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Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Every time I walk through the cheese section of wegmans I find myself imagining what kind of person buys the gigantic wheels, and what they do with them. Social gatherings? Or...as weapons of war?

Grim determination and lots of crackers.

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um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLZ0hZ8fn8s

The thumbnail tells the story but it's some good food porn.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "cutting edge".

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/865-Oreo-Pl-Pacific-Palisades-CA-90272/20544169_zpid/

this one seems like it could be kinda livable


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/137-Old-Quarry-Rd-Guilford-CT-06437/333562833_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Bramblebush-Rd-Croton-On-Hudson-NY-10520/58418241_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1104-S-Drury-Ave-NE-Calgary-AB-T2E-0M4/2076445465_zpid/ can't actually tell if this is rendered or real, whatever it is, it is far too gray


there's a window to the garage so you can admire your fanciest car


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2738-Carina-Way-Henderson-NV-89052/141675175_zpid/ whoever buys this deserves the guillotine.14,000+ square feet, 9 bathrooms for 4 bedrooms, 3 air-conditioned garages and a huge outdoor pool in Nevada.

no that's not a bdsm device in the mirror (I assume those are in the basement), it's the car elevator up to the master bedroom. The bed is orgy-friendly.

Shower is also orgy-friendly


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1274-Lago-Vista-Dr-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20522680_zpid/ by Richard Landry & Merkoh Development (2021)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-High-Ridge-Ln-Oyster-Bay-NY-11771/31158152_zpid/ 1980 contemporary with interior design by Patino/Wolf Associates




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Saint-Charles-Pl-Asheville-NC-28804/5641973_zpid/ by R. Bertram King (1959)


Absolute dream kitchen

another view showing the pass-through window to the dining room

family room has a hidden bar with hidden storage

peanut
Sep 9, 2007



Big fuckin NOPE to this

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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peanut posted:

Big fuckin NOPE to this

Feels like the sort of room in which I'd be signing a large stack of contract papers for something I can't afford

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

The maid mannequin in the corner... :stonk:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Does anybody have an online place they buy curtains? Amazon and Wayfair are full of the usual rubbish, and blinds.com is limited. I am more than capable of doing my own measurements, but I don't have the oomph to sew.

At the moment, I'm looking for straightforward sheer curtains about 45"in length (second-story windows) and blackout curtains ditto ditto.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "nook and cranny"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/115-Greenleigh-Ct-Merchantville-NJ-08109/38285322_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/190-Forest-Ave-Toccoa-GA-30577/2106731612_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Gordon-Way-Hopkinton-RI-02833/66029704_zpid/


has an amazing garden


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/145-Columbia-Hts-Brooklyn-NY-11201/2068444410_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5119-E-Hansen-Ave-Iona-ID-83427/304669763_zpid/ ick






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-County-Route-65-Windham-NY-12496/2070231871_zpid/ perfect Neon Colonial Revival



love the walllpaper and accent colors


actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Does anybody have an online place they buy curtains? Amazon and Wayfair are full of the usual rubbish, and blinds.com is limited. I am more than capable of doing my own measurements, but I don't have the oomph to sew.

At the moment, I'm looking for straightforward sheer curtains about 45"in length (second-story windows) and blackout curtains ditto ditto.

pottery barn has a lot of them

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "coal stove". Yes, some homes still have them.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5313-State-Route-2002-Hop-Bottom-PA-18824/113613419_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/186-Flocktown-Rd-Long-Valley-NJ-07853/39506912_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1637-Kimberton-Rd-Chester-Springs-PA-19425/9164920_zpid/
sure hope they aren't using the heater in this room


groovy basement carpet (plus a shower just chillin there)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/41-Norfield-Woods-Rd-Weston-CT-06883/57410362_zpid/



[url]https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1298-Little-Wolf-Creek-Rd-Hinton-WV-25951/2068465789_zpid/?[ /url] Cheap Cottage in an Adorable (but still Dying) West Virginia Town. $65k for a house with 4.63 acres is pretty good even though most of it is probably steep.
kitchen has two Hoosier cabinets!



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2845-Kutztown-Rd-Reading-PA-19605/2068827650_zpid/ the coal stove in this one is fake lol




Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "memorable"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1726-Lake-Michigan-Dr-Fennville-MI-49408/74621700_zpid/

interesting method of converting an open loft into a bedroom


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/886-Main-St-N-Southbury-CT-06488/240596005_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/663-Driggs-Ave-1-Brooklyn-NY-11211/2068532358_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1153-Main-St-Vineyard-Haven-MA-02568/56899965_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5161-Coyote-Pass-Rd-Shingle-Springs-CA-95682/18605515_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/300-Central-Park-W-APT-1819F-New-York-NY-10024/244760043_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/85-Nassau-Dr-Great-Neck-NY-11021/31068835_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1070-Plaza-Ave-Ashland-OR-97520/48327098_zpid/ I want this




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/256-Wagon-Train-Dr-Antonito-CO-81120/104579264_zpid/ not sure what the point of the stupid filters is




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/291A-Greenley-Rd-New-Canaan-CT-06840/2069734838_zpid/ "Westerly" (1927)



toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "memorable"



I always dreamed of having a ceiling made of blue cheese.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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toplitzin posted:

I always dreamed of having a ceiling made of blue cheese.

Think they put stilts on to install it?

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Brawnfire posted:

Think they put stilts on to install it?
Maytag appliances too I bet.

Smithwick
Jun 20, 2003

A personal pet peeve are windows where one sash is divided into panes and the other is a single pane. I realize this is a personal quirk and I can look past it most of the time. On this house it is really sticking out for me and makes me irrationally irritated

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Berkshires". Homes in and around the Berkshire Mountains.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/281-Presbyterian-Hill-Rd-Stephentown-NY-12168/32270093_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21-Interlaken-Cross-Rd-Stockbridge-MA-01262/56816259_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-S-Beech-Plain-Rd-Sandisfield-MA-01255/56814322_zpid/

y'all can have your designer modernist light fixtures, I just want this trumpet lamp



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/32-Prospect-Hill-Rd-Stockbridge-MA-01262/56816544_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/79-Laurel-Mountain-Rd-Spencertown-NY-12165/29999876_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Sullivan-Rd-Sandisfield-MA-01255/56814278_zpid/
why do people feel the need to turn a perfectly nice 1970s contemporary blinding white

they left the guest cabin alone at least


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/103-Kenyon-Rd-Medusa-NY-12120/29716279_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/356-Sharon-Goshen-Tpke-West-Cornwall-CT-06796/197739954_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1574-Pleasant-St-Lee-MA-01238/2069030035_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/470-Harrington-Dr-Austerlitz-NY-12017/66482085_zpid/

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
Luv 2 lay in bed watching my CRT TV through a lace curtain.

Also I too want the trumpet lamp but only if pressing the valves acts as a dimmer switch.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


Where can I get this

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Hang what you like it's your shower. Wish more people knew that this is what being an adult really is.

As is leaving that up (presumably) for a house listing lol.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"



Nintendo puts that bitterant on their cartridges so I would have to say that’s mildly concerning.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Has Nintendo released a Castlevania on a bitterant cartridge?

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

So, a miserable pile of secrets? Yeah, we're not going on a second date.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "set the stage"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6024-Route-30-Brandon-VT-05733/220901968_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1794-Undie-Rd-Forks-WA-98331/112552401_zpid/


treehouse!


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/260-Mandigo-Rd-Saxtons-River-VT-05154/235260486_zpid/

carpeted kitchen + carpeted bathroom combo


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/411-E-3rd-St-Hinsdale-IL-60521/4572468_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1046-Chautauqua-Blvd-Pacific-Palisades-CA-90272/20545547_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4649-S-Paradise-Rd-Merritt-MI-49667/2068447514_zpid/ Cheap Contemporary in a Michigan Vacation Enclave


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/58-Redstone-Castle-Dr-Carbondale-CO-81623/2076588808_zpid/ "Redstone Castle" (1902, renovated 2018). Teddy Roosevelt slept here apparently.





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/223-Farms-Village-Rd-West-Simsbury-CT-06092/174075509_zpid/ I know I post similar colonial houses a lot but I just love the aesthetic and imo none of the many revivals (mid-19th century, 1920s, 1940s-50s, 1980s...) have ever captured the essence of it.




Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Youth Decay posted:


Absolute dream kitchen

another view showing the pass-through window to the dining room



:chloe:
Why would you spend all that money on a kitchen like this and then do tile countertops?

BadSamaritan
May 2, 2008

crumb by crumb in this big black forest


I am loving the lilac tile fireplace surround. The green is pretty sharp, too.

So burnt out on grey and white renos (and lazy painting) over and over again.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Thumposaurus posted:

:chloe:
Why would you spend all that money on a kitchen like this and then do tile countertops?

Those kitchen cabinets look original to the house. I'd bet the countertops are too-- since the stove looks original.

It reminds me a lot of my uncle's 1960s Houston house as far as the cabinets go. Although, I think they got granite countertops when they partially remodeled several years ago.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Thumposaurus posted:

:chloe:
Why would you spend all that money on a kitchen like this and then do tile countertops?

Once upon a time (i.e. when this kitchen was built) tile was the standard "nice" material for countertops.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

my little magis table finally showed up after eight months lol

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "grandiose"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5155-N-Prince-Pl-Jackson-WY-83001/194369416_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/625-Golden-Beach-Dr-North-Miami-Beach-FL-33160/44021926_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/82-Westervelt-Ave-Staten-Island-NY-10301/32271494_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2052-N-Pinecrest-Canyon-Rd-Salt-Lake-City-UT-84108/305067135_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2142-Cathedral-Ave-NW-Washington-DC-20008/456674_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/631-Bayville-Rd-Locust-Valley-NY-11560/31166373_zpid/ is this vaporwave


b e i g e



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/81-Mull-Rd-Blue-Ridge-GA-30513/2130765563_zpid/ $99k 1970s time capsule

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "cherished"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/246-County-Rd-Sheffield-MA-01257/56815630_zpid/


very cool guest house

kitchen goals

bathroom goals


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/97-Belgo-Rd-Lakeville-CT-06039/57818407_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/181-Stanley-Rd-Sanford-ME-04083/85055479_zpid/

you really don't need to use Dutch angles in your real estate photos


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/207-Central-Ave-Cape-May-Pt-NJ-08212/38337560_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/53760-Allard-Rd-St-Ignatius-MT-59865/116509044_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8-S-Arlington-Ave-Baltimore-MD-21223/36517316_zpid/ There's something so uniquely charming about skinny little Baltimore rowhouses. This one's in a "up-and-coming" neighborhood but it's $165k and cute as a button.





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Mountain-King-Rd-Lagunitas-CA-94938/19296721_zpid/ the 1970s were the peak of American architectural creativity


can't excuse the carpeted bathroom tho


actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I redid my living room layout. Yes it looks kind of hilarious because I haven't adjusted the art yet (or redid the cable management) but I want my interior designer to look at it first. Plan is

1) get white sit/stand desk
2) do cord management magic where I attach the power strip under the desk, then only have that plugged into the wall
3) use pouf or something else to help block the view of remaining cord. cord slack when desk is in the lower position will be behind the plant
4) bertoia shell chairs with blue shell, white base for the little table
5) eames LAR chair, black base, peacock blue shell will go... somewhere, not sure yet, perhaps angled by the closer speaker

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "studied"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9507-Oak-Cir-Omaha-NE-68124/75898474_zpid/ by Don Polsky (1979)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/114-Woodland-Cir-Jackson-MS-39216/3031571_zpid/ by J. Frazier Smith (1930)






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/128-Mariners-Ln-Salt-Spring-Island-BC-V8K-1S6/314108473_zpid/ by Hank Schubart (1985)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/144-La-Barberia-Rd-Santa-Fe-NM-87505/102038047_zpid/ "designed specifically for health conscious individuals by Naturopathic physicians", built by Doug McDowell (2007)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-Hi-View-Dr-Hope-RI-02831/65885555_zpid/ 1967 MCM mansion, architect not mentioned in listing







carpeted pool area is the final boss of carpeted interiors

Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Oct 22, 2021

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I think that’s the first post of yours where I can’t decide which one I love the most. The wood-panelled skylight room in the BC house is a dream.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Royal Barry Wills". Houses by or inspired by mid-century Colonial Revival architect Royal Barry Wills.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52-Ravine-Rd-Stoneham-MA-02180/56336097_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/54-Bartlett-St-Chelmsford-MA-01824/56449962_zpid/ this is probably going to be "renovated" to look like the one above




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/212-Prynnwood-Rd-Longmeadow-MA-01106/56185455_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/574-Adams-Rd-Pittsford-VT-05763/2087728365_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16-Winter-St-North-Reading-MA-01864/57092463_zpid/ This is the house that got posted and roasted for having the (hopefully fake) elephant head in the rec room, which is a shame because it's an actual Royal Barry Wills house in close to original condition






ok this is probably an early 90s bathroom

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


The step-down from the kitchen in that Royal Barry Wills house is a sprained ankle waiting to happen. Both hands full of the casserole, stepping forward blind, whammo.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

stepdowns in general are just bad design. It's not like stairs where there are multiple steps, which makes it very noticeable as you approach, and railings and such to yell out "you are coming to a staircase!"

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "exemplary"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/31-Hollowbrook-Ln-Cortlandt-Manor-NY-10567/58412755_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/206-Essex-St-Montauk-NY-11954/32654362_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/205-S-Military-Ave-Lawrenceburg-TN-38464/81156789_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Wainscott-NY-11975/69474734_zpid/
you live in Wainscott and you don't have any wainscotting? wtf are you even doing?



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2154-B-St-Eureka-CA-95501/18816295_zpid/ suspiciously affordable 1907 Craftsman




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5755-Bloomfield-Glens-Rd-West-Bloomfield-MI-48322/24473985_zpid/ by William Kessler (1999)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/611-E-Woodland-Rd-Lake-Forest-IL-60045/4856367_zpid/ by Edwin Hill Clark (1929), restored in 2005 by Darcy Bonner

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CHAIR



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/327-Warren-Ave-UNIT-K-Baltimore-MD-21230/36538742_zpid/ Baltimore penthouse



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12-W-Hamilton-St-Baltimore-MD-21201/36469947_zpid/ Baltimore townhouse built by Robert Carey Long ca. 1815 - I'll take this one



there's something quintessentially Baltimore about the whole interior

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