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In a strange twist FF8R is a management game where you fill the shoes of Cid Kramer, running the Garden. You manage class schedules and roster, deploy units to combat zones, and struggle to somehow make money before NORG comes knocking.
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Mordiceius posted:In the JP script for FF8, was it still hot dogs? Or was it something like yakisoba pan? It's flavored bread, yeah. Something that I am sure would cause unending rage if they 'changed' it for the remake.
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Ainsley McTree posted:cafeteria worker minigame where you have to serve hot dogs at the lunch rush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWcKcUn7e-8
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SettingSun posted:In a strange twist FF8R is a management game where you fill the shoes of Cid Kramer, running the Garden. You manage class schedules and roster, deploy units to combat zones, and struggle to somehow make money before NORG comes knocking. you need to make sure to give your SEEDs enough hot dogs to complete missions before the GFs eat their brain
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ManSedan posted:If there were a VIII Remake I'd want the Garden campus to be HUGE. Dozens of classrooms with the walls detailed with everything from elementary school age colors and posters all the way up to stuffy college lecture halls. A gigantic library and expansive dorms with different zones of kids hanging out. Multiple tiered parking lot. Of course the admin floors would be just as detailed as the classrooms and dorms. Just give me a whole huge school full of character and history. And then make it fly later. I feel like this about practically every location in 6, 8, and 9 (and 7 but they're delivering on that). I kinda hate being such a sucker for the wave of nostalgic remakes but the FFs are such rich and distinct worlds that there really is so much you could dig down into or designs you could glow up while remaining true to the originals. I feel like that's the draw of all the FF7 extended stuff, which I am also pretty down on as a whole. The execution may be wanting but I certainly don't begrudge anyone the desire to explore that world more.
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hotdogs make more sense to americans, culturally
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Huge missed opportunity to do product placement and make them Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits.
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ManSedan posted:If there were a VIII Remake I'd want the Garden campus to be HUGE. Dozens of classrooms with the walls detailed with everything from elementary school age colors and posters all the way up to stuffy college lecture halls. A gigantic library and expansive dorms with different zones of kids hanging out. Multiple tiered parking lot. Of course the admin floors would be just as detailed as the classrooms and dorms. Just give me a whole huge school full of character and history. And then make it fly later. delling, timber and esthar (but gently caress the empty highways) are also right up there in terms of locations that really needs to be expanded in that way in a hypothetical remake
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SettingSun posted:In a strange twist FF8R is a management game where you fill the shoes of Cid Kramer, running the Garden. You manage class schedules and roster, deploy units to combat zones, and struggle to somehow make money before NORG comes knocking. I would play the poo poo out of a Persona style FF8 remake
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triple sulk posted:I would play the poo poo out of a Persona style FF8 remake "Your friendship with Selphie has increased! Unlocked DIE FOR ME."
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FF8R will also feature a scene where Galbadian Army medic tends to Squall before he's shipped off to prison. He will look directly into the camera while talking to Seifer and say "He's badly injured but I managed to prevent cardiac arrest" The "Squall is dead" nerds will only get louder about their awesome theory
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I imagine they would just alter the scene to something other than him getting speared by an icicle.
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They live in a world of magic where everyone around him has access to potent healing spells and he was captured by an incredibly powerful witch.
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I do wanna see a lifeguard performing CPR and casting Cure while doing chest compressions.
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RareAcumen posted:I do wanna see a lifeguard performing CPR and casting Cure while doing chest compressions. ![]()
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Hardest boss in final fantasy. Hardest super boss was the broken military parade.
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RareAcumen posted:I do wanna see a lifeguard performing CPR and casting Cure while doing chest compressions. "Nurse defibrillator!" *nurse begins casting thunder1*
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jokes posted:Hardest boss in final fantasy. Hardest super boss was the broken military parade. i got a perfect score once
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jokes posted:Hardest boss in final fantasy. Hardest super boss was the broken military parade. the swinging pipe during the plate climb where the text box for failure was mistranslated and would tell you to do the exact opposite of what you were actually supposed to do
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i got a perfect score once Bullshit
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mmaybe not a perfect score but i've gotten the force sword before
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that sword is thankfully not connected to the viewer ratings, only rufus’ joy%
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Somebody send that guy a bomb. "Received 'grenade'"
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FF8 Remake will instead be styled after MGS5 and you're managing a mercenary company.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:hotdogs make more sense to americans, culturally I was a teenager when 8 came out and probably was too dumb to know what yakisoba pan was and too lazy to look it up and while I’m better now, I still like the idea of zell as the hot dog guy
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It's a classic case of improvement added in localization.
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8's world is one of the cases of JRPG worlds being compressed kinda feels to its detriment. With 4 5 6 and 9 you can buy that there's just these kingdoms and the scattered villages you visit are somewhat representative of more villages out in the world that you just don't see. For FF7 it feels reasonable that there's one giant megacity and everywhere else is in decline or barely hanging on in the face of Shinra. Place's like Nibelheim and Gongaga were already under Shinra's thumb even before the start of the game; Wutai is the only major power with anything even resembling independence (and Cosmo Canyon I guess?). Meanwhile the world of FF8 has three big mercenary schools catering to, what, three nations? The Galbadia-Timber and Galbadia-Esthar wars were basically over by the time the Gardens even got up and running.
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That logic still applies to 8 though. There’s conceivably dozens of little Winhills throughout the world. Dollet was even its own little duchy just prior to the games start and I’m sure there’s more to that place than just one little seaside town.
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bewilderment posted:8's world is one of the cases of JRPG worlds being compressed kinda feels to its detriment. this extremely feels like an argument tailor made to be applied selectively
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bewilderment posted:8's world is one of the cases of JRPG worlds being compressed kinda feels to its detriment. It's because the last Lunar Cry sandblasted the loving planet - FF8 is post-apocalyptic in many ways, Lunatic Pandora is a loving doomsday device and goddamn it now I have to play FF8 again.
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The entire world of FF8 was Kompressed
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New FF8R Minigame![]()
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mmm love my hot dogs swarthed with metal
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Sandblasted the planet eighty years ago.
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Agents are GO! posted:It's because the last Lunar Cry sandblasted the loving planet - FF8 is post-apocalyptic in many ways, Lunatic Pandora is a loving doomsday device and goddamn it now I have to play FF8 again. But the Gardens in their current form (as a business) postdate the Lunar Cry as well as the major wars.
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Gardens as mercenary schools are like a decade old tops.
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Also one of the oddest things about FFVIII is that the super-advanced Centra civilization that was destroyed by the Lunar Cry was destroyed a whopping 80 years ago. They're long forgotten and if this was an "apocalypse," everybody has forgotten that, too, all in the span of less than a hundred years.
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nobody can watch TV or listen to the radio anymore because it's all screaming
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NikkolasKing posted:Also one of the oddest things about FFVIII is that the super-advanced Centra civilization that was destroyed by the Lunar Cry was destroyed a whopping 80 years ago. The ADHD planet.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:09 |
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its realistic i dont give a poo poo about the ottoman empire why should they
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