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Ruggan posted:do you ever have moments where you think about these people that died and how some of them were probably pretty nice and cool people and it’s actually incredibly sad that so many people are dying and they will never be a part of society ever again if it helps, there are lots of bad people and people that really deserved it dying too. like all those idiot anti-vaxxer radio hosts and such.
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Pretty crazy but also totally predictable that Covid was Epstein’s contingency. Ho Jesus, as if I weren't crack-pinged enough.
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/PhilstarNews/status/1432893618235183114?s=19 up next 
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Sep 1, 2021 04:29
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number of times Mr hootington has caught covid
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Melbourne is officially abandoning covid zero and adopting the "vaccines cure everything" approach, easing restrictions as we get to 70% one dose in approximately a month. Flattening the curve. poo poo sucks. Don't know how long we can hold out up here or whether we'll go straight into suppression rather than try elimination once more when we get cases again.
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mod sassinator posted:how is perth faring, are they still zero transmission and cases? Perth, Adelaide, Darwin, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Hobart... essentially everyone not named Sydney, Melbourne or Canberra are covid free. I'll never get to visit Queensland or Tasmania I guess. Luckily I saw Perth and Adelaide in Dec 2019 and Dec 2020 respectively.
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Schnorkles posted:u wanna know the single most annoying thing you have to deal with in radioactive decay equations with foreign sourced poo poo? admin system running extracts in UK accidentally set to local time = 4 DST changes. it was loving madness
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Perth, Adelaide, Darwin, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Hobart... essentially everyone not named Sydney, Melbourne or Canberra are covid free. I'll never get to visit Queensland or Tasmania I guess. Luckily I saw Perth and Adelaide in Dec 2019 and Dec 2020 respectively. i was just scrolling around on google maps and lmao, seriously.. this is a place? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocklebiddy,_Western_Australia Cocklebiddy lmao
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I don't check the thread for 18 hours and I have 1300+ new posts. Congrats goons! Anyone have that Covid Thread posts vs Positive Covid cases graph handy?
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RC Cola posted:I don't check the thread for 18 hours and I have 1300+ new posts. Congrats goons! covid is over
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Epic High Five posted:covid is over COVID is OVER and everyone here has COVIDTHREAD SYNDROME
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Ruggan posted:do you ever have moments where you think about these people that died and how some of them were probably pretty nice and cool people and it’s actually incredibly sad that so many people are dying and they will never be a part of society ever again All of the time. The worst horse-med gobbler is just some random goober.
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mod sassinator posted:if it helps, there are lots of bad people and people that really deserved it dying too. like all those idiot anti-vaxxer radio hosts and such. It does help a little
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mod sassinator posted:i was just scrolling around on google maps and lmao, seriously.. this is a place? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocklebiddy,_Western_Australia Oh buddy that's just the start. https://www.commercialrealestate.com.au/news/some-of-the-funniest-and-crudest-place-names-around-australia-919677/
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wherein zeynep discovers that yes, the outbreak that hit loving CNN breaking news on Dec 31st was in fact known by actual, serious scientists around the world a bit ahead of that https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/1432869196216651777?s=19 this timeline was even in that netflix documentary last year too. jfc we have to stop giving these people platforms
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i have defeated covid by assimilating with it vaxxers btfo
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Epic High Five posted:covid is over covid is so over, two of the top people in charge of approving vaccines at the FDA decided to quit today
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mod sassinator posted:covid is so over, two of the top people in charge of approving vaccines at the FDA decided to quit today "retired"
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one mutant retired covid over close biden wait no open biden new mutant dropped so now covid back up again everyone to your battle stations, gloves, masks, *bangs pots and pans*, hand sanitizer lets go folks we can't afford to waste any time to let this one get ugly, get your booster shots rounds in that feeding belt so help me allah we will not let them breach into humankind once again to arms!
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fosborb posted:wherein zeynep discovers that yes, the outbreak that hit loving CNN breaking news on Dec 31st was in fact known by actual, serious scientists around the world a bit ahead of that okay this is ghoing to be crazy and maybe you need to reread this a few times but a stupid thread on a subforum of a dead comedy website knew about it in november
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good news all we monkey paw defeated wild type covid
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i hope george lucas makes a COVID documentary and calls it "SARS Wars"
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help me Tony Fauci, you're my only hope!
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fosborb posted:wherein zeynep discovers that yes, the outbreak that hit loving CNN breaking news on Dec 31st was in fact known by actual, serious scientists around the world a bit ahead of that thats the bit right? shes clearly not being selected for the role due to competence, what gives?!
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Melbourne is officially abandoning covid zero and adopting the "vaccines cure everything" approach, easing restrictions as we get to 70% one dose in approximately a month. The best part of the last six months has been the slow, dawning realization that every government in the world (except maybe China) is secretly incredibly jealous of the suicidal Open Biden US strategy. They're all just slowly testing the waters as to whether their populations are stupid enough to go along with it.
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when did i, forums poster sphyre, first hear of the wuhan. it was so long ago. can't remember
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haha poo poo is worse than ever and all our demented president can do is horsley say open er up while every teacher in the nation dies and half the nation poisons themselves and their children with toxic paste for deworming horses.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Melbourne is officially abandoning covid zero and adopting the "vaccines cure everything" approach, easing restrictions as we get to 70% one dose in approximately a month.
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Paradoxish posted:The best part of the last six months has been the slow, dawning realization that every government in the world (except maybe China) is secretly incredibly jealous of the suicidal Open Biden US strategy. They're all just slowly testing the waters as to whether their populations are stupid enough to go along with it. they are! Anyone got the links to the first covid threads?
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the elites want you and your family to die. the social contract is gone. flee, flee for your lives
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Chad Sexington posted:I am on warfarin for a mechanical valve. COVID itself can cause a silent liver stunning or failure which can lead to an overdose of blood thinner. It's no joke. yeah I’m trying to figure out how to claim that shir so I can go back to wfh - heart poo poo should be enough of a risk factor I hope…
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spaceblancmange posted:they are! this is the first one i posted in https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912152
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Stereotype posted:this is the first one i posted in honestly, the best op 11 million people in Wuhan got quarantined because of a virus that started in a fish market. It only has a 3% mortality rate so far compared to SARS 10%. It causes pneumonia and is most deadly to old people and obese goons. Good luck.
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Stereotype posted:haha poo poo is worse than ever and all our demented president can do is horsley say open er up while every teacher in the nation dies and half the nation poisons themselves and their children with toxic paste for deworming horses. COVID has divided America so much loving harder than Trump ever did and it's hilarious. We're not even broken down along political lines anymore. Brunch liberals are literally tearing each other apart over poo poo like whether kids should be wearing masks in schools, while the "real" anti-maskers (naturally no liberal could ever be an anti-masker because they FOLLOW THE SCIENCE) just stand in the background screaming incoherently and smearing themselves with horse paste.
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Stereotype posted:this is the first one i posted in Was there one before this or was the chat about it just in other threads up until that point? I'm sure I read about it here in December
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if you're posting in this thread, you're in on the ground floor, because covid will destroy the world that tries to live with it and this process will take decades:)
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