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Much like his father, he'll save money by running Twitter with (visa) slaves and bazinga blockwarts who will gladly work for free.
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EricBauman posted:subscriptions can work for twitter, but you can't pull enough money out of verification, even if you don't actually do verification. If my math is correct, Twitter would need 40 million subscribers at 30 dollars a year to cover the debt service payments which Twitter got from the lawsuit and leveraged takeover. Sounds reasonable. Chill Monster fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Nov 22, 2022 |
# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:03 |
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Chill Monster posted:If my math is correct, Twitter would need 40 million subscribers at 30 dollars a month to cover the debt service payments which Twitter got from the lawsuit and leveraged takeover. Musk has talked about putting the whole site behind a paywall, which I bet would cause a good slice of rubes to sign up until they realize that the comedians aren't going to pay.
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:07 |
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lol speaking of comedians, from a pretty long interview with patton oswaltquote:- Well, I did want to congratulate you on very briefly getting your second official check mark. I don’t know if you saw that. he also spends like half of the thing making GBS threads on elon for not being funny but it's not particularly insightful
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:10 |
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otoh it would make composing a "news article" out of entirely embedded tweets a heck of a lot funnier
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:10 |
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Beeftweeter posted:a tiny dinosaur skeleton it's actually the skeleton of the dog they got at the beginning of the pandemic and had put down cause they "just didn't have time for it"
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:13 |
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EricBauman posted:selling europeans and americans a twitter subscription for thirty bucks a year is possible unless i'm missing something it's already $96/year and lmao if you think he's not gonna jack that up
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:16 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:it's actually the skeleton of the dog they got at the beginning of the pandemic and had put down cause they "just didn't have time for it" oh no that doggy didn't make it very far
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:18 |
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it looks like a cat to me
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:25 |
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hello this is from several pages back but the dc metro is good, actually (well, mostly) signed, a queer dc resident
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:26 |
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funy elon
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:26 |
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Beeftweeter posted:unless i'm missing something it's already $96/year and lmao if you think he's not gonna jack that up that's for the blue check, but to make enough money, you'd also have to charge for regular access. it just doesn't work out based on blue check revenue. and if you get into charging for regular access, you really cant charge that much for that. a few bucks a month is the most you can charge, and you'll have to charge it per year to cut payment processing costs and to frontload the revenue
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:27 |
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broke: charging idiots for a blue check woke: charging libs so they DON'T get a blue check elonhg wins again
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:28 |
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quiggy posted:hello this is from several pages back but the dc metro is good, actually (well, mostly) i rode it once when i was like 9 years old and thought it was super fun but at that age i also thought the automated tram things that move you between terminals at the airport were the most fun thing ever and would ride them back and forth over and over again so i might be biased
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:29 |
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EricBauman posted:that's for the blue check, but to make enough money, you'd also have to charge for regular access. it just doesn't work out based on blue check revenue. oh i see what you mean. yeah, i'd guess something similar. it's been pointed out before but their revenue has to be in the goddamned toilet right now like you said though that scheme would probably work for wealthier europeans and americans, but paying some fee for access in general plus a bonus vanity checkmark just isn't gonna fly in most of the world. i don't even think many westerners would shell out for it either, it's really a pretty dumb value proposition to get blasted with crypto spam and poorly photoshopped milf pics
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:34 |
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proposal to rename elon stans to muskitos since they’re similarly annoying
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:35 |
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MononcQc posted:proposal to rename elon stans to muskitos since they’re similarly annoying for the last time, they are called bazingas
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:36 |
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MononcQc posted:proposal to rename elon stans to muskitos since they’re similarly annoying ok now this is æpic
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:45 |
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seriously tho that’s the best contender I’ve seen in a minute
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:45 |
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should actually be "muskitoes" to be properly pluralized to sound less like a latin-american pejorative and more like a bootlicker as well
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:51 |
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muskitodes
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https://www.tumblr.com/numberonecatwinner/701567544684855296/elon-wyd posted:I was an intern at SpaceX years ago, back it when it was a much smaller company — after Elon got hair plugs, but before his cult of personality was in full swing. I have some insight to offer here.
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 15:57 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:
god this is some amazing "here's how you can succeed with Elon" cultural insight about managing up in the most aggressive way possible. Like to deal with him being present you need to have this whole structure into neutralizing him in a way that still makes him feel important and how unprepared Twitter now is for it.
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:12 |
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manager displays for cyber security have been around forever managers love the term "one pane of glass" and love seeing charts and such even though they really don't provide value without lots of lots of work
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:16 |
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MononcQc posted:god this is some amazing "here's how you can succeed with Elon" cultural insight about managing up in the most aggressive way possible. Like to deal with him being present you need to have this whole structure into neutralizing him in a way that still makes him feel important and how unprepared Twitter now is for it. really it's what i'd expect. elon is a caricature like his official title is "chief engineer" for fucks sake. motherfucker thinks hes geordi laforge
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:25 |
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:27 |
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I know better than to believe this without proof but dear god I want to
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:27 |
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Knowing how to manage management is a skill in every job, like how to look like you’re checking WhatsApp for work messages when you’re actually reading the forums.
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:28 |
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Beeftweeter posted:really it's what i'd expect. elon is a caricature well he is african american
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:33 |
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fart simpson posted:well he is african american now if only he'd go blind. neuralink could drill a hole in his head for a nonfunctional visual processor
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:39 |
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One that gives the user constant pain. Lol
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:44 |
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fart simpson posted:well he is african american if this was 1973 would elon sign up to fight in the Rhodesian bush war?
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:48 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:for the last time, they are called bazingas lol I caused a 3 page derail on whether bazinga was a slur when I used it in another subforum
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:54 |
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that 100% is true. no way is any company he is involved in is successful without him being absolutely managed up from everyone he comes near.
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 16:55 |
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he’s basically a mascot
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qirex posted:he’s basically a mascot
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Platystemon posted:she asked what kind of handle i was looking for on my cai dao haha amazing. and just to be clear for the thread, because i think some people misinterpreted, i love old wok store lady and would die for her. i was not complaining about being hollered at while she banged pots around and slammed file cabinets shut
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 17:50 |
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Wok store is tiny and they're probably having a mental breakdown from trying to handle the extra business they got after kenji recommended them in his book
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 17:52 |
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quiggy posted:hello this is from several pages back but the dc metro is good, actually (well, mostly) queer Toronto resident, these light rail units are good actually
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# ? Nov 22, 2022 17:53 |
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Isentropy posted:queer Toronto resident, these light rail units are good actually thats a cute little train. would ride
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