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jesus WEP posted:there’s a tesla in office car park now. i walk close enough to trigger the thing every time woah woah there are loads of teslas near me, am I gonna have to go gdpr subject access request them all?
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:27 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:woah woah there are loads of teslas near me, am I gonna have to go gdpr subject access request them all?
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:35 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:woah woah there are loads of teslas near me, am I gonna have to go gdpr subject access request them all? 1. Find a used firetruck 2. drive it around 3. no more teslas
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 23:38 |
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Need a map/list of countries and territories with the most/fewest Teslas per person to plan my next move
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 23:41 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:woah woah there are loads of teslas near me, am I gonna have to go gdpr subject access request them all? i don't know if EU countries have class action lawyers like america does, but if so this would be an amazing lawsuit. tesla's server systems are so hosed that i don't see how they could ever pass an audit to prove they deleted all the footage, even if they tried to just do a blanket nuke of all "sentry" cam footage
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:04 |
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Jonny 290 posted:breaking: harley davidson hired tesla dudes quote:They face multiple problems as baby boomer buyers age out of motorcycling and the belief that Millenials apparently have little interest in motorcycling and/or do not have the money to purchase Harley’s machines. I guess because this isn’t business journalism they can dare suggesting the thing: everyone is broke
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:19 |
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millennials are broke, so harley made an electric bike that cost as much as a down payment on a house. for some reason, it didn't sell well
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:24 |
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Even ignoring that issue they're screwed, though, because they have marketed themselves into a corner as expensive toys for aging boomers. I don't think even rich millennials who are into motorcycles are going to want to buy harleys.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:25 |
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and weirdly, the boomers still want loud pipe road hogs that won't immediately smear them on the pavement the second they touch the throttle
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:26 |
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at this point the people that enjoyed the era of harleys they try to nostalgia up have been dead for 20 years. 60s bikers were all shitbag criminals, and anybody age 40-60 spent years riding AMF-built Harleys, some of the most dogfuck awful machines ever shat out of an assembly line
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:26 |
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we could stop making motorcycles that are both the worst and most expensive on the market OR... we could keep selling chrome gewgaws to senior citizens at 5000% markup and duct tape together some electric thing for the [makes face] millennials
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:26 |
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you see a '77 harley for sale for $200, you turn around and run
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:27 |
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Jonny 290 posted:you see a '77 harley for sale for $200, you turn around and run i will always love how barger went on the record in his memoirs that harleys were a mistake.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 02:08 |
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Midjack posted:we should have been on whatever was supposed to be after oil a few decades ago. we got off track somewhere.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 02:19 |
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there isnt anything after oil, it's consumerist propaganda that makes you assume there must be
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 02:26 |
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Gazpacho posted:there isnt anything after oil, it's consumerist propaganda that makes you assume there must be lol
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:04 |
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or more precisely, the thing after oil is men feeding on men
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:07 |
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after oil... there is only death
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:07 |
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just you wait Exxon-Mobil, British Petrol, Royal Dutch Shell, and Saudi Aramco will announce a joint venture to mine comets for organics
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:11 |
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Hydrogen is it, but because there's no way to monopolize it (beyond capitalizing on their existing respective networks of service stations) the oil folks will just keep us addicted to the last drop* *unless Abiotic Oil is real, in which case forget any meaningful investment in alternative propulsion and hello runaway greenhouse
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:30 |
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eschaton posted:just you wait This is about cars, not gin.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 04:59 |
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indigi posted:space trash could help mitigate global warming if there's enough of it so I approve this plan lol I’ve seen the same idea on reddit. build a bunch of mirror satellites and have them chill at a Lagrange point. somehow a better idea than taxing the rich apparently
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:05 |
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i feel like those solutions address two different problems really
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:06 |
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i also feel like reducing the amount of sunlight to hit the earth by enough to materially affect global warming is one of those things that's guaranteed to have unforeseen consequences
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:08 |
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the mass famine as a result of decreased crop growing is in fact an entirely intended consequence
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:10 |
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it turns out it's way easier to reduce global warming by depopulating the global south, and destroying all the nascent rapidly growing industrial economies
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:12 |
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infernal machines posted:i also feel like reducing the amount of sunlight to hit the earth by enough to materially affect global warming is one of those things that's guaranteed to have unforeseen consequences shifting the daylight hours would gently caress the ecosystem up BAD and probably cause mass extinctions pretty quick. speak of extinction and Harley Davidson, HD is selling its merch as a clothing brand for young folks hoping to catch the just passed wave of 70s nostalgia or the current wave of 90s nostalgia, which contains nested 70s nostalgia.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:18 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Hydrogen is it, but because there's no way to monopolize it (beyond capitalizing on their existing respective networks of service stations) the oil folks will just keep us addicted to the last drop* @AynRand{Ve vill build expressvays to the moon!}
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:20 |
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well why not posted:lol I’ve seen the same idea on reddit. build a bunch of mirror satellites and have them chill at a Lagrange point. somehow a better idea than taxing the rich apparently the rich think it’s a better idea because they’d get a bunch of mirror satellites that they can repurpose into a giant mirror any time a national government gets uppity project Archimedes
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:21 |
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infernal machines posted:i also feel like reducing the amount of sunlight to hit the earth by enough to materially affect global warming is one of those things that's guaranteed to have unforeseen consequences cutting the amount of energy entering the earth’s thermodynamic system would gently caress poo poo up like you wouldn’t believe.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:22 |
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i wrote unforeseen, but i meant unintended, and even that's like barely the case
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:29 |
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this is just the first step in deterraforming earth so that we’ll be better prepared for living on mars
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:37 |
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you know, if we just had some weird-rear end meteor land near the tiber river, i think we could solve both these problems at once
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:39 |
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well why not posted:shifting the daylight hours would gently caress the ecosystem up BAD and probably cause mass extinctions pretty quick. i get your drift but lol man we already been doing both them shits in a major way for centuries
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:40 |
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end stage capitalism is destroying birth rates but not fast enough to correct for global warming it’s comforting that the worst horrors of unmitigated climate change will probably be borne by fewer humans than are alive now
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:52 |
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but even they, too, will love the car
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:52 |
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our grandchildren, as they sift the toxic soil for nutrients: sure it sucks but everyone knows men loved a nice big v8
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 07:03 |
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Gazpacho posted:or more precisely, the thing after oil is men feeding on men humanity got lighting from whales and penguins and seals don’t think there’s no reason people won’t light the night after capitalism harvests golden corral country
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 07:49 |
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Jabor posted:the mass famine as a result of decreased crop growing is in fact an entirely intended consequence That’s the super obvious one. Cold‐blooded animals would be hosed. The air around them might be the same temperature it was in pre‐industrial times, but sunning themselves will no longer be as effective. Birds aren’t going to like what it does to thermals. Speaking of air currents, they would shift on continental scales. Blocking sunlight would lead to its own version of climate change. Nightime temperatures would continue to be elevated by the extra‐thick blanket of greenhouse gases; blocking sunlight would do nothing to stop that. Ocean acidification will happen either way. Then there are the photochemical effects, other than on photosynthesis. The rate of breakdown for organic molecules will drop, within the atmosphere, on exposed surfaces, and in the ocean. They say “sunlight makes the best disinfectant”. So much for that. If we had to install an L1 sunshade, it might be preferable to preferentially block long wavelengths to lessen the photochemical effects.
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Platystemon posted:That’s the super obvious one.
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