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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I fed 20,000 Nextdoor posts into an AI script and I got the following:  Accurate!
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Apr 6, 2022 03:14
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Bismuth posted:Just opened it to this So I have to watch your dog, and then you're going to stab me?!
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Apr 6, 2022 04:16
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Well, the dog IS a pointer! 
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Apr 6, 2022 06:44
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Bismuth posted:Just opened it to this If you can beat the rates at the local vet clinic you got a new customer.
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Apr 6, 2022 07:31
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idk if it was this thread or another talking about boomers crying on ND over ding dong ditch and welp:   There are some more insane comments but god drat
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DaveSauce posted:idk if it was this thread or another talking about boomers crying on ND over ding dong ditch and welp: Oh god can you imagine being a troubled kid in youth detention and the guy running the show thinks it all started with kriss kross, garbage pail kids, and ding dong ditch it.
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I love that this is one of those universal pranks such that it has different names in different places. The slang of children is fascinating, there are some books about on the topic but most of them are really old. That game was called 'knock down ginger' around here. gently caress if I know why. Tom Scott made a video about the differing versions of the traditional carol 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5u9JSnAAU4
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Apr 6, 2022 13:08
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Apr 6, 2022 13:18
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HopperUK posted:Tom Scott made a video about the differing versions of the traditional carol 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells'. The correct lyrics are "uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway." 
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Apr 6, 2022 13:40
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Great, now crack into the regional variations of Joy to the World describing flushing Barney's head down a toilet
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Apr 6, 2022 13:53
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HopperUK posted:That game was called 'knock down ginger' around here. gently caress if I know why. Someone posted on our neighbourhood whatsapp group after midnight the other day with an exact replica of this drama captured on doorbell camera, complete with boomers declaring themselves 'Ready to rock if necessary' and an outpouring of thoughts and prayers for the victim of this unacceptable event. Christ knows how they would cope if they had to live in any kind of even slightly dodgy area. Mostly the group is videos of badgers though, which is the main reason I'm still on it.
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Furious George posted:Someone posted on our neighbourhood whatsapp group after midnight the other day with an exact replica of this drama captured on doorbell camera, complete with boomers declaring themselves 'Ready to rock if necessary' and an outpouring of thoughts and prayers for the victim of this unacceptable event. Christ knows how they would cope if they had to live in any kind of even slightly dodgy area. Are you a badger
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There's a guy in my neighborhood who has been asking for recommendations on home repairs. Replacing a leaky faucet, new shingles on his roof, mulching his flowerbed, and replacing his siding. Nothing unusual there at all. Except, every time, he adds "I could easily do this myself but would prefer to have someone else do it." It's a really bizarre thing to consistently add, I guess he doesn't want to be accused of not being an expert in home and garden things?
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TotalLossBrain posted:Are you a badger I'm not a furry, if that's what you're asking
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A Fancy Hat posted:There's a guy in my neighborhood who has been asking for recommendations on home repairs. Replacing a leaky faucet, new shingles on his roof, mulching his flowerbed, and replacing his siding. Nothing unusual there at all. Just don't go asking for reasonable compensation because I could easily do this myself, so I know how easy it is and won't pay you what it's worth because I could be doing it for material costs alone Seriously don't try to screw me with the "cost of your time" again I could be doing this but my time is too valuable
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A Fancy Hat posted:There's a guy in my neighborhood who has been asking for recommendations on home repairs. Replacing a leaky faucet, new shingles on his roof, mulching his flowerbed, and replacing his siding. Nothing unusual there at all. It’s performative masculinity. “I’m man enough to do this, I just don’t want to!  ”He has no clue how to do it, otherwise he wouldn’t be paying someone else.
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Furious George posted:declaring themselves 'Ready to rock if necessary' and an outpouring of thoughts and prayers for the victim of this unacceptable event. Christ knows how they would cope if they had to live in any kind of even slightly dodgy area. It never ceases to amaze me that the generation that bragged about all the helmet free mischief they got into back in the day. Blowing up trash cans and mailboxes and going down to the creek to fish naked, getting escorted home with no ticket after a dui and so on. ; Also brags about being ready to murder children over ringing a doorbell. Like they wanna rob the younger generation of every rite of passage so they can complain about how kids these days play too much iPhone and Xbox. quote:It’s performative masculinity. “I’m man enough to do this, I just don’t want to! Well yeah gotta protect your feels. I have an upcoming appointment to get the network in my house redone. I could definitely do it but I know my experienced electrician will get it done better and faster even though dude has no idea what an Ethernet frame is. Plus I already set that poo poo up once and I’ve totally lost all desire to gently caress with it again. But make no loving mistake I could do it if I wanted. Don’t get the wrong idea ok. I made sure the electrician knew it too. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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Internet Old One posted:It never ceases to amaze me that the generation that bragged about all the helmet free mischief they got into back in the day. Blowing up trash cans and mailboxes and going down to the creek to fish naked, getting escorted home with no ticket after a dui and so on. ; When they were young, that stuff was annoying to other people (and also, let's face it, prior to the 80s or 90s we were pretty poo poo about DUIs, which are wicked dangerous, so maybe that's better off?); now that they're in charge, that stuff is annoying to *them*, so must be stamped out.
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Neito posted:When they were young, that stuff was annoying to other people (and also, let's face it, prior to the 80s or 90s we were pretty poo poo about DUIs, which are wicked dangerous, so maybe that's better off?); now that they're in charge, that stuff is annoying to *them*, so must be stamped out. Boomers.txt. No one else matters but them.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Boomers.txt. No one else matters but them. Circle takes the square. It's the same thing you see looped permanently in their interaction with others. Hanging out at the mall was cool when they were kids (if they're younger), but now roaming gangs of teenagers in the mall is a menace to society. Kids should get out more, but I want my suburban life I was promised, so we're paving over all the parks and implementing 1R Zoning as the default so nobody can live close enough to a critical mass of people to hang out. It's like living in this weird permanent "now", where five seconds ago and five seconds from now might as well be decades apart.
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Neito posted:Kids should get out more, but I want my suburban life I was promised, so we're paving over all the parks and implementing 1R Zoning as the default so nobody can live close enough to a critical mass of people to hang out. There was a traditional playground near where I live, and if the weather was nice, there would always be kids there. Then they tore it all out and put in a “ninja warrior” playground that was supposed to be “all ages.” Right after it went up, I saw a little six year old trying in vain to play with one of the things, but it was too big for him. Now every time I pass it, no one’s using it. Not sure if that’s on boomers or millennials, but someone convinced someone in local government that adults would use that thing, and they loving didn’t. They just ruined it for the kids that used to play there.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:There was a traditional playground near where I live, and if the weather was nice, there would always be kids there. Then they tore it all out and put in a “ninja warrior” playground that was supposed to be “all ages.” Right after it went up, I saw a little six year old trying in vain to play with one of the things, but it was too big for him. Now every time I pass it, no one’s using it. No way a millennial convinced a local government of anything, unless maybe they're a rich techbro.
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Furious George posted:Someone posted on our neighbourhood whatsapp group after midnight the other day with an exact replica of this drama captured on doorbell camera, complete with boomers declaring themselves 'Ready to rock if necessary' and an outpouring of thoughts and prayers for the victim of this unacceptable event. Christ knows how they would cope if they had to live in any kind of even slightly dodgy area. Do many neighborhood household pets and small children get eaten by the badgers?
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I don’t have a front-facing window on my first floor. My porch is covered so I can’t see who is at the door from the second floor. A doorbell cam would be awfully convenient some times, but I’ve never actually bothered.
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Not exactly nextdoor but in the spirit I think. https://twitter.com/MrWedekind/status/1511104375208521736
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Bugsy posted:Not exactly nextdoor but in the spirit I think. Those perfidious cyclists and their influence on inflation! 
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BigBadSteve posted:Do many neighborhood household pets and small children get eaten by the badgers? No, everyone loves the badgers. They do seem to be about more than they used to be though so it's probably only a matter of time before one gets caught eating a hedgehog and a petition to have them exterminated is started.
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My nextdoor feed is now inundated with dad jokes. This is making others angry, because the "comedians" are not taking nextdoor seriously, and they are threatening the perpetrators. Admins have gone as far as making sub-forums, or whatever they are, but the jokes remain in the main feed and this is wreaking havoc in the community.
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A Strange Aeon posted:What are the legitimate reasons for installing a doorbell camera? Avoiding people you don't want to see. Getting video of porch pirates that the police won't do anything with, so you post it on NextDoor. Amusing video of bees hovering near your door.
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A Strange Aeon posted:What are the legitimate reasons for installing a doorbell camera? Instead of getting up, peeking through the blinds and not answering the door I can just open the app on my phone and then not answer the door.
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A Strange Aeon posted:What are the legitimate reasons for installing a doorbell camera? My home insurance went down by like 15%
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Weird day this week, and being mentioned on next door felt weirder
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Furious George posted:No, everyone loves the badgers. They do seem to be about more than they used to be though so it's probably only a matter of time before one gets caught eating a hedgehog and a petition to have them exterminated is started. I'm guessing you're in Britain? Even though they look pretty drat similar, apparently European badgers are pretty chill overall, while American badgers are seriously not chill and are not a critter people tend to think of as cute.
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Doorbell cams are caller ID but for people at the door. Good if you don't want to talk to people/solicitors or if you are lazy. If I didn't live in the woods like I do now, I'd probably have one.Fashionable Jorts posted:My home insurance went down by like 15% Wow, I didn't even think about that. That's a pretty good savings. Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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