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Data Graham posted:Can't get over how Trumpy this quote of his is just like his "lawsuit time," tweet. He's just trump 30 years behind.
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mobby_6kl posted:Looks like loving Teletext I dig it I kind of love 1980's future website vibes
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Paracausal posted:https://twitter.com/tamoorh/status/1648827409825959936?t=v2taLDiF4F-drkf_1mZpeg&s=19 Didn't expect to see Victor Lucas dunking on him in the replies.
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Apr 20, 2023 02:55
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In reality they aren't after him (a billionaire) they're after you (a person who only eats two 7-11 hotdogs even though you know you could easily eat 4 or 5 (because of societal norms)). He's just in the way
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Apr 20, 2023 02:59
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"I'm really....y'know...very...familiar with space...stuff" - real life Tony Stark
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Apr 20, 2023 03:02
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*breaks through wall hbomberguy style* One small problem Elon, if the aliens are already on earth they’re not necessarily in loving space any more, are they?
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Data Graham posted:Am I thinking of the wrong thing or did Elon Musk not do some product reveal on stage a few years ago of a purported amazing new robot that looked just like a human in a bodysuit and could dance and jump around just like a human in a bodysuit and had a bodysuit just like a human in a bodysuit ? Did you see the reveal last year? https://i.imgur.com/HPZYGSD.mp4
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Apr 20, 2023 03:15
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Eeyo posted:Did you see the reveal last year? if this thing ever hooks up to an AI it's game over, we're all terminated
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Apr 20, 2023 03:18
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I was in space and I didn't see any aliens
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Apr 20, 2023 03:23
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https://www.tiktok.com/@thedailyshow/video/7223869296391261486?lang=en&q=the%20daily%20show&t=1681957462257
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Apr 20, 2023 03:24
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Data Graham posted:I was in space and I didn't see any aliens I very much doubt that
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Apr 20, 2023 03:28
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You're right, I saw aliens sorry
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Apr 20, 2023 03:34
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GreenBuckanneer posted:https://www.tiktok.com/@thedailyshow/video/7223869296391261486?lang=en&q=the%20daily%20show&t=1681957462257 aids
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Data Graham posted:You're right, I saw aliens
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reminder that decent cosplayers can do bodysuits like that that dont crease or have obvious seams. again musk is a billionaire but cant be assed to make a good cosplay. e: also the "real "-er bot is somehow worse than 90s animatronics. hell maybe even earlier decades. PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Apr 20, 2023 |
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Apr 20, 2023 04:10
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This actually happened in real life.
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Apr 20, 2023 04:21
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Click. Print. Lawsuit time.
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Musk tells Twitter advertisers: You're welcome back, but don't make demands Meanwhile, available data suggests biggest spenders have largely stayed away from Twitter 2.0, er... X Corp https://www.theregister.com/AMP/2023/04/19/musk_says_twitter_advertisers_can/ Elon Musk took to the stage at an advertising conference yesterday to try to reassure attendees that Twitter was a safe place to serve ads, while also warning the biz won't bow to pressure from advertisers who want to dictate its behavior. Speaking with Linda Yaccarino, chairman of global advertising and partnerships at NBCUniversal, Musk reportedly (there don't appear to be videos available of the talk at this point) said freedom of speech at Twitter was paramount, and the company was willing to lose money if it meant protecting that right. "We're trying to achieve here a sensible middle ground, or we're trying to satisfy a range of things, which is how to ensure the public has their voice… but also that you're able to serve your brands and improve the perception of your brands, and your sales as well," Musk reportedly said. "But it is not cool to say what Twitter will do," the billionaire added. The early days at Musk's Twitter were marked by an exodus of advertisers, who were responsible for some 90 percent of Twitter's revenue before Musk's October takeover. Multiple major advertising agencies urged their clients to pause Twitter ads in November of last year, citing concerns that the platform wouldn't be able to ensure brand safety amid the unbanning of far-right trolls and a spike in hate speech shortly after Twitter got its new owner. Musk even opted to publicly call out some advertisers, asking if Apple hated "free speech in America" due to its advertising pause on the social media site, which has since ended. Twitter attempted to lure advertisers back in December with incentives like spend matching, but it's unclear how much of an effect that's had. According to Musk's recent BBC interview, most of Twitter's advertisers have returned, though third-party data doesn't necessarily back that up: As of January Twitter's daily revenue was down by more than 40 percent, with much of that loss attributable to the departure of advertisers. Musk also claimed to the BBC that Twitter was at a break-even point, though without offering anything to suggest that's actually the case. Amusingly, from April 25, Microsoft's ad platform will drop Twitter. "Smart Campaigns with Multi-platform will no longer support Twitter," the Windows giant wrote Wednesday. That means, according to Redmond, you'll be unable to "access your Twitter account through our social management tool; create and manage drafts or tweets; view past tweets and engagement; [and] schedule tweets" via the software giant's online advertising tools. "Other social media channels such as Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn will continue to be available," added Microsoft, which owns LinkedIn. Musk's response was to point a finger at Microsoft and where it got data to train its AI systems: "They trained illegally using Twitter data. Lawsuit time." Strong "don't tell me what to do, dad" energy. Did I say strong? I meant whiny and cringy.
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Apr 20, 2023 05:00
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Glad to see the Boer bore learned nothing
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The Last Call posted:Musk tells Twitter advertisers: You're welcome back, but don't make demands General Bullshit > Elon Musk "But it is not cool to say what Twitter will do," no, wait Prettz posted:General Bullshit > Elon Musk This actually happened in real life.
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Mx. posted:Glad to see the Boer bore learned nothing Come back Shaka Zulu, all is forgiven.
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Musk is really feeling himself.
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yook posted:to space, you are the aliens ...and then Data Graham was a Martian.
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It finally dawned on me who Elon has been reminding me of. Can I borrow a DogeCoin? Put all your base in my Harambe of love!  What do you say Grimes? Will you marry me? Again? Ew, no! Uhh, can I have my Rick and Morty crossover tees back at least?
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I refuse to stop hitting myself until people laugh.
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The Butcher posted:I refuse to stop hitting myself until people laugh. a bunch of rakes lined up, but they grow increasingly large and menacing
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Apr 20, 2023 07:57
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Linked the SUE MICROSOFT tweet to a mate That's it dickhead, just keep adding random 'verifiable' poo poo to users handle Absolute iconagraphy word salad at this point
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Why are there 2 icons and a loving purple word now that all inherently mean the same thing in different ways. Holy poo poo Elon
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Elon Musk is like if bonzi buddy became a person
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Congrats Elon on inventing Reddit flair
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Bizarrely the rakes are double ended, launching a salvo of spikes faceward on every step
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I will never not be amazed at how bad Elon is at speaking. Wasn't the bazinga theory that he's somehow too smart to form a coherent sentence?
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QuarkJets posted:Elon Musk is like if bonzi buddy became a person This nails it, but you misspelled ponzi. Wait, what's a ponzi that only takes from investors and never pays out?
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gschmidl posted:This nails it, but you misspelled ponzi. Wait, what's a ponzi that only takes from investors and never pays out? A Muski scheme?
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gschmidl posted:This nails it, but you misspelled ponzi. Wait, what's a ponzi that only takes from investors and never pays out? A regular scam.
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Eeyo posted:Did you see the reveal last year? Hey, I know that guy!  wait why is he reaching for his head oh no oh nonononono
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Eeyo posted:Did you see the reveal last year? I also feel like there was nowhere near enough incredulation expressed at the fact that previously Elon brought an actual human being on stage cosplaying as a robot, and people (stans) just accepted that as meaning that Tesla were on the verge of upending the robotics industry, and that they "didn't want to show their hand too early". It's just insane.
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E the Shaggy posted:There is so SO much more money to be made on the right than a left, it's stupid. You get picked up by the Koch Brothers and/or the Mercers and you're made in the shade. They'll funnel millions into you. You don't even lose your existing left leaning audience because they will still hate watch you.
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Lets compare the bots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lp0cM3hmBs Yea Boston Dynamics cannot compete!!!
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