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Why do YOU continue to watch Monday Night RAW?
This poll is closed.
I enjoy the storytelling 14 3.60%
I enjoy the athleticism 18 4.63%
I enjoy standing up for WWE 9 2.31%
I enjoy tater tots 37 9.51%
I enjoy magic beans 26 6.68%
I enjoy succatash 19 4.88%
I enjoy having something to flip to between plays on Monday Night Football 17 4.37%
I enjoy having something to flip to during commercials on NCIS 7 1.80%
I enjoy Foochs' attempts at optimism 42 10.80%
I enjoy FartBlood's attempts at erotica 17 4.37%
I enjoy hatewatching 58 14.91%
I hate enjoywatching 27 6.94%
I enjoy waiting for the off-chance that MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR will appear 51 13.11%
I enjoy passing the time until Lucha Underground Season 2 kicks off 47 12.08%
Total: 152 votes
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DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Mauro Ranallo is backstage at RAW. He should interview Vince.

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Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Codependent Poster posted:

SUCCOTASH
MAGIC BEANS
TATER TOTS
PRUNES

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

I figured out why Roman's food jokes suck.

He only makes jokes about fruits and veggies. He's got no protein to add muscle.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

DeepDickPizza posted:

The guy getting kicked in the dick before losing yet another Title match?

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

I may have posted prematurely.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Glad to see USA advertising a really pro graps show

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Shima Honnou posted:

It';s okay thought Roman looks ultra strong getting slapped and kicked in the nuts a lot

Even when they want to push someone they manage to gently caress it up, simply amazing.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Are they going to do the win by DQ to avoid the loss stipulation thing again?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Roman Reigns has joined the "talk about balls" club

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I turned it on cause I heard Vince was on and wow that was something alright.

Remember all the times Vince just completely owned Austin and Austin stood there and took it? Reigns is totally going to get over the same way

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Erebus posted:

Roman Reigns Visits the Grocery Store

"Heh, these are like balls. Heh, these are like balls. Heh, these are like balls."

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol british commercials just have outright furry poo poo now in them

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

Blasmeister posted:

Are they going to do the win by DQ to avoid the loss stipulation thing again?

he said he has to win the title so probably not

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Roman Reigns has joined the "talk about balls" club

Mah god

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Intruder posted:

"You insulted my manhood, so Im giving you a title match"

Like, I know this is wrestling and all, but why under any circumstances would you do this and not just loving fire the guy

and have your security or whatever mace him and break his hands on the way out if you really want a beating

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
"Look at that. We made people like Roman last night so let's get the title on him before NXT has a better show than us this week."

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Blasmeister posted:

Are they going to do the win by DQ to avoid the loss stipulation thing again?

"If you don't win the championship, you're fired"

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


theres something happening so this is automatically an upper echelon raw

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

Blasmeister posted:

Are they going to do the win by DQ to avoid the loss stipulation thing again?

I can't think of a recent "win or get fired" match that hasn't ended in the guy being fired, and then returning a week later, with no long-lasting consequence.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Writer Cath posted:

If Roman comes out again tonight, he'll be jabbed by Klingon Pain Sticks being wielded by the Divas division.

It got Worf over, but eventually Worf went right back to jobbing.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Intruder posted:

We still haven't had every member of the McMahon family make Roman look dumb, get Linda and Shane out here

Linda, now there's a woman who knew how to kick people in the dick.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Everyone get their Holiday shopping done?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

StarkRavingMad posted:

so wait, does Roman have to win the belt to stay employed, or just win whether or not Sheamus retains?

COME ON MONKEYS PAW GET THIS FAT TERRIBLE PRUNE-JOKING IDIOT OFF MY SCREEN
Its going to end in DQ

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Intruder posted:

We still haven't had every member of the McMahon family make Roman look dumb, get Linda and Shane out here

Linda stepped down and Shane quit, took his money, and went to China to fail

Both of them doing so because they saw the future and knew exactly how bad things were going to get

Spoiler: it's gonna get worse

bartok
May 10, 2006



Rhonne posted:

Did that make Roman look strong?

See they're not quite mops and they're not quite puppets. So to answer your question, I don't know.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

script written by Vince McMahon and Hans Moleman

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

OldTennisCourt posted:

Everyone get their Holiday shopping done?

I make most of my gifts. I made a bunch of candy today :)

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

lol british commercials just have outright furry poo poo now in them

hot

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Tyma posted:

I can't think of a recent "win or get fired" match that hasn't ended in the guy being fired, and then returning a week later, with no long-lasting consequence.

they're going to make him fit the cena mould if it kills them, yep

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

script written by Vince McMahon and Hans Moleman

It works on so many levels!

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

triplexpac posted:


Remember all the times Vince just completely owned Austin and Austin stood there and took it? Reigns is totally going to get over the same way

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
So what's the chance that Reigns wins the title tonight?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Oh my god, it's a return to the glory of the WM9 gimmick!

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








vince sat at home watching reigns not get over so he decided he had to do it himself

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

oh great League of Nations has its own dumb theme to spare us from two really good ones

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I just realized one option that wasn't considered

Reigns wins the belt tonight, HHH wins the Rumble

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Kuroyama posted:

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

I figured out why Roman's food jokes suck.

He only makes jokes about fruits and veggies. He's got no protein to add muscle.

"Man, Kalisto, after TLC, I thought you had huevos! Turns out all you got is ... uh.... guys what happens to eggs when you dry them"

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
is that the league of nations music? pretty grand

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I'm enjoying Roman's mic work more tonight because he appears to not give a gently caress

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006

triplexpac posted:

I turned it on cause I heard Vince was on and wow that was something alright.

Remember all the times Vince just completely owned Austin and Austin stood there and took it? Reigns is totally going to get over the same way

If it means more Vince then I can't really argue with that push.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

OldTennisCourt posted:

Everyone get their Holiday shopping done?

OH poo poo IS IT THAT MONTH?:

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Erebus posted:

Roman Reigns Visits the Grocery Store

"Heh, these are like balls. Heh, these are like balls. Heh, these are like balls."

i've never realized how badly i want to see this segment

i also would appreciate it if he was suddenly attacked by Stone Cold while he stood admiring the semen milk

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