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I brought my own nightlights just in case the lights are on a motion sensor I'll just plug them in oh dear it's dark behind the recliner do you have a flashlight? |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:13 |
i kinda wanna post here but i'm too afraid
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Buttchocks posted:Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip |
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Going on hour four of discussing how cold it's been the last couple weeks No other topic has come up |
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watho posted:i kinda wanna post here but i'm too afraid I want to make an encouraging post, but what if I get probated for having main character syndrome? |
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I can't pee or worseif someone is in the stall next to me
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![]() ![]() who's still hiding and tremblin ![]()
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WHAT UP COWARD NATION ARE Y'ALL READY TO TREMBLLLLLE?! |
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Areola Grande posted:
oh geez i… actually never mind
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*furtively sneaking in to check if this thread is dead yet so I can post in peace without worrying what everybody else thinks and whether or not anybody itt is a sniper gunning for me....*
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canyoneer posted:just finished a huge sandwich and going to loosen my belt and let my yellow belly hang out a bit - "Homer simpson"
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How Wonderful! posted:*furtively sneaking in to check if this thread is dead yet so I can post in peace without worrying what everybody else thinks and whether or not anybody itt is a sniper gunning for me....* *sees u* ![]() |
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I refuse to lounge. What if they get the drop on me |
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Describe Ur Skidaddle Style me? classic Hannah Barbara clockwise rotating cartoon roadrunner leg ![]()
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*notices that the new guy has yellow stains on the front of his shirt, indicating that he dyes his belly* *looks at him frequently while carefully avoiding eye contact, mentally willing someone else to notice and do something about it* |
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Areola Grande posted:Describe Ur Skidaddle Style not to toot my own horn, BUT -- i've become quite good at leaving perfect silhouettes of myself in a wall after busting through it
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I've taken to wearing a hat at all times so I can leave it spinning in midair for a few seconds after I depart, then stretch my arm back to snatch it |
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google THIS posted:I've taken to wearing a hat at all times so I can leave it spinning in midair for a few seconds after I depart, then stretch my arm back to snatch it |
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i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO)))))) |
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Zoya posted:i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO)))))) luckily a team of ferocious spiders is being deployed as we speak wait spiders? aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Zoya posted:i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO)))))) I am seriously considering writing a dubiously strong-worded anonymous letter to the management if they're going to start just letting people in who are able to pee in public restrooms |
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google THIS posted:I am seriously considering writing a dubiously strong-worded anonymous letter to the management if they're going to start just letting people in who are able to pee in public restrooms you think i left my house this week?! i'm describing my own bathroom!!! (i never found the bug (the cats are derelicting their duties (i do keep dragging the one good cat into here every time i have to use the bathroom today (SHE IS ON GUARD DUTY (IF I SEE THE BUG I AM GOING TO BEGIN SHRIEKING I HOPE SHES READY FOR THAT))))) |
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lol @ "the one good cat" ![]()
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eeek!!!! i think i saw something move in the shadows!!
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nevermind it was just the fan
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sorry i watched scooby-doo yesterday and i'm a bit on edge
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Zoya posted:you think i left my house this week?! i'm describing my own bathroom!!! (i never found the bug (the cats are derelicting their duties (i do keep dragging the one good cat into here every time i have to use the bathroom today (SHE IS ON GUARD DUTY (IF I SEE THE BUG I AM GOING TO BEGIN SHRIEKING I HOPE SHES READY FOR THAT))))) ![]() Oh wait never mind it's still in my drafts |
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me, watching from the rafters: sup
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aaaaaahhh!!!
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you startled me ;~;
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i make a startled noise that sounds like 'yiik'
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always be yiik'ing, i'm always saying this |
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How to Avoid ur former teachers/classmates when u see em in public just a normal duck and flee or ![]() Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 28, 2024
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i usually just do a huge vertical leap and cling to the ceiling or like a chandelier or something if present
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"nice to meet you" "moving someone else's hand is a sign that you think they are incapable. yet you'd greet me this way?" |
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calhoun posted:"nice to meet you" interestling post you got here calhoun, shame if it were to linearly associate with the other posts in a way that was funny you're pretty cool tho thx for posting in BYOB
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baka of lathspell posted:interestling post you got here calhoun, shame if it were to linearly associate with the other posts in a way that was funny |
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I'm afraid of getting banned or probated. I'm also afraid of FYAD.
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You folks got cows that need herding? Sorry, didn't mean to startle 'ya. |
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Buttchocks posted:You folks got cows that need herding? Sorry, didn't mean to startle 'ya. nah I'm p sure they herd me the first time ![]() ![]()
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