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(how cats laugh, not like a human) Christ, how do you channel these people so well??
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 14:31 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Get your CAT out of my YARD I didn't look at who posted this, read it and was fully convinced that this was a real post on ND until I looked to the left hand side.
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 14:51 |
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That cat is OUT of CONTROL
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 15:05 |
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Posters Setting up other Posters for Potential Mugging? I have seen several posts with people offering to "meet up" (drugs?) Thess posts contain code words so that other muggers recognize the code words and use the code words to show up and mugging? Seeing some strange terms like Discord (chaos?) and Sunset (death?) Also I got an extra phone book delivered, $50 OBO
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 15:54 |
From town FB group, but basically the same thing as next doorquote:If you live on Smith, Johnson, Lincoln, or Doe and have receive a bag of groceries on your porch/driveway in the middle of the night, please call the police non emergency number and report it. Better yet, if you have a camera and captured the person/vehicle, let them know. Sounds like this is only happening in our neighborhood. They don’t know why and the officer I spoke with this morning said they would send night shift out to patrol more frequently. quote:It’s probably a friendly neighbor. I doubt anyone is poisoning fruit and passing it out. We live in crazy times. Maybe post here first and request the person come forward before involving police. quote:These people are going up to houses and as soon as they see you have a camera they stop and put the bag down and walk away. They are looking to see if you have cameras. Ps. You don’t bring stuff in the middle of the night and Immediately stop and put the bag down when they see they have a camera they’re doing this to a lot of our neighbors Why wouldn't you just like, look for camera's from the street?
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 18:52 |
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quote:This is bizarre. So a couple months back around October, my boyfriend had set his bike outside our apartment door for a couple hours while it wasn’t in use. We walked outside to the bike gone, the tires were kind of flat so we were thinking “ok they won’t get far.” The next day, we go to leave and the bike is back in the same spot it was stolen from accept the tires were fully pumped.... WEIRD. My boyfriend ends up moving his bike to our balcony so this doesn’t happen again. Or we thought. I got my bike stolen and I... never saw it again, imagine that! Lucky quote:I've grown too big and I'm looking for a new home. Need a mature addition to your garden? Pick me up and I'll be yours... FREE! A picture of a large cactus helpfully provided the needed clarity.
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 19:55 |
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I'm just reminded of when we lived in a house that among a number of other rather baffling decisions, had a variety of overgrown cacti literally right next to the driveway. The inevitable happened a few times.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 09:26 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Get your CAT out of my YARD I cannot read any of your posts without hearing Trump's voice in my head. He's probably all over Nextdoor.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 09:42 |
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twistedmentat posted:I cannot read any of your posts without hearing Trump's voice in my head. Several Items (Things) For Sale Selling some items I came Into Possession of over the last 4 years. Need to unload them ASAP (as soon as possible). Painting of a man in a Hat. $75 Silverware and fancy plates. Only used for one delicious, incredible, amazing meal. $400 Several Flags. Some of them are misprinted (48 stars, stars in a circle, etc). $10 each Nucular Codes (Expired). $500,000 Photograph of "Man from Space". $20 Bulk Copper - $5 a pound. Still in Wire Form. I know what I have Especially with Regards to the Codes. You can "Very Easily" figure out the new codes from the old ones. You must pick up Everything you Order.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 16:41 |
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lmao Some guy has been spamming my area's Nextdoor with "THEY BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK AND NOW THEY BLOCKED ME FOR A MONTH HERE JUST FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!!" poo poo I had to turn off email alerts because he was doing it so much
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 17:07 |
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Suspicious bee Saw something really suspicious yesterday around 3 pm on my porch. A bee that I can only describe as "shifty" appeared out of nowhere at my house and flew around on my porch for seemingly no reason and when it saw the porch camera it suddenly turned around and ran away. I've known bees all my life and I have never seen behavior like this. Very strange. Is someone training bees to case houses? Please watch out for strange bee behavior.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:24 |
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GABA ghoul posted:Suspicious bee Saw something really suspicious yesterday around 3 pm on my porch. A bee that I can only describe as "shifty" appeared out of nowhere at my house and flew around on my porch for seemingly no reason and when it saw the porch camera it suddenly turned around and ran away. I've known bees all my life and I have never seen behavior like this. Very strange. Is someone training bees to case houses? Please watch out for strange bee behavior. Please tell me that's real.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:27 |
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Wonder if there's gonna be a bunch of activity now that mob rule has lynched a good cop, by which I mean a murderer in uniform just got convicted.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:27 |
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I saw some woman advertising a stream of Mike Lindell's idiot movie for idiots trying to get people to see what REALLY happened to the ELECTION!!!!!11111 i was like "wait Mike Lindell, the crack cocaine addict who shills bad pillows to gullible people?" and she deleted her account
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:38 |
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Rockman Reserve posted:I saw some woman advertising a stream of Mike Lindell's idiot movie for idiots trying to get people to see what REALLY happened to the ELECTION!!!!!11111 You are doing Gods work.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 02:12 |
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Rockman Reserve posted:I saw some woman advertising a stream of Mike Lindell's idiot movie for idiots trying to get people to see what REALLY happened to the ELECTION!!!!!11111 tremendous posting power, I'm glad you're on our side o7
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 02:43 |
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I feel like my parents are cooler than 95% of boomers for only using the internet to check weather, watch Russian dash cam footage and send/receive emails. Facebook and next door really reinforce being a corny dipshit.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 02:50 |
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GABA ghoul posted:Suspicious bee Saw something really suspicious yesterday around 3 pm on my porch. A bee that I can only describe as "shifty" appeared out of nowhere at my house and flew around on my porch for seemingly no reason and when it saw the porch camera it suddenly turned around and ran away. I've known bees all my life and I have never seen behavior like this. Very strange. Is someone training bees to case houses? Please watch out for strange bee behavior. Okay, this is super hosed up. why wouldn't you say beehavior
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 06:40 |
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kntfkr posted:I feel like my parents are cooler than 95% of boomers for only using the internet to check weather, watch Russian dash cam footage and send/receive emails. Facebook and next door really reinforce being a corny dipshit. They sound cooler than us.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 10:45 |
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GABA ghoul posted:Suspicious bee Saw something really suspicious yesterday around 3 pm on my porch. A bee that I can only describe as "shifty" appeared out of nowhere at my house and flew around on my porch for seemingly no reason and when it saw the porch camera it suddenly turned around and ran away. I've known bees all my life and I have never seen behavior like this. Very strange. Is someone training bees to case houses? Please watch out for strange bee behavior. We're caught in the hive I can't buzz out Beecause I love you too much, babee
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:11 |
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Snow Again? Just seen it's snowing again outside. I planted several hundred dollars worth of flowers and fruit trees and bushes over the last week. All purchased from Samuels' Green House. Will I be able to get a refund if the plants die? update: Looks like about an inch of snow now. Global warming sure would be nice right now LOL update 2: About an inch, inch and a half of snow. It's melting a little bit on the sidewalks and roads. No traffic accidents yet but I haven't seen a plow neither. update 3: Snow has melted, no plow ever showed up. This city is going DOWNHILL FAST.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:14 |
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:311 is the non-emergency/city services number. Fire hydrant leaking? Call 311. New pothole in the road? Call 311. Car got towed and you can't find it? Call 311. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTHc5VUG2rc
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:20 |
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Knot My President! posted:my nextdoor is basically a bunch of people bitching to reopen a mile strip of highway on the ocean that was closed off so people could walk and bicycle during Covid whatup fellow SF dweller
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 14:37 |
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:whatup fellow SF dweller The thread making fun of local social networks will be the cause of the sf goon Renaissance.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 04:05 |
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We made plans in the Discord to hang this weekend
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 19:50 |
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How can I resist this free item on my local board?
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:40 |
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Yeah that's definitely been jizzed on.
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 21:54 |
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I was just trying to replicate her cats natural environment of 'ocean trench' fwiw
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 22:06 |
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:We made plans in the Discord to hang this weekend the nextdoor is coming from inside the thread!! Feel like there is a LOT more to this story lol
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 22:08 |
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Why is the cat $1000
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 22:11 |
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My cats are worth like $3 million each because I wouldn't consider selling them for less than that
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 22:18 |
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Sentient Data posted:My cats are worth like $3 million each because I wouldn't consider selling them for less than that I'll buy one
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 22:23 |
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TontoCorazon posted:I'll buy one I'll sell you my cat for half that.
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 22:53 |
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Play posted:the nextdoor is coming from inside the thread!! SF goon meets used to be super fun and everyone in the discord seems pretty cool, so it’s the exact opposite of Nextdoor 😂
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 00:53 |
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kntfkr posted:I'll sell you my cat for half that. Sorry, I'm broke. Just spent my whole fortune on a cat.
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 02:18 |
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I love my cats but would happily sell one for 100k, just saying that I'm broke as gently caress from taking care of all these animals
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 02:33 |
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kntfkr posted:I'll sell you my cat for half that. I’ll sell you this guy’s cats for a quarter of that
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