nine-gear crow posted:

This is why American shed-built murdersubs are superior because they at least kill billionaires and millionaires instead

Devorum posted:

Only downside is now fewer billionaires will willingly climb into rickety ocean death traps.

Anders posted:

Denmark is a cursed country. Lego and Legoland is pretty drat awesome though

Mr. Grapes! posted:

mewse posted:

My favourite part of cleganebowl was when clegane said "its clegane time" and cleganed all over clegane

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Lol that reminds me of another Netflix show, the Medici one. Much like GoT, it has lots of medieval weirdos running around hitting each other with swords and taking their shirts off. Not great, fine romp though.

But it has Robb Stark and Sean Bean as Cosimo de’Medici and Iacopo Pazzi, respectively. And surrounded by posh and italian actors they make no attempt to do anything but the exact same gruff northern sword man persona despite being supposedly these cunning scheming banker types. It’s really funny

Season One feels less like Cosimo biopic and more “Robb Stark goes to Firenze” isekai

basx posted:

SECRET PREVIEW: The Winds of Winter

Jon Starkgaryen Snow, Undead Warg Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, stood atop the Wall, despairing. The Others had come, and the pale pinpoints of their dead eyes filled the dark field below like a galaxy of stars.

To his left and right, the Wall's last stalwart defenders gave up all hope, and Jon wrinkled his nose at the stench as they loosed their bowels upon the ramparts. Hot brown sludge flowed like day-old cocoa down the legs of their black breeches, freezing in slippery pools upon the ice.

Jon raised Longclaw, an impotent gesture against the vast horde, but he would die with honor - just like the last time, and maybe the time before that.

Then he heard the sound, a deep thrumming like the sound of wind whipping through the banners over Winterfell's high towers. He looked up into the gray sky and saw them, three sets of leathery wings beating down. Dragons. One was larger than his brothers - a black nightmare that carried a slim woman with silvery hair.

The rumors of the dragon queen across the sea had reached Eastwatch months before, but Jon was shocked to see her here, at the Wall. She should have been in King's Landing.

The booming crack of ice breaking brought him back to the here and now. The black dragon had settled its great claws on the wall like an eagle perching on a pine bough, but Jon was startled to see it facing south, away from the oncoming horde of undead.

Then the dragon queen stood on the great beast's back. She looked longingly to the south, and Jon knew that her thoughts were of her birthright, the Iron Throne.

All had gone quiet upon the Wall. Jon's few remaining men simply gawked at the black dragon and his brothers circling far above. In the silence, Jon heard the dragon queen speak, her soft voice clear as silver bells in the crisp air. "To go south, I must first poo poo north."

Jon watched as she hiked her silk robe around her graceful, curving hips, exposing the pale, soft skin of her buttocks. She gave a little grunt, and a steaming torrent of viscous fluid shot out, arcing into the space beyond the wall.
The dragon staggered from the force of the blast, but held its ground. The hot brown liquid froze immediately in the fierce north wind, and as it plummeted toward the earth, the turds became razor sharp crystals of putrid ice. They tore into the ranks of the Others, shredding the cold, otherworldly knights.

Hope surged in Jon's chest, and he grinned madly and shouted at the dragon queen. Just then, another great beast landed on the wall and stared at Jon with its smouldering eyes. Rather than recoil in horror, Jon took two long strides, and without thinking, found himself at the dragon's side, climbing its cream-colored scales to its back.

Something hot moved within him, like a lamprey still wriggling in its pie. He turned his back to the Others, dropped his trousers and gave a great push...

To be continued in 2029 loving never.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

The audio book reading of brown water might be one of the funniest things of all time to be honest.

Shageletic posted:

Lol didn't even have to google to think that Sean Bean eats it here

Shageletic posted:

They're pretty great on the show.

Hot D is pretty good overall so far.

Evil Fluffy posted:

Surely by now there's a TV show with Sean Bean where his character repeatedly finds himself in certain death situations only to show up in a later scene perfectly ok and like nothing happened, right?

Evil Fluffy posted:

Surely by now there's a TV show with Sean Bean where his character repeatedly finds himself in certain death situations only to show up in a later scene perfectly ok and like nothing happened, right?

KellHound posted:

Apparently after Game of Thrones, Sean Bean is refusing to take parts where he dies. It was getting too predictable he said.

mewse posted:

has someone explained to him that everyone dies eventually

mewse posted:

has someone explained to him that everyone dies eventually

Coquito Ergo Sum posted:

I'll keep posting his stuff, but Glidus is a good watch. Here's an April Fool's video he did where he grabbed a few ASOIAF-channels and dragooned them into a trivia show based around fan theories:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mOUdw0m1VU&t=257s

ulvir posted:

and then cut to Ramsay running around shirtless like some anime villain against several heavily armoured and armed soldiers.

Happy Landfill posted:

I'm a really big fan of his very first video, his theory that Sweet Robin's real dad is Little Finger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX_tubKH3nI