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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1330990825627549697

https://twitter.com/OdiliTime/status/1330777406882209792

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
This is like 80% of the games that were 8n 5hat summer itch.io bundle

https://twitter.com/metasynthie/status/1331298508268331010?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/tessplease/status/1331308171466403840

https://twitter.com/LethalityJane/status/1331302474133639168

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/NewfieScumbag/status/1330940618755936258

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/erydactyl_/status/1330973260327116803?s=21

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Yes, more Stan Rogers tweets and memes please.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Some context because it's more than a just a Stan Rogers meme:

For a few months the Atlantic provinces of Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island (and New Brunswick? Can't remember) had their own interprovincial bubble where people were allowed to travel freely without restriction because there hasn't been any community transfer of COVID-19 in those places. Over the past week or so infection clusters have appeared in some regions, so they split up the bubble until the disease is reined in again.

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 23:59 on Nov 24, 2020

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/KatWithSword/status/1331240478889693184

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Make it a Pay Per View event, sell it worldwide, fund the transition.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Have a guillotine waiting and you've got the event of the millennium.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1331375614368964610

https://twitter.com/aldoyletweets/status/1331193876925849603

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Stealth Tiger posted:

https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687

You know when a MFer starts bolding parts of his statement he's going through a normal one

Dont sleep on this one folks, it loving goes places.

As an aside, I lived in the town where Ferris State is, and in total seriousness it was the worst 3 years of my life.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Agents are GO! posted:

Dont sleep on this one folks, it loving goes places.
You're not kidding. This dude is no-joke like that cult pop song (like made by an actual cult) that is unfairly catchy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknW2mzXMMY

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
Dude legit might have schizophrenia

The Neal!
Sep 3, 2004


Has to be one of those 'clickbait by writing a headline that is the opposite of true' things because I don't think anyone could honestly believe that people wouldn't line up for days to get tickets to that event.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nottherealaborn posted:

Dude legit might have schizophrenia

He's a physics and astronomy professor who thinks the moon landing was faked.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Stealth Tiger posted:

https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687

You know when a MFer starts bolding parts of his statement he's going through a normal one

You know, the dude does seem to be anti-Italic. All that bolding for emphasis, and not one little CTRL-I? Bold typefaces are blunt, conspicuous, the equivalent of making a point by shouting it at the top of your lungs. Italics, on the other hand, are the intellectual's intensifiers. Subtle, easily overlooked by those who just want to skim rather than read deeply, more akin to a rye grin and a wink to an enlightened audience than a raised voice. Anyone can use bolding to make their statement seem dramatic, but it takes a truly great poster to pull off italics.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Karia posted:

You know, the dude does seem to be anti-Italic. All that bolding for emphasis, and not one little CTRL-I? Bold typefaces are blunt, conspicuous, the equivalent of making a point by shouting it at the top of your lungs. Italics, on the other hand, are the intellectual's intensifiers. Subtle, easily overlooked by those who just want to skim rather than read deeply, more akin to a rye grin and a wink to an enlightened audience than a raised voice. Anyone can use bolding to make their statement seem dramatic, but it takes a truly great poster to pull off italics.

Let us know if you see one.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Nottherealaborn posted:

Dude legit might have schizophrenia

The article from the student newspaper that screenshotted his tweets had tweets from him talking about being a "targeted person", which means "a victim of gangstalking" (see the insane cartoons about Targ), which as far as i can tell always means "some kind of paranoid disorder".

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm having a weird moment because I could have sworn she died a lot earlier than 2013.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

She did but she stopped moving under her own power in 2013 so they had to bury her :v:

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


OwlFancier posted:

She did but she stopped moving under her own power in 2013 so they had to bury her :v:

There's an account that keeps tabs on this, just to reassure everyone

https://twitter.com/ThatcherFunFact/status/1296975061962887169

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The IRA actually managed to blow her and norman tebbit up but the dark sorcery that kept them both moving ran out a bit faster on her, which is why he looks the way he does.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1331367364399689730

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/vladyhh/status/1330940316782907396?s=20

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1331416049011441665?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 05:28 on Nov 25, 2020

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/topntran/status/1331040694379585536

I learned something new today.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



The idea was to make people in Europe drive more, hence using up their Michelin tyres more.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

This is a lot weirder to me than learning Guinness World Records used to be owned by Guinness Beer

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

yeah but which tire tastes the best?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Dungeon Ecology posted:

yeah but which tire tastes the best?

LEGO, of course. And they should know how to make a tasty tire, seeing as how they're the world's largest tire manufacturing company

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Evilreaver posted:

LEGO, of course. And they should know how to make a tasty tire, seeing as how they're the world's largest tire manufacturing company

Well, smallest.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Dungeon Ecology posted:

yeah but which tire tastes the best?

I've heard good things about Fat Tire.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008





Explains how the Michelin Man got his spare tire.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I’ve been pronouncing them differently, so presumably this means the food people have a far more plain sounding name than I originally thought, or when I need to buy tires I need to briefly put on a French accent.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

EL BROMANCE posted:

I’ve been pronouncing them differently, so presumably this means the food people have a far more plain sounding name than I originally thought, or when I need to buy tires I need to briefly put on a French accent.

That's actually intentional on their part, I think so that you consider them entirely different entities with different public perceptions.

colas
Feb 14, 2007



looks like propaganda, you will not overlook a good thing, Michelin Man sees all

drainpipe
May 17, 2004

AAHHHHHHH!!!!
It's kinda disturbing seeing the realistic human hand coming out of those tires.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


He looks like a sinister anti-semite stereotype.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I shall telegraph "pneumiclin" or "bibendum" of london at once!

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Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

colas posted:



looks like propaganda, you will not overlook a good thing, Michelin Man sees all

The cigar adds a degree of menace.

"Myah, see? Take a look at these destinations, see, or you'll sleep with the fishes, capisce?"

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