Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Venomous posted:

lmao @ their avatar

they couldn't even think of a half-decent pun lmaoooo

poo poo Elite Wrestling doesn't even read right. I'd like to offer some alternatives:

- All Conceit Wrestling
- All Defeat Wrestling
- All Effete Wrestling
- All Reheat Wrestling (this is a burn on them using WWE guys)
- All Retreat Wrestling

Any of these could've worked, but I do like 'All Effete Wrestling' the best.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Even something hackneyed like Fail Elite Wrestling would be batter.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Almost Elite Wrestling.

Everyone wears a mask and talks about how they suck and probably won't win.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

El Generico posted:

Any of these could've worked, but I do like 'All Effete Wrestling' the best.

If he can't come up with a even a rhyming pun name (let alone a suitable one), he's not going to know what the word "effete" means or even that it exists.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Lamuella posted:

The Chris Regal Memorial Bad Takes Thread: This is only AEW is good at for the wrong reasons.

:hmmyes:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

El Generico posted:

but he never beats anyone with one v-trigger, in the rare cases where he pins someone with it it's like at least three in a row

But Alan Angels is just some no name jobber, why should Kenny Omega be making him look good on free TV? :qq:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


gently caress's sake, of the three word substitutions you could do with "poo poo" there (poo poo Elite Wrestling, All poo poo Wrestling, All Elite poo poo) they chose by some margin the last funny one. That annoys me a lot more than their dull comment.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

With all this drat hooping they ought to call it Ball Elite Wrestling

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

But Alan Angels is just some no name jobber, why should Kenny Omega be making him look good on free TV? :qq:

Nothing explains the WWE mindset better than the simple inability to understand that a competitive match can make both guys in it look good.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Lamuella posted:

Nothing explains the WWE mindset better than the simple inability to understand that a competitive match can make both guys in it look good.

WWE fans only understand booking when no one looks good

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


IGgy IGsen posted:

WWE fans only understand booking when no one looks good

Don't know what you're talking about. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and watch Dumptruck face Nikki NASH (Not A Superhero) in a Loser Eats Dog Food match where they both have to eat dog food because, as commentary points out eight times during the match, they're both losers.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Rob Van drat came up with All Petite Wrestling which at least checks out phonetically.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

El Generico posted:

- All Reheat Wrestling (this is a burn on them using WWE guys)

this is good haha

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Venomous posted:

lmao @ their avatar

they couldn't even think of a half-decent pun lmaoooo
"ALL SHITE WRESTLING" IS RIGHT THERE FOR THE TAKING. FFS.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Non Compete Wrestling

Because all of their signees need to wait 30-90 days after their WWE contracts before they debut. Hyuk hyuk hyuk

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
All Effete Wrestling

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Shaul Elite Wrestling.

Because they hire too many Guerreros or something.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Small Delete Pestling

Small because they're a smaller company
Delete because that's what I want to do to their videos lol
Pestling because Vince will grind them into fine powder

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

pete and pete wrestling

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Take a shot at AEW’s notoriously duck-heavy catering, All Confit Wrestling

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Take a shot at AEW’s notoriously duck-heavy catering, All Confit Wrestling

Thank God someone finally said it. The lamestream media won't talk about this because they're all in the pocket of Big Duck.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/RoosterHannigan/status/1425825948977569792

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
The hell kinda slapfight is that?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


IGgy IGsen posted:

The hell kinda slapfight is that?

As near as I can tell someone was trying to praise Dante Martin and Rooster took exception to him being called "special", so we ended up with the tweet above and then this one.

https://twitter.com/RoosterHannigan/status/1425840506987335684

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


I mean, if that's your metric for who's a star then a lot of people in WWE aren't gonna pass that test either. Enjoy being generally miserable, Twitter rando.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



"WHO LIKES DOMINIC DIJAKOVIC!?" I scream at the mall as Paul Blart hauls me away

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

"'Respect our Tribal Chief! Ooh aah!' Bizarre last words in fatal officer-involved shooting"

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

I'd be interested to know what the broad mainstream awareness of Roman Reigns is. I feel like going to the mall and surveying people.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Endless Mike posted:

"WHO LIKES DOMINIC DIJAKOVIC!?" I scream at the mall as Paul Blart hauls me away

god, remember Dominic Dijakovic?

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





um I think you mean TEE BAR

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I decided to go check on old faithful Fiending 4 Followers to see what he's doing now that there's no fiend and its sadly now just clips like old NXT matches he likes and wishing AEW would license Break the Walls Down as a laugh since Judas is banned next week. Nothing freaky in the slightest.

He's just a guy now. This is what HHH took from us.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

El Generico posted:

I'd be interested to know what the broad mainstream awareness of Roman Reigns is. I feel like going to the mall and surveying people.

I guess it would help that at least Roman gets to keep a family name. Imagine going down to the mall and just yelling "OTIS!" (And somebody probably saying "Yeah, do I know you?")

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Dawgstar posted:

I guess it would help that at least Roman gets to keep a family name. Imagine going down to the mall and just yelling "OTIS!" (And somebody probably saying "Yeah, do I know you?")

In a long list of dumbass things WWE does constantly, taking people's last names away is honestly one of the dumbest to me. NO SURNAMES ALLOWED. WE'RE MAKING MOVIES.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

El Generico posted:

In a long list of dumbass things WWE does constantly, taking people's last names away is honestly one of the dumbest to me. NO SURNAMES ALLOWED. WE'RE MAKING MOVIES.

Well everyone's heard of Prince and Madonna :downs:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Venomous posted:

um I think you mean TEE BAR

Here's the thing, I have no idea whether that's true or not.

Which one's slapjack?

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Lamuella posted:

god, remember Dominic Dijakovic?

me, having literally seen him wrestle several times: no

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dominicivick Dijakinickovic.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


MJeff posted:

Dominicivick Dijakinickovic.

Quit wrestling to face war crimes charges in the Hague.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

MJeff posted:

Dominicivick Dijakinickovic.

Jahqckxsonn Rhyckyrr

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lamuella posted:

god, remember Dominic Dijakovic?

Honestly, no, I stopped watching NXT by the time he started appearing

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply