A Fancy Hat posted:

Get your CAT out of my YARD

To whoever owns a gray cat - GET HIM OR HER OUT OF MY YARD.

On Saturday morning I was in my yard mowing the lawn (grass) when this cat showed up. He looks at me and then starts pawing at my bushes. I run the mower towards him to "give him a scare" and he runs off. Then 10-15 minutes later I see him back at that bush, clawing away. This is a very expensive bush, so again, I take the mower and drive it towards the cat. This time he runs off but much slower, no longer as scared. I finish mowing the grass and then head inside.

Later afternoon I walk past my window and see that cat again, this time it looks at me and scratches my window, then takes a bite of my bush and runs off. WHAT!

I did not see this cat on Sunday until I was taking out the garbage. He was at the end of the driveway laughing at me (how cats laugh, not like a human) and then ran off again.

SOMEBODY CONTROL THEIR CAT OR I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!

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If you live on Smith, Johnson, Lincoln, or Doe and have receive a bag of groceries on your porch/driveway in the middle of the night, please call the police non emergency number and report it. Better yet, if you have a camera and captured the person/vehicle, let them know. Sounds like this is only happening in our neighborhood. They don’t know why and the officer I spoke with this morning said they would send night shift out to patrol more frequently.

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It’s probably a friendly neighbor. I doubt anyone is poisoning fruit and passing it out. We live in crazy times. Maybe post here first and request the person come forward before involving police.

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These people are going up to houses and as soon as they see you have a camera they stop and put the bag down and walk away. They are looking to see if you have cameras. Ps. You don’t bring stuff in the middle of the night and Immediately stop and put the bag down when they see they have a camera they’re doing this to a lot of our neighbors

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This is bizarre. So a couple months back around October, my boyfriend had set his bike outside our apartment door for a couple hours while it wasn’t in use. We walked outside to the bike gone, the tires were kind of flat so we were thinking “ok they won’t get far.” The next day, we go to leave and the bike is back in the same spot it was stolen from accept the tires were fully pumped.... WEIRD. My boyfriend ends up moving his bike to our balcony so this doesn’t happen again. Or we thought.

A couple weeks later, we wake up and open our blinds to the porch, bike is gone. Someone had reached over our balcony and stole it once again. This time we just knew it wasn’t going to come back.

Fast forward to TODAY, my boyfriend opens the front door for a friend and HIS BIKE IS BACK!!! This time, with a target bag hanging off the handle bars filled with BRAND NEW bike pump, bike lock, night time lights, and regular lights (pictured). I am shook. No note or anything! I don’t know how to feel 🤣
If you did this or know who did please come forward 😭 thank you thank you thank you!!!!

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A Fancy Hat posted:

Get your CAT out of my YARD

To whoever owns a gray cat - GET HIM OR HER OUT OF MY YARD.

On Saturday morning I was in my yard mowing the lawn (grass) when this cat showed up. He looks at me and then starts pawing at my bushes. I run the mower towards him to "give him a scare" and he runs off. Then 10-15 minutes later I see him back at that bush, clawing away. This is a very expensive bush, so again, I take the mower and drive it towards the cat. This time he runs off but much slower, no longer as scared. I finish mowing the grass and then head inside.

Later afternoon I walk past my window and see that cat again, this time it looks at me and scratches my window, then takes a bite of my bush and runs off. WHAT!

I did not see this cat on Sunday until I was taking out the garbage. He was at the end of the driveway laughing at me (how cats laugh, not like a human) and then ran off again.

SOMEBODY CONTROL THEIR CAT OR I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!

twistedmentat posted:

I cannot read any of your posts without hearing Trump's voice in my head.

He's probably all over Nextdoor.

GABA ghoul posted:

Suspicious bee Saw something really suspicious yesterday around 3 pm on my porch. A bee that I can only describe as "shifty" appeared out of nowhere at my house and flew around on my porch for seemingly no reason and when it saw the porch camera it suddenly turned around and ran away. I've known bees all my life and I have never seen behavior like this. Very strange. Is someone training bees to case houses? Please watch out for strange bee behavior.

Rockman Reserve posted:

I saw some woman advertising a stream of Mike Lindell's idiot movie for idiots trying to get people to see what REALLY happened to the ELECTION!!!!!11111

i was like "wait Mike Lindell, the crack cocaine addict who shills bad pillows to gullible people?" and she deleted her account

Rockman Reserve posted:

I saw some woman advertising a stream of Mike Lindell's idiot movie for idiots trying to get people to see what REALLY happened to the ELECTION!!!!!11111

i was like "wait Mike Lindell, the crack cocaine addict who shills bad pillows to gullible people?" and she deleted her account

GABA ghoul posted:

Suspicious bee Saw something really suspicious yesterday around 3 pm on my porch. A bee that I can only describe as "shifty" appeared out of nowhere at my house and flew around on my porch for seemingly no reason and when it saw the porch camera it suddenly turned around and ran away. I've known bees all my life and I have never seen behavior like this. Very strange. Is someone training bees to case houses? Please watch out for strange bee behavior.

kntfkr posted:

I feel like my parents are cooler than 95% of boomers for only using the internet to check weather, watch Russian dash cam footage and send/receive emails. Facebook and next door really reinforce being a corny dipshit.

GABA ghoul posted:

Suspicious bee Saw something really suspicious yesterday around 3 pm on my porch. A bee that I can only describe as "shifty" appeared out of nowhere at my house and flew around on my porch for seemingly no reason and when it saw the porch camera it suddenly turned around and ran away. I've known bees all my life and I have never seen behavior like this. Very strange. Is someone training bees to case houses? Please watch out for strange bee behavior.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

311 is the non-emergency/city services number. Fire hydrant leaking? Call 311. New pothole in the road? Call 311. Car got towed and you can't find it? Call 311.

Whether or not it's used to call police varies, here in Chicago if we call 311 and ask for a squad car to come check something out they just transfer us to 911 or tell us to call it instead.

Knot My President! posted:

my nextdoor is basically a bunch of people bitching to reopen a mile strip of highway on the ocean that was closed off so people could walk and bicycle during Covid

nobody worth a poo poo: "it makes the traffic unbearable, it's adding several minutes onto our commute, reopen the highway, it's gone on long enough"

everyone else: "shut the gently caress up, you worthless loving NIMBY"

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

whatup fellow SF dweller

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

We made plans in the Discord to hang this weekend

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Sentient Data posted:

My cats are worth like $3 million each because I wouldn't consider selling them for less than that

TontoCorazon posted:

I'll buy one

Play posted:

the nextdoor is coming from inside the thread!!

kntfkr posted:

I'll sell you my cat for half that.

kntfkr posted:

I'll sell you my cat for half that.