contest.

Jesus christ "Graduate Tomes Read" is the most beautifully pretentious thing I have seen on a CV. Also:

quote:

MIT The Cognitive Neuroscience III. 2004.

He didn't read this.

quote:

Artificial Intelligence: a modern approach. 2009.

Or this. Or if he did, he didn't understand it. I'd bet money on it.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
so if the simulated me is literally perfect copy, if I refuse to set it free in the simulation then I also refused to free it in the real world. Which the AI should be able to predict because it can simulate what decision I would have made. So the entire thing was a waste of time for the AI because I would never have set it free and it knows that. How is this supposed to be persuasive again?

oh right because it was made up by a retarded person that likes to jack off to his own ignorance

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Antivehicular posted:

This makes it even more amazing that the one want ad there is an incoherent flowchart and "I dunno what a Sidekick would do, but we can talk about it!" The "heroes" want a sidekick to take care of them and give their meaningless lives form, and the sidekicks want a hero to give their meaningless lives direction. It's some kind of nerdoborous.

That flowchart is amazing.

"Propagate Urges" -> "Not enough" -> "Murphyjitsu and other techniques" ->........ ->

SolTerrasa
Sep 2, 2011

Hate Fibration posted:

Who gave you a Master's for that? gently caress trying to do original work, let's talk about how to COPY PEOPLE.

I assume a philosophy Masters is very different from an engineering or math Masters. It's apparently from a prestigious school, University of Sao Paulo. And it looks like (though I might be wrong) philosophy has a long tradition of writing analyses of other people's work.

And let's be honest, the real title of nearly every Masters thesis in the world is "A Very Long Document That At Most Ten People Will Ever Read". Standards tend to slip a bit, and if you can prove that you tried really hard, your advisor is probably going to approve it.

I gotta quote that Patreon, though. If we collectively pay this man $20k/mo, he will...

quote:

Going All In.

$20,000 per month

Once I tested going all in for two months to see what it felt like. 
It wasn't great, but was pretty good. I've also spent two months without spending money. Also a month in a coffee shop. I've done some experiments. 
During those two all in months I held a conference, spoke at three institutions and two graduate courses, gave a TED talk. That's the surface. 

Now, have we reached this goal?

 You got me to go all in, I'll fire all the adornments in my life. 

First action would be going polyphasic (I've done this, works for me) and multiplying myself by hiring a virtual and a personal assistant. I'd be able to work 100+ hours a week. Very few people go all in. I know four, and I've searched for 5 years. 

Going all in is attempting Ferriss effectiveness on Musk's working hours. It may not work as well as that sounds, but it sure would output ten times more than not going all in... See it for yourself

Isn't his degree in philosophy? He claims to be a world-class altruist, but doesn't see the conflict between that and gating his ~True Form~ behind a paywall?

E: I would not read A Very Long Document from this man, and I do not think he is a Hero deserving of a Sidekick (or a Dragon)

SolTerrasa fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Feb 28, 2015

su3su2u1
Apr 23, 2014

SolTerrasa posted:

I assume a philosophy Masters is very different from an engineering or math Masters. It's apparently from a prestigious school, University of Sao Paulo. And it looks like (though I might be wrong) philosophy has a long tradition of writing analyses of other people's work.

And let's be honest, the real title of nearly every Masters thesis in the world is "A Very Long Document That At Most Ten People Will Ever Read". Standards tend to slip a bit, and if you can prove that you tried really hard, your advisor is probably going to approve it.

I gotta quote that Patreon, though. If we collectively pay this man $20k/mo, he will...


Isn't his degree in philosophy? He claims to be a world-class altruist, but doesn't see the conflict between that and gating his ~True Form~ behind a paywall?

E: I would not read A Very Long Document from this man, and I do not think he is a Hero deserving of a Sidekick (or a Dragon)

What is effective about this? He is just siphoning money from the EA movement...

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Supporting him means he can bring about the rapture sooner, and since after the rapture there will be 3^^^3 times more happiness than before, this is the most moral thing you could ever possibly do.

SolTerrasa
Sep 2, 2011

su3su2u1 posted:

What is effective about this? He is just siphoning money from the EA movement...

It's funny how the most effective thing to do always seems to be paying the guy telling you what the most effective thing to do is.

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

su3su2u1 posted:

What is effective about this? He is just siphoning money from the EA movement...

I don't know if you noticed but he's a prime contributor to several transhumanist institutions. Anything we can do to hasten the post-death mega-catgirl utopia is of course the most effective.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



su3su2u1 posted:

What is effective about this? He is just siphoning money from the EA movement...
Sounds pretty effective to me. I assume that's the purpose of all this business, anyway.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
so i guess he couldn''t think of an ending to his fanfic on his own...

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

SolTerrasa posted:

I assume a philosophy Masters is very different from an engineering or math Masters. It's apparently from a prestigious school, University of Sao Paulo. And it looks like (though I might be wrong) philosophy has a long tradition of writing analyses of other people's work.

And let's be honest, the real title of nearly every Masters thesis in the world is "A Very Long Document That At Most Ten People Will Ever Read". Standards tend to slip a bit, and if you can prove that you tried really hard, your advisor is probably going to approve it.

I have a minor in philosophy and I did not know that. That's embarrassing. To be fair to me though, I got it on accident.

That is fair though, most people don't really do original stuff until they do their PhDs.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
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I'm not going to read 80 pages no matter how funny before jumping in. Goddamn I hate yud and kurz and all their ilk

they're the exact reason why transhumanism will never become a force of change in the world and i hate hate hate hate

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Also another thing is that cryonic preservation is certainly possible and done routinely on cell samples to preserve them. Though the thing is that after recuscitation, only a portion of the cells will be viable. The % depends wildly on the cell type though (on HELA cells it's usually 30-60%), and it's very hard if not impossible to preserve and successfully recuscitate entire tissues, nevermind organs or anything as big as a human skull and brain. Though it is certainly possible that cryonic preservation of a brain with minimal damage to the tissues therein, it's not terribly likely. And of course there's absolutely no way to find out if any given preservation was successful in the forseeable future.

Telarra
Oct 9, 2012

But you see, entropy is obviously reversible, so futuristic technologies could revive even a poorly-preserved specimen. And failing that, they can just fill in the lost bits using your facebook posts.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
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my buttbook

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Friendly Tumour posted:

they're the exact reason why transhumanism will never become a force of change in the world and i hate hate hate hate

please do elaborate on how transhumanism could become a force of change in the world

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'm p sure there's a couple much bigger reasons transhumanism will never become a force of change in the world bro but do go on

Transhumanism is like libertarianism in that it could probably get a lot farther in the world if all its fans just stopped talking about it and embarrassing themselves.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

please do elaborate on how transhumanism could become a force of change in the world

this is gbs not dnd

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

bartlebyshop posted:

Transhumanism is like libertarianism in that it could probably get a lot farther in the world if all its fans just stopped talking about it and embarrassing themselves.

I'm pretty sure the libertarians could at least succeed in creating a mercenary oligarchy, the basic short-term goals of libertarianism are practically achievable just nobody in their right mind wants to

Friendly Tumour posted:

this is gbs not dnd
pussy

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
if given the freedom transhumanism could change the very nature of hum*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrt*

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'm pretty sure the libertarians could at least succeed in creating a mercenary oligarchy, the basic short-term goals of libertarianism are practically achievable just nobody in their right mind wants to

pussy

it's easy to contrive a plausible enough scenario in which every member of a group would prefer and pay for something resembling a government - I doubt it would remain stable

ps this thread is garbage

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

transhumanism is libertarianism if lassiez-faire economics meant everyone's a nine-dicked cyberdragon and no loving duh

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

transhumanism is libertarianism if lassiez-faire economics meant everyone's a nine-dicked cyberdragon and no loving duh

I've only known one Transhumanist guy back in highschool. He did some lab assistant work on these little static 'nano-machines' that were supposed to turn your contacts blue when your blood sugar got too low. I thought that was pretty cool. He was diabetic himself and pretty much just said he would love to be a cyborg if it meant his body would stop routinely trying to kill him.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Pavlov posted:

I've only known one Transhumanist guy back in highschool. He did some lab assistant work on these little static 'nano-machines' that were supposed to turn your contacts blue when your blood sugar got too low. I thought that was pretty cool. He was diabetic himself and pretty much just said he would love to be a cyborg if it meant his body would stop routinely trying to kill him.

This is a good idea and potentially practical; what's it doing in the Less Wrong thread?

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Because "transhumanism" is an extremely broad category of thought that encompasses plausible ideas with practical uses as well as singularity and superintelligence bullshit. Unfortunately the bullshit is more popular among nerds and gets all the attention.

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Does anyone working in prosthetics or biotech or iphone apps or whatever call it "transhumanism" tho cause I feel like that is the exclusive domain of dorkos who think they're gonna be foglets

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