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Bulletproof? Check Arrowproof? Check Costco microfiber cloth proof? Ummmmm working on it
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still laughing at that video where cybertrunk closes and breaks carrots in half. any reported broken fingers yet?
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Jan 20, 2024 18:15
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Wipe off bird poop: scratches car Leave bird poop: erodes car
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Jan 20, 2024 18:16
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WhyteRyce posted:Wipe off bird poop: scratches car There's got to be a better way!
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Jan 20, 2024 18:16
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The sound system is bangin though
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Jan 20, 2024 18:17
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redshirt posted:There's got to be a better way! we need sub-microfiber towels!
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Jan 20, 2024 18:23
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Maybe you could shoot the bird poop off
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Jan 20, 2024 18:25
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Steadiman posted:we need sub-microfiber towels! loving lol
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Jan 20, 2024 18:26
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out of the various materials you can build a car out of, I would've chosen one that is stronger than bird poo poo
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Jan 20, 2024 18:27
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Steadiman posted:we need sub-microfiber towels! you have said the absolute truth
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Jan 20, 2024 18:27
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ben shapino posted:Maybe you could shoot the bird poop off I hate your avatar more than I hated your last avatar.
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Jan 20, 2024 18:29
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Steadiman posted:we need sub-microfiber towels! !!
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Jan 20, 2024 18:30
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Hazo posted:Came here to post this. He’s just the whiniest motherfucker and he has an astounding main character delusion complex Imagine that you post child porn and get off scott-free because the owner of the site loves you and you're STILL pissed off at him.
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Jan 20, 2024 18:52
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holtemon posted:Bulletproof? Check narrator: they were not, in fact, working on it
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Jan 20, 2024 19:01
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E the Shaggy posted:Imagine that you post child porn and get off scott-free because the owner of the site loves you and you're STILL pissed off at him. boy elon just can't catch a break, can he
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Jan 20, 2024 19:07
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E the Shaggy posted:Imagine that you post child porn and get off scott-free because the owner of the site loves you and you're STILL pissed off at him. Everybody who's job ISN'T "being a pedo" has to like, be all nice to their boss to maintain their pay, but this guy gets to just complain and yell about it to the largest audience possible
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Jan 20, 2024 19:20
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I fuckin love carpal! I get high as poo poo and watch their vids all the time
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Jan 20, 2024 19:57
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coconono posted:I fuckin love carpal! I get high as poo poo and watch their vids all the time Same but all that ket has caused me to develop Carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Jan 20, 2024 20:32
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I just love stopping to charge my cybertruck every 50 miles when I'm towing my horse trailer
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flubber nuts posted:they already do this though i think? when i worked at walmart one hundred years ago some dipspit redneck scoffed at me for using an umbrella when it was pouring rain. it was like getting hit with a flashbang. i had to sit down it was so disorienting. badass as hell. You woke baby my monitor is on
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Jan 20, 2024 20:53
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Radio Paranoia posted:Don't cry for me Yaccarino
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Jan 20, 2024 20:55
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credburn posted:I hate your avatar more than I hated your last avatar. Tell it to Earth
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Jan 20, 2024 20:56
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WhyteRyce posted:Is this supposed to be a weird flex? "Everything promised was a lie, otherwise, love the car."
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Jan 20, 2024 20:56
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I just got off an airplane and I’m still lollin that the racist mentally ill hotep weirdo who got banned from Twitter for posting child porn was so goddamn annoying that elon himself emerged from his K-hole to tell him to shut the gently caress up
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Jan 20, 2024 20:57
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gschmidl posted:I certainly wish everyone in these tweets would DIE.
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Jan 20, 2024 20:58
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Radio Paranoia posted:Don't cry for me Yaccarino I don't know why my brain refused to preserve the actual lyrics to this song but instead stored the chorus as ending with You saw the movie Now buy the album
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Why would you use equivalent. There are 60 minutes in an hour of course that’s how many it is
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kazil posted:...
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CharlestheHammer posted:Why would you use equivalent. There are 60 minutes in an hour of course that’s how many it is You won't believe how many seconds that is
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Jan 20, 2024 21:53
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i thought they got rid of spaces after the desantis failure to launch. anyway, those numbers are fake
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They traded Dom Lucre for MrBeast. Telsa's Magic Numbers Game™ at work?! Steadiman posted:Biggest reveal of this is that Spaces is still a thing that exists, isn't it just a glorified zoom meeting? What happens in these millions of hours? Is it just hour upon hour of complaining about how DEI is evil and whites are the most discriminated people? Seems so, OP.
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Jan 20, 2024 21:56
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I don't know when they brought it back but they had one when Elmo platformed Alex Jones and it kept cutting him out from time to time while AJ kept polishing his knob
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Jan 20, 2024 21:58
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It's funny that anyone thinks you'd get paid a dollar for 100 views. I could see how people might be obsessed with becoming social media rich if they thought it was that lucrative. 100k would be a lowball if this was youtube, but it's not. 10k would be possible for certain other platforms and formats, but this is Twitter. $100 seems about right. I think the old numbers we saw would match up better with 1k but I can't imagine it's gone up since then
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Jan 20, 2024 22:00
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Kit Walker posted:It's funny that anyone thinks you'd get paid a dollar for 100 views. I could see how people might be obsessed with becoming social media rich if they thought it was that lucrative. 100k would be a lowball if this was youtube, but it's not. 10k would be possible for certain other platforms and formats, but this is Twitter. $100 seems about right. I think the old numbers we saw would match up better with 1k but I can't imagine it's gone up since then It's not so much a question of how many dollars per view but rather how much will Elon make sure Mr beast gets paid for this particular video to try to convince people to create content for his garbage rear end website full of racist transphobic losers
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Jan 20, 2024 22:03
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ben shapino posted:It's not so much a question of how many dollars per view but rather how much will Elon make sure Mr beast gets paid for this particular video to try to convince people to create content for his garbage rear end website full of racist transphobic losers yeah and it's definitely gonna be the highest number so I fully expect it to be at least a million
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He must know Elon's thumb will be on the scale. But lol if Elon could afford to just throw 1Mil at him. "Sorry everybody, but I had to bribe Mr.Best, so no money left for anybody else." "Elon, you have a deep state at X keeping me from making millions for my poo poo posting!!"
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Elon is using full sentences and speaking very measuredly today. Did he sober up for the weekend?
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Steadiman posted:Biggest reveal of this is that Spaces is still a thing that exists, isn't it just a glorified zoom meeting? What happens in these millions of hours? Is it just hour upon hour of complaining about how DEI is evil and whites are the most discriminated people? Yeah "glorified" definitely lmao
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Hazo posted:Elon is using full sentences and speaking very measuredly today. Did he sober up for the weekend? Concerning
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