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Venomous posted:lmao @ their avatar poo poo Elite Wrestling doesn't even read right. I'd like to offer some alternatives: - All Conceit Wrestling - All Defeat Wrestling - All Effete Wrestling - All Reheat Wrestling (this is a burn on them using WWE guys) - All Retreat Wrestling Any of these could've worked, but I do like 'All Effete Wrestling' the best.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 09:19 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:09 |
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Even something hackneyed like Fail Elite Wrestling would be batter.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 09:32 |
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Almost Elite Wrestling. Everyone wears a mask and talks about how they suck and probably won't win.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 09:40 |
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El Generico posted:Any of these could've worked, but I do like 'All Effete Wrestling' the best. If he can't come up with a even a rhyming pun name (let alone a suitable one), he's not going to know what the word "effete" means or even that it exists.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 09:44 |
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Lamuella posted:The Chris Regal Memorial Bad Takes Thread: This is only AEW is good at for the wrong reasons.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 10:31 |
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El Generico posted:but he never beats anyone with one v-trigger, in the rare cases where he pins someone with it it's like at least three in a row But Alan Angels is just some no name jobber, why should Kenny Omega be making him look good on free TV?
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 10:50 |
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gently caress's sake, of the three word substitutions you could do with "poo poo" there (poo poo Elite Wrestling, All poo poo Wrestling, All Elite poo poo) they chose by some margin the last funny one. That annoys me a lot more than their dull comment.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 10:52 |
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With all this drat hooping they ought to call it Ball Elite Wrestling
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 10:53 |
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Rarity posted:But Alan Angels is just some no name jobber, why should Kenny Omega be making him look good on free TV? Nothing explains the WWE mindset better than the simple inability to understand that a competitive match can make both guys in it look good.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 10:53 |
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Lamuella posted:Nothing explains the WWE mindset better than the simple inability to understand that a competitive match can make both guys in it look good. WWE fans only understand booking when no one looks good
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 10:56 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:WWE fans only understand booking when no one looks good Don't know what you're talking about. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and watch Dumptruck face Nikki NASH (Not A Superhero) in a Loser Eats Dog Food match where they both have to eat dog food because, as commentary points out eight times during the match, they're both losers.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 11:11 |
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Rob Van drat came up with All Petite Wrestling which at least checks out phonetically.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 15:24 |
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El Generico posted:- All Reheat Wrestling (this is a burn on them using WWE guys) this is good haha
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 17:39 |
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Venomous posted:lmao @ their avatar
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:12 |
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Non Compete Wrestling Because all of their signees need to wait 30-90 days after their WWE contracts before they debut. Hyuk hyuk hyuk
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:07 |
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All Effete Wrestling
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:10 |
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Shaul Elite Wrestling. Because they hire too many Guerreros or something.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:18 |
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Small Delete Pestling Small because they're a smaller company Delete because that's what I want to do to their videos lol Pestling because Vince will grind them into fine powder
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:29 |
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pete and pete wrestling
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:33 |
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Take a shot at AEW’s notoriously duck-heavy catering, All Confit Wrestling
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:34 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Take a shot at AEW’s notoriously duck-heavy catering, All Confit Wrestling Thank God someone finally said it. The lamestream media won't talk about this because they're all in the pocket of Big Duck.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:44 |
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https://twitter.com/RoosterHannigan/status/1425825948977569792
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 10:07 |
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The hell kinda slapfight is that?
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 10:12 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:The hell kinda slapfight is that? As near as I can tell someone was trying to praise Dante Martin and Rooster took exception to him being called "special", so we ended up with the tweet above and then this one. https://twitter.com/RoosterHannigan/status/1425840506987335684
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 10:18 |
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I mean, if that's your metric for who's a star then a lot of people in WWE aren't gonna pass that test either. Enjoy being generally miserable, Twitter rando.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 10:27 |
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"WHO LIKES DOMINIC DIJAKOVIC!?" I scream at the mall as Paul Blart hauls me away
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 13:37 |
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"'Respect our Tribal Chief! Ooh aah!' Bizarre last words in fatal officer-involved shooting"
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:05 |
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I'd be interested to know what the broad mainstream awareness of Roman Reigns is. I feel like going to the mall and surveying people.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:46 |
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Endless Mike posted:"WHO LIKES DOMINIC DIJAKOVIC!?" I scream at the mall as Paul Blart hauls me away god, remember Dominic Dijakovic?
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:49 |
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um I think you mean TEE BAR
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:52 |
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I decided to go check on old faithful Fiending 4 Followers to see what he's doing now that there's no fiend and its sadly now just clips like old NXT matches he likes and wishing AEW would license Break the Walls Down as a laugh since Judas is banned next week. Nothing freaky in the slightest. He's just a guy now. This is what HHH took from us.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:55 |
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El Generico posted:I'd be interested to know what the broad mainstream awareness of Roman Reigns is. I feel like going to the mall and surveying people. I guess it would help that at least Roman gets to keep a family name. Imagine going down to the mall and just yelling "OTIS!" (And somebody probably saying "Yeah, do I know you?")
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Dawgstar posted:I guess it would help that at least Roman gets to keep a family name. Imagine going down to the mall and just yelling "OTIS!" (And somebody probably saying "Yeah, do I know you?") In a long list of dumbass things WWE does constantly, taking people's last names away is honestly one of the dumbest to me. NO SURNAMES ALLOWED. WE'RE MAKING MOVIES.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:02 |
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El Generico posted:In a long list of dumbass things WWE does constantly, taking people's last names away is honestly one of the dumbest to me. NO SURNAMES ALLOWED. WE'RE MAKING MOVIES. Well everyone's heard of Prince and Madonna
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:02 |
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Venomous posted:um I think you mean TEE BAR Here's the thing, I have no idea whether that's true or not. Which one's slapjack?
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:02 |
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Lamuella posted:god, remember Dominic Dijakovic? me, having literally seen him wrestle several times: no
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:03 |
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Dominicivick Dijakinickovic.
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MJeff posted:Dominicivick Dijakinickovic. Quit wrestling to face war crimes charges in the Hague.
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MJeff posted:Dominicivick Dijakinickovic. Jahqckxsonn Rhyckyrr
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Lamuella posted:god, remember Dominic Dijakovic? Honestly, no, I stopped watching NXT by the time he started appearing
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