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Your work controls what apps you can install on your personal phone? That’s rough, I hope they pay you well for the privilege.
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That Tik tok cadence drives me loving batty. It’s such a weird affect. It’s sort of like trying to be neutral but also “can you believe this poo poo” all I. The manner of a middle school presentation I hate it
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Morpheus posted:gently caress all this made up socials poo poo. Baby Gronk, Rizzed, the Balkans, Hague, I simply can't keep up. https://twitter.com/jfruh/status/1666859633309519872
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Baby Gronk. Broke The Brains. Of Middle Aged. Internet Dwellers. At Only. Nine Years Old. Baby Gronk. Is. Not Only. The Number. One Prospect. In America. According To The. Drip King. He's Also Responsible. For Triggering. Minor Neurological Episodes. In Aging Web Users. Will This Be. Enough. For. Baby Gronk. To Take Over. The Drip. King. And Be Rizzed.
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If you wanna read a thread about a judge absolutely reaming out an attorney who got caught using chatGPT to write an entire brief, well I have good news https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1666838526762139650 https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1666858884571574296 Quite so! Ambitious Spider posted:That Tik tok cadence drives me loving batty. It’s such a weird affect. It’s sort of like trying to be neutral but also “can you believe this poo poo” all I. The manner of a middle school presentation Could be worse https://twitter.com/verbluffen_/status/1666197040613797890 zoux has a new favorite as of 18:42 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Ambitious Spider posted:That Tik tok cadence drives me loving batty. It’s such a weird affect. It’s sort of like trying to be neutral but also “can you believe this poo poo” all I. The manner of a middle school presentation That and that stupid automated voiceover. Anyway I haven't rizzed up anything since university when I accidentally ate a few pot brownies and had waaay too much vodka drinks after. Was rizzing up everything for the next couple days.
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Subjunctive posted:Your work controls what apps you can install on your personal phone? That’s rough, I hope they pay you well for the privilege. I’m working for a firm that does a good amount of federal contracting and while I’m not doing that they’re doing a blanket policy to be in compliance as trying to split down the hairs would be an unholy pain in the rear end. As my personal phone is a BYOD affair and I use it for teams/outlook it qualifies so here we are. This said I am very well compensated so I’m not worried about it. I get more benefit from being able to be on calls while not at my desk (read: making coffee, talking walks, playing with the baby) than the once every few months of TT use so eh.
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Jun 8, 2023 18:51
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King Carnivore posted:What’s that thing where people try to babby hack or whatever? Like when they try to have their kid be born at a certain time of year so that they’ll be larger than their cohorts and more dominant in youth sports… baby gronk is that on steroids, probably literally. I think that's just called ejaculating in your wife's vagina during April.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:09
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I ejaculate in a big vagina that's my wife's.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:09
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Nobody who has watched a full pannakoek video has any grounds to complain about Baby Gronk.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:23
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Post Tweets: buzz due to schadenfreude
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Lobok posted:I think that's just called ejaculating in your wife's vagina during April. I also ejaculate in that guy’s wife’s vagina
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Jun 8, 2023 19:37
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Okay okay, Baby Gronk is a football prodigy and Livvy is apparently some kind of gymnast. Who the gently caress is the Drip King??
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theflyingexecutive posted:Nobody who has watched a full pannakoek video has any grounds to complain about Baby Gronk. 
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Jun 8, 2023 19:49
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Vandar posted:Okay okay, Baby Gronk is a football prodigy and Livvy is apparently some kind of gymnast. Looks like it's another student athlete (this time lacrosse at U Mass) named Caleb Hammett. Here's his profile, if you care! https://www.tiktok.com/@thedripkingg?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@TheDripKing40/videos https://www.instagram.com/thedripkingg/?hl=en Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 19:53
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Pannenkoek makes multihour videos about unnecessary Mario 64 tricks. It's an argument that millennial cringe is equal in nature or degree to zoomer cringe, which it isnt
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Jun 8, 2023 19:53
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An adult man choosing to hyperfixate on SM64 glitches isn't really the same as a dad choosing to give his son the brain damage
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Jun 8, 2023 19:55
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Baby Gronk doo doo da doo da doo
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Jun 8, 2023 19:56
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A lot of this seems to be driven by college lacrosse players
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King Carnivore posted:What’s that thing where people try to babby hack or whatever? Like when they try to have their kid be born at a certain time of year so that they’ll be larger than their cohorts and more dominant in youth sports… baby gronk is that on steroids, probably literally. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirting_(academic) ?
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 Important Drip King update: he has now found God.https://twitter.com/Sayers33/status/1666211213607329805?cxt=HHwWmoCzvaqRyZ8uAAAA https://twitter.com/fayemikah/status/1666827552285917190 https://twitter.com/Grey_IsTrue/status/1666553762113273856 https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1666525607855812608
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Jun 8, 2023 20:08
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This is when you defer your entry into Starfleet so you don't serve under a protagonist
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:An adult man choosing to hyperfixate on SM64 glitches isn't really the same as a dad choosing to give his son the brain damage Maybe the former is a result of the latter, though?
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Jun 8, 2023 20:13
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Wait, Baby Gronk isn't Rob Gronkowski's kid?
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Air Skwirl posted:Wait, Baby Gronk isn't Rob Gronkowski's kid? nope https://theathletic.com/4592818/2023/06/08/baby-gronk-father-college-football-qa/
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Lobok posted:Maybe the former is a result of the latter, though? A back is a back, you can't say it's only a quarter
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the interview with the dad of the football influencer kid is terrrifying. he speaks entirely in three word sentences about his (also terrifying) goals. like he talks like how the terminator thinks. "I'll find Sarah Connor. I'm in the police station. I have a shotgun. I kill every cop. I'll find Sarah Connor. Baby Gronk will be a millionaire. I know people. I can do this. He has a following. My son is a brand. I hurt my ACL. It doesn't matter. I'll be rich. I'll find Sarah Connor."
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Jun 8, 2023 20:28
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uber_stoat posted:nope Actual Gronk should sue.
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Air Skwirl posted:Actual Gronk should sue. And become a big baby himself.
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I feel like the weird part isn't about baby gronk, it's about that dudes incredible dead eyed stare. There's something deeply wrong with it, like he is a homunculus make of marketing papers
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eonblue174 posted:I feel like the weird part isn't about baby gronk, it's about that dudes incredible dead eyed stare. There's something deeply wrong with it, like he is a homunculus make of marketing papers That dude is a carbon copy of every Phi Delt I've ever met in my life, down to the shaggy hair, the beatup snapback, and the lacrosse playing.
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projecthalaxy posted:Pannenkoek makes multihour videos about unnecessary Mario 64 tricks. It's an argument that millennial cringe is equal in nature or degree to zoomer cringe, which it isnt all generations have been equally cringe by volume, zoomers just have social media and a profit motive to propagate it
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He prays and lifts, Bros
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A "Baby Gronk" by any other name is just Todd Marinovich. I would not be shocked if he flames out just as spectacularly, as well. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/975675-todd-marinovich-will-serve-as-cautionary-tale-to-young-athletes-in-espn-feature
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