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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Libluini posted:

Well, if the worst happens, at the least Sanderson can finish another series for us.

Sanderson has actually good books of his own to write.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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You know what, fine. I'll do it. I'll finish the books for gurm. I hope you're all happy now!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

You know what, fine. I'll do it. I'll finish the books for gurm. I hope you're all happy now!

Just don't rape anyone like the last goon who went "lol im gonna rite like grrm". You can clear that low bar... right?

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

nine-gear crow posted:

Just don't rape anyone like the last goon who went "lol im gonna rite like grrm". You can clear that low bar... right?

are you talking about the goon who randomly told an entire thread that they literally wrote the book on fairy torture porn and then linked it? or is this someone else

Beef Stew
Dec 27, 2009

HonorableTB posted:

are you talking about the goon who randomly told an entire thread that they literally wrote the book on fairy torture porn and then linked it? or is this someone else

It was the guy that bragged about getting his straight friends drunk and sexually assaulting them. Which I think is a different dude.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Beef Stew posted:

It was the guy that bragged about getting his straight friends drunk and sexually assaulting them. Which I think is a different dude.

Yeah that's the one.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


i say we draft the sa corey guys to finish it up

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

You know what, fine. I'll do it. I'll finish the books for gurm. I hope you're all happy now!

Excellent! Can you write me in, let me pitch my cool new original character.

He dual wields scimitars and has a magical panther companion.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

VanSandman posted:

Sanderson has actually good books of his own to write.

lmao

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Deptfordx posted:

Excellent! Can you write me in, let me pitch my cool new original character.

He dual wields scimitars and has a magical panther companion.

Deptfordx sounds like a character from Southerous. You're in. Your panther companion's name will be Innocence.

Fun Fact: Pope Innocent made it legal for the Inquisition to burn cat lovers/cats.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

HonorableTB posted:

are you talking about the goon who randomly told an entire thread that they literally wrote the book on fairy torture porn and then linked it? or is this someone else

Think they're talking about this collection of sexfreaks

quote:

What we got now:

A Clash of Kinks


Prologue (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle)
Demtitties (“Demi”) Turduckyen has seen a sign. A purple comet in the sky appears, and her friend and mentor and father figure, Alludio Expositus, suggests that as she is the last of the Dragonkin, she should know of her destiny, which he tells her in a full backstory. Knowing the whole story of the Dragonkin, Demi follows the comet and it leads her to Tumbl'ros, where she discovers 2 dragon's eggs. She adorns her dragon skin suit and in the ancient ritual of her family, she breathes fire, and life, into the eggs, and the mountain splits in half with both dragons emerging from their eggs, fully grown, and flying into the sky. When she returns from the mountain top, the villagers of Tumbl'ros worship her as queen of the Otherkin, for it has been foretold by the Prophecy of Anthro that a great Dragon Woman will awaken the Dragons from their stone sleep and lead the Otherkin to the promised land of Fursonia.


1. Thelonius (Claimed by The Mutato)
Thelonius Gayjoy was the chamber boy of the Strike family. On his 18th birthday he was sold by his father to the Strike family as a sex slave to Kate and Nathaniel Strike. This was all his idea. When Nat Strike died and Kate left for Emperor's Crossing, he returned home to the Bronze Islands, a land obsessed with FemDom (Female Domination). The women of the Bronze Islands are trained from birth to be BDSM Mistresses and their skills as floggers are known the world over. The men are likewise trained for complete obedience and submissiveness. Upon Thelonius' return, he discovers that the Velurean Disease has swept the 5 Kingdoms of Directionos, and his sister, Yarasha, means to conquer and enslave the men of Directionos, as is the will of the Gagged God of their homeland. They will bring bondage and slavery to the 5 corners of Directionos.


2. Sensa [SEX] (Claimed by Azure_Horizon)
Sensa and Joffrey engage in food-based sex, but are interrupted by the Pound. Pigeons from the other 4 corners of Directionos have been coming in to report that each noble family has broken off to reclaim their ancient lands as their own. Orion Martin and his lover Darksun lead Darne in the name of group sex. Brendan Strike of the North and his wombman lover Miri decree inter-humanoid-species sex superior. Thelonious and Yarasha Gayjoy are raising an army of FemDoms from the Bronze Islands. And Demtitties Turduckyen and her Otherkin from across the Wide Sea mean to lead their dragons and army for the glory of Anthro. This outrages Jeffrey, as food sex is the one true kink of Directionos, and he is their King! He rushes out to call the small council, and Sensa and the Pound continue the food sex, as is the way of Emperor's Crossing.




3. Tyrone (Claimed by thornghost)
Tyrone is lying in bed thinking back on his life. After his sister, the former Queen, and his brother, the king's guardian, were imprisoned for treason, his father, Tyler, sent him to Emperor's Crossing to serve as the King's right hand man. Tyrone reflects back on how throughout his life people always called him names because he was different. After all, his brother and sister were both thin and beautiful, with pale skin and blonde hair, and he was 6'6” with black hair and rich ebony skin. There was talk amongst the maids back at (Cat's Cradle Boulder?), his home, that his mother had slept with the former king, the one they called the crazy king, before her wedding night, as he had claimed prima nocte, as in day's of old. Tyrone is snapped out of his thoughts by a knocking on his door. Shawn Bawn, his loyal bodyguard, was summoning him to the King's Council. At the King's council, they discuss the four rebels and their fetishes they mean to impose on the kingdom.


4. Ardi (Claimed by Greatbacon)
Ardi is sneaking through the castle when she hears a familiar voice (Varos) and a strange man (Alludio) discussing their plans for the War of the Five Kinks. The two men reveal that with the kingdom in chaos, they will easily install the Dragonkin Queen to the throne, as only she can combat the forces of the mysterious Night Walkers. After this, she rushes back to Genden to tell him everything she heard. But first she stares at his abs as he works the bellows in the blacksmith shop, and wonders what it's like to kiss a boy. She is then knocked unconscious.


5. Brendan (Claimed by Arbite)
Brendan sits at a campfire with Miri out in the woods. She explains to him the nature of her people, the wombmen. She also tells him of the prophecy that to save the world, the Wombmen will have to fight the Night Walkers to the death, and all the signs point to their return.


6. Jenn (Claimed by Sophia)
Jenn Ice, the adopted daughter of Nat Strike, was long ago sold to the gypsies of the north. Realizing a bad deal, they traded her for a barrel of mead to the Day's Watch, an elite squadron of Vampire Hunters that were sworn to protect Directionos against the Night Walkers. Raised since birth to be a vampire hunter, she now leads the Day's Watch. Although no one has seen a Night Walker in 2,000 years, there's been rumblings about the people north of The Barricade disappearing in the night. Jenn organizes a raid party and plans to go beyond The Barricade to search the towns.


7. Demtitties [SEX] [WEIRD] (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle)
Demi leads her dragons and her followers west to an ancient city of merchants and thieves. She has hidden away the dragons and means to find ships to carry her armies across the Wide Sea. The superstitious ship's captains refuse her repeatedly, until one sleazy captain offers her a deal. He's never seen a Dragonkin before, and says he will take her army if she pays him in sex. She is reluctant at first, but agrees to his terms. When she returns to the ship that night, against her friends' advice, she meets the captain and they get down to business. Things turn rough, though, and Demi calls for help. Her Purple Dragon busts in and kills the captain. Demi feels a strange connection to her savior and performs oral sex on the ancient beast.


8. Kate[SEX] (Claimed by bigmcgaffney)
Prime Minister Kate Strike is having sex or whatever and the door is kicked in and she's surrounded by Lincolnshire guards. Jeffrey asks her about Brendan, and if her son will be a threat to the Kingdom, as he has turned rebel. Kate has heard no such news and claims ignorance, demanding to see the letters from her son. When she reads them, she can only offer that Brendan is young and naïve, and she must ride to Autumnfall to speak to him. Jeffrey agrees, but insists he shall keep Ardi and Sensa as prisoners until her return with Brendan, on the condition of surrender and pledge of fealty. Before she leaves, Kate meets with Sensa and tells her that should anything happen to her or Brendan, Sensa must poison the king and escape Emperor's Crossing, as war will then be certain.


9. Thelonius [SEX] (Claimed by SaviourX)
The crew of Thelonius' ship meets up with Yarasha as they are raiding a northern village. Throughout the streets the men are being are being whipped and spanked by the dominatrices of the Bronze Islands. Thelonius is admiring his sister's handiwork, when he sees the corral of the townsfolk's women. He puts on his ceremonial Gayjoy garb and enters the makeshift cage. The women are terrified at first, expecting the same punishment the men are receiving, when he asks the town's women to be as cruel to him as his people were to their men.


10. Jenn (Claimed by Thulsa Doom)
For 2 months Jenn and the men of the Day's Watch have been north of The Barricade. Every town they've come to is empty, with no sign of struggle, and all the people's possessions still in place, as though they vanished. Depressing Dave recounts stories he's heard of the Night Walkers. They would come in to people's homes and bite them in their sleep. The healing herb, Vampire's Herb, got its name from its sedative effect, much like the saliva of a vampire. Once bitten, the person falls into a deep sleep and the vampires can do what they please to them for days on end. He's heard many stories of the Night Walkers leaving people in the snow in the middle of nowhere, sleeping and exposed for days, so they freeze or starve to death before they can turn. Jenn refuses to believe this and continues the Day's Watch's march north.


11. Brendan[WEIRD] (Claimed by Arbite)
Brendan is having lunch with his advisors as they discuss plans to attack Emperor's Crossing. To do so, they will have to cross the Pitchfork en masse, and the only way to do so is by paying off the stuffy old coot Wootler Ruckus. Brendan is bored with the details and sends away his council. Miri comes in as they leave and they talk for a bit. Brendan asks again, having seen Miri's wombmanicle, how it is they can have sex. He loves her, but he's unsure of what to do. Miri disrobes revealing her wombmanicle, a prehensile tentacle that resembles a toothless snake with a gaping mouth. Miri assures him that if he just puts it in like he would a human woman, she would do all the rest. Miri delivers the foreshadowing dialogue "You must learn to see with your real eyes." (integral)[NO SEX]


12. Sensa (Claimed by Shageletic)
Sensa is pacing her room contemplating if she can poison Jeffrey. The Pound knocks at her door and she lets him in. He can see something is wrong with her and pressures her to reveal it. To change the subject she takes her clothes off and tries to seduce him, but he knows she's now hiding something. He pressures her to reveal what the secret is, and she lies about wanting to find a gift for Jeffrey's birthday. The Pound sees right through her and asks her about her mother being sent away to bring Brendan back. Sensa tells more lies to him, and the Pound gets so furious with her he hits her.


13. Tyrone (Claimed by thornghost)
Tyrone receives word from the Pound, whom he hates, that Sensa is behaving weirdly and Sender believes she's plotting against Tyrone's nephew, King Jeffrey. He tells Tyrone what happened, including him hitting her. Tyrone waves him off and calls his bodyguard Shawn Bawn over. Tyrone informs him that he wants The Pound followed 24/7, and not to let anymore harm come to the girl. Tyrone then invites Bawn to an exquisite breakfast and they go to the strip club, as Tyrone needs to blow off steam.


14. Kate (Claimed by IRQ)
Kate dies on the road somewhere or something. (no one in her party can live).


15. Jenn [Vampire][EROTIC] (Claimed by A GLISTENING HODOR)
Jenn and the Day's Watch finds a very old city that the scouts said was likely where all the freemen had run to for shelter. The city is very large, but compact, ideal to repel the cold, with a massive wood burning pit in the center of town to always provide light and heat. When they arrive, there is not one person there. They search from home to home, but like everywhere else it's just as though everyone vanished into thin air. As night falls, the Watch makes camp in one of the deserted buildings, as Jenn and Depressing Dave try to start a fire in the massive pit. Then some strange sounds are heard and soon men are screaming and they hear swords crashing at stone. Jenn draws her sword, but Dave insists they start the fire. “There's a reason they kept a fire” he tells her. They work frantically amid sounds of screaming and swords striking and soon they have a small fire and quickly throw everythinjg they can on it. As the fire grows in size the fighting dies down, as the screams of men dying becomes less frequent. Dave refuses to leave the fire. He talks Jenn into staying, as there's a reason they've been left alone amidst the chaos. As they wait in the dark, Dave vanishes as Jenn nods off. When she looks up, she meets the beautiful vampire leader Ed Lestadt.


16. Ardi (Claimed by Redshirt)
Ardi awakens in the back of a wagon. The two men up front are exchanging food recipes, when she calls out to them. They let her know after some banter that they're taking her to Harkansaw, the place known as “hell on earth”. She she's Genden bound and gagged in the back as well. She ungags him and wakes him up, informing them of their plight. Ardi daydreams up a plan of escape, but then they cross through the gates of Harkansaw, and are thrown from the wagon to be sorted by the Lincolnshire men that hold the castle. Ardi and Genden are seperated, with Ardi being sent to work for the lord of the castle, a cruel man of ill repute.


17. Demtitties[SEX] (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle)
After stealing the dead captain's ship, Demi and her army of Otherkin sail for Driectionos, but a storm comes in and tosses the boats, and in a panic the dragons burn it down. Demi, the dragons, and a scant few survivors land in another city, clinging to life, where they are retrieved from the water. Gossip spreads about the dragons, and the city's chieftain, (Zero Sorrow Dogsauce?) takes them in to learn about Demi and her dragons. Demi tells her story of her childhood and the prophecy of the dragonkin, and tat the end of the story they flirt and then the chieftain takes her to bed.


18. Brendan[Dream Sequence] (Claimed by Arbite)
Brendan has visions of Miri and the wombman. The Night Walkers. An otherworldly voice expresses concern about Brendan seeing things differently. Miri's voice tells Brendan he has to see things differently. Brendan is on dragonback fighting the Night Walkers. Miri takes off her clothes exposing her tentacle genitals. “It's not real, Brendan” Miri says. “See with your real eyes.” Brendan wakes up in a cold sweat. The Master informs him that his order to march Autumnfall's troops on Emperor's Crossing has been fulfilled.


19. Tyrone[SEX] (Claimed by thornghost)
Tyrone is having sex with a dwarf, some women, (insert more crap) etc. Meanwhile, Master Martendale sits in the corner masturbating furiously. Tyrone is interrupted by Bawn and he receives word that Autumnfall has sent their army south to Emperor's Crossing. He finishes his business and calls a meeting of the King's Council.


20. Thelonious[SEX] (Claimed by Thulsa Doom)
Thelonius and Yarasha's scouts return to camp and inform them that Autumnfall is all but abandoned, as the soldiers have marched south. They round up their slave men and load them on boats bound for the East. They take the women with them to continue their training as dominatrices of the Bronze Islands. Along their way to Autumnfall, Thelonius has fantasies of being punished by his sister, but they quickly turn to him BEING his sister. Going against his nation's beliefs, as he is more a citizen of Autumnfall than of the Bronze Islands, he takes a willing woman he's been flirting with from their fleet and once together he acts as the dominant, and her the submissive.


21. Sensa[SEX] (Claimed by Undead Unicorn)
Jeffrey storms in and yells at Sensa because Autumnfall is marching south for war and informs her of how the details of how they crossed Lord Wootler Ruckus's bridge. Sensa is clueless and informs Jeffrey she's been locked in the tower for months with only news she is given. She promises her future husband that she is loyal to him and will do anything to prove it. With that, she puts on the makeup and clown nose, but Jeffrey suggests they try something NEW.


22. Ardi (Claimed by Teim)
Ardi practices with her sword and poo poo and sneaks off to visit Genden in the smithy's. She gazes longingly at him but gets smacked on the head with a spoon by a soldier who tells her to get back to work. On her way back she encounters a ninja or some bullshit chained to a wall and feels bad for him. She offers him some soup or whatever. He accepts it and promises to repay her for her kindness. She tells him that the best reward she can think of is if he killed King Jeffrey for getting her into this mess. He easily slips out of his shackles and tells her he promises.


23. Demtitties (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle)
The chieftain (Zorro Zalgo Ducksauce?) bids farewell to Demi as her small band leaves the city and continues West. The dragons burn the city down on accident as they leave. Once again on the high seas it looks like things are finally going their way when ships from the Bronze Islands capture Demi's ship and hold her hostage. The Captain of these Bronze Islanders, Victorious Gayjoy, plays a magic fife and commands the dragons to do his bidding. Demi's ship is burned along with what's left of her army, and her and the dragons are taken captive.


24. Jenn[SEX] (claimed by Sophia)
Vampire sex. Just holy poo poo wanton vampire sex.


25. Thelonius[SEX] (Claimed by Syscall Girl)
The sun is shining and everything is beautiful for Thelonius, as he feels really good about everything. But Yarasha spoils his exquisite grrmy breakfast by telling him she's heard rumors of him violating the laws of the Bronze Islands by taking a woman as his submissive. They argue, and Yarasha goes before the crew and calls out Thelonius for his crimes. At the end, she offers the ultimatum of remaining with her, a true Bronze Islander, or following Thelonius, a fraud, to take Autumnfall. In the end, less than a dozen remain with Thelonius as they watch the sails of their once massive fleet shrink on the horizon. But now, as captain of his own tiny, insignificant ship, he can show his crew that BDSM can go both ways.


26. Tyrone (Claimed by SaviourX)
Tyrone stands on the walls of Emperor's Crossing staring down 30,000 of Autumnfall's soldiers. A battle ensues. He joins the fray. In the end, he gets his wiener cut off.


27. Sensa[SEX] (Claimed by The Mutato)
Sensa stands on the walls of Emperor's Crossing staring down 30,000 of Autumnfall's soldiers. A battle ensues. In the end, The Pound rushes in, exhausted from battle and needing a woman. They gently caress a whole bunch. Like, wow. Jeffrey joins in, fearing the battle will be lost and this is his last time he'll be with her.


28. Thelonius (Claimed by Undead Unicorn)
Thelonius makes landfall on the shore near Autumnfall. Battle battle battle, they seize the castle and Thelonius discovers Brendan Strike in the keep, half mad and clinging to an anime tentacle dick girl pillow. He burns down the castle and leaves Brendan for dead, as he thinks it is a better fate than what has befallen him.


29. Jenn[SEX] (Claimed by A GLISTENING HODOR)
More holy poo poo hot vampire sex because we need to sell this turkey.


30. Brendan (Claimed by Arbite)
He's been crazy this whole time and “Miri” is an anime tentacle dickgirl pillow. Hogor carries Brendan out of the fire and Brendan vaguely remembers being a highborn child of Ned Strike but then he was struck in the head and saw a blinding light. He struggles to remember his strange visions and hear's the Master's voice telling him again that none of this was real. (BOOM, in your face! It was all a dream, up in hurr!)


31. Tyrone (Claimed by Dead Man Posting)
Shawn Bawn visits Tyrone and tells him all about his deeds in the (Battle of Backwash Harbor?). Tyrone is distraught over the loss of his wiener and decides to sail across the Wide Sea, where he's heard rumors of a Dragonkin woman with powerful magic abilities, who is his only hope to regrow his lost dong.


Epilogue[SEX][Sorta] (Claimed by Greatbacon)
The killers of Kate Strike are singing a jaunty tune as they walk through the woods when a strange woman is spotted. She invites them back to her cottage and feeds them. When their bellies are full she offers them other entertainment. She proceeds to have sex with them, but before they finish the cottage is filled with an icy wind and Lady Coldbox pulls back her hood revealing herself as Kate Strike and she freezes their dicks and breaks them off.


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ALL CHAPTERS CLAIMED, SEE YOU FUCKERS IN 6 MONTHS!

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

glistening hodor changed his name after i quoted that at him lol 👁️

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009






You're a tediously one note liar who managed to get probated here of all places.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Arbite posted:

You're a tediously one note liar who managed to get probated here of all places.






this u?





holy gently caress this is the second actual admitted rapist to come from here. crazy.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I mean I know the bad thread is for just continually making GBS threads on a specific someone but you've taken the gimmick to wild weird new places and it's pretty fuckin' sad.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015



TW: GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
https://i.imgur.com/xbNpFVC.png

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015



count voice: 3 rapists ha ha ha

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Arbite posted:

You're a tediously one note liar who managed to get probated here of all places.
I see the tedious, but where's the lie?

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001
Y’all done stared into the abyss of the bad thread, and it stared back.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
Oh, it did more than just stare :ohno:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LOL, the 4chan gimmick poster is still doing his gimmick where he pretends I'm a pedo because I wrote a parody of GRRM where Sean Bean's wife doodoos in the mouth of The Mandalorian because he's furious about us getting jailbait banned from reddit.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
"Hmm, ten new posts today. Looks like the thread's moved on from my burn on Azure_Horiz--" WOAH:asoiaf:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
What is dead and gay may never die.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Anyway, just so no-one gets gaslit or persuaded by this guy's latest song and dance, there was zero rape or under 18 sexual activity in a Game of Bones nor would there have been in Kinks had it ever been finished.The hilarious at the time gimmick was our porn parody was far cleaner than the text it was inspired by. If you want to take issue with the WCW, Shakespeare, and Sammy Hagar I wrote in my chapters then go with God.

*edit*

Hey, Tony! How ya been?

Arbite fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Oct 1, 2020

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The "sex scenes" were a beat by beat description of the Chris Isaac "Wicked Game" music video, a Mankind vs. Undertaker wrestling match, and old people pooping on each other until the room was filled with poop.

Like, that was the joke. E.L. James took Twilight and turned it into hardcore BDSM erotica, and TBT took Game of Thrones and turned it into poo jokes and people being thrown through spanish announcers' tables.

It was funny as hell at the time.

Now no one cares except one guy with a dumb gimmick.

Anyways, GRRM just turned 72 so lol @ everyone thinking season 8 episode 6 isn't the last we'll hear of this franchise.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Mr. Fix It posted:

i say we draft the sa corey guys to finish it up

I love the Expanse for the setting and overall story but James Holden is one of the most obnoxious protagonists I've ever had the misfortune of reading about.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Vichan posted:

I love the Expanse for the setting and overall story but James Holden is one of the most obnoxious protagonists I've ever had the misfortune of reading about.

I only know the show, but :same:

Show was always better when Miller was around

kalvanoo
Apr 29, 2018

look at this lil perv
the expanse crew has too much agency. they feel like a superhero team

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

kalvanoo posted:

the expanse crew has too much agency. they feel like a superhero team

They basically are, as it's apparently all a novelization of a RPG campaign.

Learning this ruined it for me entirely.

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?


thumper57 posted:

They basically are, as it's apparently all a novelization of a RPG campaign.

Learning this ruined it for me entirely.

That's not entirely true. The series is based in the setting but not exactly the story of a campaign that was played.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Vichan posted:

I love the Expanse for the setting and overall story but James Holden is one of the most obnoxious protagonists I've ever had the misfortune of reading about.

i sort of agree, but he's still got some charm (at least through the first three books) to me and all the other POV chapters are like 10-20% making GBS threads on him for being a dumbass and rightly so.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

Normy posted:

That's not entirely true. The series is based in the setting but not exactly the story of a campaign that was played.

Thanks, knowing that actually helps.

TERFherder
Apr 26, 2010

уôðр ò шúурþòі úуûьúø



mind the walrus posted:

Which makes me wonder why someone like GRRM seems to love doing it so drat much.

It's a community, and social life and "tribe" in many ways. Especially before the internet, where communicating with distant friends and like minded folk - hell even finding like minded folk - was challenging. I mean poo poo, you used to have to pay by the minute to talk to people "long distance". Also he became a bigger and bigger fish in that little pond, and if you want to feel ill go ahead and read him talking about weird convention sex.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Convention sex is one of those things you idly fantasize about when you're fourteen, but then you actually get laid and start attending cons and realize that combining the two could never be the peanut butter/chocolate combination your horny teenage brain told you it was.

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.
A little concerned that this thread has been dormant for 2 weeks.
(much like gurm the past decade)

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
Sean Connery died. GRRM still lives.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Kylaer posted:

Sean Connery died. GRRM still lives.

And another finger on the monkeys paw curls

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

TK-42-1 posted:

And another finger on the monkeys paw curls

Look, I thought I worded it really well when I said, "Break all the bonds that bind GRRM from finishing." Next time will be better, I swear.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Bad Pushy

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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

The grrm is good. The penning is evil.

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