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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:18 |
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Pubes equal to or greater than dick
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don king's haircut lookin pubes
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:It makes a fun game for your lover to try to find your weiner I know full well what my wiener is, but that other word is unknown to me.
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my pubes my pubes my lovely lady pubes check em out
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:As I mentioned, my pubes and dick are similar length/girth so I can’t tell the difference. A hair clip might injure my fragile penis if I were to pinch it with the hair clip so I just let things happen as they will. God what’s your dick made out of? Porcelain? ![]()
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my pubes are 7 inches long and my 8 inch PP sticks out like a diglett (from pokemon)
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:God what’s your dick made out of? Porcelain? Porcelain tastes way different.
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Nothing to worry about OP, this is very normal in people who have tiny little dicks
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No chode shaming.
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Give your dick pigtails with pretty little bows ![]()
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Just so u kno what I'm packin![]()
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Smugworth posted:Just so u kno what I'm packin Probably smells about the same too
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Male pattern baldness for balls
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numberoneposter posted:my pubes are 7 inches long and my 8 inch PP sticks out like a diglett (from pokemon) Hmmm so just the knob sticks out, like a mushroom from a frayed out paintbrush. ![]() I’m feeling a little better about my old man pubes guys, your stories really help. Also can someone goldmine this thread already? ![]()
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Dong sized liberty spikes made outta your long pubes.
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Treecko posted:Probably smells about the same too And cuts you with jagged metal.
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Treecko posted:Probably smells about the same too Lol get his rear end
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I think I’m gonna get some black dye and butch wax and eye shadow and do porcupine nutsack. ![]()
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I wonder if touching my genitals to one of those plasma orb things they have at the museum will make my pubic hair stand straight on end. Sounds like an experiment. Stand back
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Fred Flinstone...
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think I’m gonna get some black dye and butch wax and eye shadow and do porcupine nutsack. me and the boys in the bathroom at lunch playing porcupine nutsack
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Fred Flinstone... WE LMA!!!
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I'm gonna put a weave in my nut hair
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"Okay, slick. But let me tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... pubes."
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I shave my pubes from root to stem so i cant add to the discussion
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m feeling a little better about my old man pubes guys, your stories really help. Wait til your balls hang halfway to your knees, it'll be an interesting addition to that look. I had some young adults laugh at my danglers (not that low hanging 'fruit', yet) at a clothes optional festival, and that was years ago. I think grey or long wild pubes as well would only add to the comedy. Fake edit: Almost edited for better clarity, til I remembered who I was replying to. :P
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Lol that your flaccid dick is so small that this is even possible
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I mean I have a huge dick, but the pubes have grown long. Very long. ![]()
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When I was young I thought pubes also referred to armpit hair which resulted in an embarrassing conversation in some AOL chat room
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hmmm so just the knob sticks out, like a mushroom from a frayed out paintbrush.
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I shave my pubes daily but I have an innie ![]()
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojDC4BWIYKY
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the pube bone's connected to the dick bone the dick bone's connected to the balls bone
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thin blue whine posted:it doesn't get wider tho it's like i got a tiny willow tree hanging from my crotch to my ankles
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gonna shave some fashionable mutton chops to better accentuate my dicke and balls
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Mr.Acula posted:Lol that your flaccid dick is so small that this is even possible Check out Mr short pubes here
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i trim my dick down so it doesn't get in the way of the hairs, the ladies prefer it that way
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:18 |
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pubes squared plus balls squared equals dick squared thats the pubeagorean theorem
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