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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

withak posted:

Court appearance must be excruciating for Trump, he has to sit quietly in a room amongst everyone else while someone sitting at the front of the room behind a bigger desk gets all of the attention while telling everyone what to do. Getting to rant at the press during breaks must be the only think keeping him going.

he doesn't have to be there, he already lost the case

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



I audibly gasped lol

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Looks like a mole man.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



Evil Mirror Universe Conan O'Brien!?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



Looks like jackhammered dogshit

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Yeah he's only there to 'rant and rave like a lunatic' outside to be the center off attention, regurgitating the same lies over and over and over.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



Jesus loving christ

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Majere posted:

Yeah he's only there to 'rant and rave like a lunatic' outside to be the center off attention, regurgitating the same lies over and over and over.

Grift

Obstruct

Projection

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That woman's face is just :discourse:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



lol

lmao

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




He looks like a loving braunschweiger if you take away his bronzer oranger.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

his white blood cell count must be astronomical, that's the only explanation for his lack of hue. because white blood cells are definitely white. i'm definitely a medical professional.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



Well that's one way to put me off my food.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Droogie posted:

He looks like a loving braunschweiger if you take away his bronzer oranger.

I imagine that Donald Trump probably feels like a braunschweiger if you touch him

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



nobodygetshurt posted:

his white blood cell count must be astronomical, that's the only explanation for his lack of hue. because white blood cells are definitely white. i'm definitely a medical professional.

He certainly looks like a macrophage

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



Louder with Powder (from the 1995 film Powder) (might not rhyme)

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



MrQwerty posted:

I imagine that Donald Trump probably feels like a braunschweiger if you touch him

Braunschweiger did nothing to deserve this slander.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

hey I don't make the rules

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




So did everyone forget again that Gym is still ducking a subpoena for J6 committee testimony?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Regalingualius posted:

So did everyone forget again that Gym is still ducking a subpoena for J6 committee testimony?

no, they are part of the insurrection too.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Afakasi posted:

It's because his pants are loose and wrinkly because his diaper isn't full yet.



Someone needs to track his pants through the day and see if the diaper is filling up

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




why dont they want to win those seats anyway? Is it that they will devote more resources to those seats?

Personally, I would do phonebanking or something of that nature for someone that stands up to Jordan.The democrats are starting to recognize they aren''t their friends across the aisle and I am here for it.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

nobodygetshurt posted:

his white blood cell count must be astronomical, that's the only explanation for his lack of hue. because white blood cells are definitely white. i'm definitely a medical professional.

You’re as qualified as “Doctor” Ronnie Jackson, give this poster a job!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Regalingualius posted:

So did everyone forget again that Gym is still ducking a subpoena for J6 committee testimony?

they want the king insurrectionist to be speaker in the hope that he shuts down the government for a year and removes all agency from the other party in the house by force

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

it's the equivalent of voting a nazi party member to speakership after the beer hall putsch.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GolfHole posted:

it's the equivalent of voting a nazi party member to speakership after the beer hall putsch.

and it will lead to the same fascist result.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


nobodygetshurt posted:

I just color matched his face to his hands...



Let's not be too generous with his hair either.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Chutkan's gag order (3 pages)
https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2023cr0257-105

quote:

Accordingly, and pursuant to Local Criminal Rule 57.7(c), it is hereby ORDERED that:
All interested parties in this matter, including the parties and their counsel, are
prohibited from making any public statements, or directing others to make any
public statements, that target (1) the Special Counsel prosecuting this case or his
staff; (2) defense counsel or their staff; (3) any of this court’s staff or other
supporting personnel; or (4) any reasonably foreseeable witness or the substance of
their testimony.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Grey Cat posted:

Let's not be too generous with his hair either.



gently caress that, the top of his head doesn't have any hair on it.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Pretty sure he broke that with the public statements he put out yesterday.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Pook Good Mook posted:

gently caress that, the top of his head doesn't have any hair on it.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Yeah he already broke that gag order lol

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



c-span giving us the numbers for today

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



They herding the hogs on for the big vote on Comrade Buckeye yet?

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Grey Cat posted:

Let's not be too generous with his hair either.



Trump without hair or bronzer....

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Is there going to be 3 hours of speeches before the vote?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Liquid Chicken posted:

Trump without hair or bronzer....

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I do like that CNN is just openly making GBS threads on Jordan right now.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1714287944243319290

fml

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


lol he doesn't have it

needs an extra hour to intimidate/threaten Rs and come up with fuckery plans to lower the threshold if it goes to multiple votes

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