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Why do YOU continue to watch Monday Night RAW?
This poll is closed.
I enjoy the storytelling 14 3.60%
I enjoy the athleticism 18 4.63%
I enjoy standing up for WWE 9 2.31%
I enjoy tater tots 37 9.51%
I enjoy magic beans 26 6.68%
I enjoy succatash 19 4.88%
I enjoy having something to flip to between plays on Monday Night Football 17 4.37%
I enjoy having something to flip to during commercials on NCIS 7 1.80%
I enjoy Foochs' attempts at optimism 42 10.80%
I enjoy FartBlood's attempts at erotica 17 4.37%
I enjoy hatewatching 58 14.91%
I hate enjoywatching 27 6.94%
I enjoy waiting for the off-chance that MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR will appear 51 13.11%
I enjoy passing the time until Lucha Underground Season 2 kicks off 47 12.08%
Total: 152 votes
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Vince missed that they were back from commercial :laugh:

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

"I would like to announce that I am wishing everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums the best in their future endeavors."

My career was over before it began :(

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

get your rear end down here!

and use the goddamn ramp!

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
STAGE :o

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

"let the bastard sweat" - man who fired a wrestler for saying 'pricks' in a dark match this month

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
i hope this is the end of roman's entrance through the crowd

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

DeepDickPizza posted:

Vince looks like one of those rubber horror puppets from the Land of Confusion video.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
They need to change Roman's theme really really soon.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Dango Bango posted:

Vince missed that they were back from commercial :laugh:

The commercial missed that it was supposed to continue until Vince was ready

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Vince: "You're not sweating enough. Go back and do it again! Come on let's go we don't have all night!"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lol if you think Bo and Truth had any idea that was gonna happen during their match

FakePoet
Feb 6, 2006

Woo. Pig. Sooie.


Hot Rope Guy
"You can keep your job, Roman. You just have to beat Brock at the Rumble."

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
New-ish entrance maybe?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dr. rear end posted:

"when the hell did this show become three hours? how do you bastards even fill that much time?"

"I've been here ten minutes, I'm already bored and exhausted"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Fenrir posted:

Suddenly New Day has literally every title in the company, somehow even the Divas.

I could see them coming out in drag trying to convince people they're new Divas. Then, following that promo, they walk back on stage as themselves and say "WOW! Did you see them?"

Write that into the Goon-written shows.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Fire him irl

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
vince is loving tall

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

This the part where Roman gets nailed to a cross and carried off somewhere?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

My career was over before it began :(

The good news is Court Bauer has already left 15 messages on your answer phone. The bad news is that he wants you to do a show with Disco Inferno.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Vince doesn't know who Roman is. He's never at gorilla position.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Fenrir posted:

Suddenly New Day has literally every title in the company, somehow even the Divas.

Even the ones that have been retired.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








so i wonder if vince is too old to take a bump

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
suffering succotash

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Crowd pops for Reigns and then "whats" Vince

Truly the worst crowd ever

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

DeepDickPizza posted:

Vince looks like one of those rubber horror puppets from the Land of Confusion video.

lol goddamn

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Roman looks like he's been sweating a lot

bartok
May 10, 2006



Sigma posted:

We take you back to an old man having a conversation with an invisible man

Clint Eastwood is going to guest host RAW?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Tweak posted:

so i wonder if vince is too old to take a bump

Not from Roman. He is too strong.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

sonicice posted:

Fire him irl

please monkey's paw, give me this one

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Tweak posted:

so i wonder if vince is too old to take a bump

never stopped mae young

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
I can't decide if Vince looks old and frail, or if he looks like an eternal meat puppet that will outlive us all.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








the new, "kiss my bare rear end" is say you're sorry

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

make him join the kiss my rear end club!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BARK LIKE A DOG

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

i missed vince :allears:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

nooneofconsequence posted:

make him join the kiss my rear end club!

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

TEGGS posted:

Even the ones that have been retired.

Even the ones from long dead territories.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

kiss it

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
hey sweet one of the best talkers in wrestling with one of the worst in the ring at the same time

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